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Tuesday 27 December 2011

You Are So Hot Baby

A Boy Touched His Girlfriend Boobs And Said.
Boyfriend: “You Are So Hot Baby
Girlfriend: “Saale Kamine, Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai

World’s Best Rehabilatation Center.

The Vagina Is The World’s Best Rehabilatation / Correction Center.
Even The Most Violent And Aggressive Penis Comes Out Humbled, Head Bowed And Reduced In Size.

Problem Solved

Pappu Ne Apne Baap Santa Ki Tambaku Ki Dibbiya Pe “Chut” Likh Diya.
Santa: “Abbe Sale Yeh Kya Likh Diya Hai
Pappu: “Arey Papa, Yeh Toh Mene Aapki Suvidha Ke Liye Likha Hai, Jidhar ‘Chu’ Hai Udhar Chuna Hai Aur Jidhar ‘T’ Hai Udhar Tambaku

Naye Andaaz Ka Naya SMS

Ek Husband Wife Ki Gand Pe Haath Fer Ke Ro Pada, Toh Wife Ne Puchha.
Wife: “Dear Aap Kyu Ro Rahe Ho?
Husband: “Tumhari Gand Pe Haath Fer Ke Aaj Usski Yaad Aa Gayi, Jo SMS Pad Raha Hai

Aunti Aapki Beti Itni Slim Kaise Hai?

Ek Ladke Ne Dekha Ki Usske Padose Ki Ladki Bahut Sexy Hai Toh Woh Ja Ke Uski Mummy Se Puchta Hai
Ladka: “Aunti Aapki Beti Itni Slim Kaise Hai?
Aunti: “Beta Meri Beti Salad Ki Bahut Shaukin Hai. Uske To Takiye Ke Niche Bhi Hamesha Muli, Gaajar Aur Kheera Hi Hota Hai

Mummy Raat Ko Karti Kya Hai?

Ek Baar Ek Baccha Apni Dadi Se Puchhta Hai.
Baccha: “Dadi, Mammi Kya Raat Main Murgiyo Ko Dana Khilati Hai Kya?
Dadi: “Nahi To
Baccha: “To Mammi Raat Mein Roj Aah Aah Aaah Aah Kyo Karti Hai