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Thursday 3 November 2011

Paagal To Pagal Hi Rahte Hai

 Ek Pagal Roj Kahta Thha
Gulel Banaunga Panchhi Ko Maruga
Ghar Walo Ne Tang Aakar Usko Pagalkhane Bhej Diya.
5 Mahine Treatment Ke Bad Ghar Walo Ne Socha Ki Jake Dekhte Hai Ki Usko Farak Pada Ya Nahi.
Dr. Ne Us Se Pucha: “Ab Kya Karoge?
Pagal: “Shadi
Docto: “Phir?
Pagal: “Suhagraat
Docto: “Phir?
Pagal: “Uski Sari Utaruga
Docto: “Phir?
Pagal: “Blouse
Docto: “Oho ! Phir?
Pagal: “Bra Utaruga
Docto: “My God, Phir?
Pagal: “Phir Kya! Bra Ke Elastic Se Gule Banaunga Aur Panchhi Ko Maruga

Bechari Biwi, Pareshani To Hogi Hi

Gandhi Ki Patni Jab No Saal Mein Novi Baar Pregnant Hui To Vo Nehru Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli
Biwi: “Bhai Sahab Inhe Zara Samjhaiye Ki Kam Se Kam Condom To Suti Kapde Ka Na Pehne

Fir Waha Jana Kya Karne Hai?

Ladke Ne Apni Nayi Bani Girlfriend Ko Bade Pyar Se Kaha
Boy: “Cinema Chale?
Girl: “Nahi, Wahaan Tum Chuchi Dabaoge?
Boy: “Nahi Yaar
Girl: “Kiss Kroge?
Boy: “Bilkul Bhi Nahi
Girl: “Chut Pe Haath Lagaoge?
Boy: “Na Baba Na
Girl: “Bhosdi Ke Fir Waha Kya Aapni Maa Chudwane Jayega

Desh Ki Buri Halat Ka Kaaran

Ek Aadmi Ne Netaji Ko Raat Ko Do Baje Call Kar Ke Poocha.
Aadmi: “Tumhari Biwi Ki Choot Hai Kya?
Netaji: “Haan Hai Na, Kyu
Aadmi: “Toh Madarchod Fir Desh Ki Kyon Maar Raha Hai?

Abe Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Iss Waqt Dunia Ke
50% Log Sex Kar Chuke Hai,
25% Log Sex Kar Rahe Hai,
24% Log Sex Karnewale Hai Aur Baaki,
1% Log Land Khujate Hue Ye SMS Padh Rahe Hai.