10 Most Important Guys In A Woman’s Life

10) Doctor -  Because He Says, “Take Off Your Clothes.”
9) Dentist – Because He Says, “Open Wide.”
8) Hairdresser – Because He Says, “Do You Want It Teased Or Blown.”
7) Milkman – Because He Says, “Do You Want It In Front Or In Back?”
6) Interior Decorator – Because He Says, “Once You Have It All In, You’ll Love It.”
5) Banker – Because He Says, “If You Take It Out To Soon, You’ll Lose Interest.”
4) Police Officer – Because He Says, “Spread ‘Em.”
3) Mailman – Because  He Always Delivers His Package.
2) Pilot – Because He Takes Off Fast And Then Slows Down.
1) Hunter – Because He Always Goes Deep In The Bush, Shoots Twice And Always Eats What He Shoots.