Bholi Bhali Surat Par Mat Jana Re

"Kafi Din Affair Chalne Ke Baad Jab Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Sex Ka Bola To Socho Ladki Ne Kya Jawab Diya Hoga ?"

Hamare Ek Dost Anuj Ke Pados Mein Ek Ladki Rahti Thhi, Bholi Bhali Surat Dekh Kar Usne Usko Fasa Liya.
Ab Dates Pe Jane Ka Silsila Chal Nikla, Kafi Time Tak Ye Chalta Raha Ek Din Anuj Ne Himmat Karke Ladki Ko Kaha
Anuj: “Darling Hamko Aise Hi Ghumte Hue Kaafi Din Ho Gaye Hai Ab Hamein Kuch Aage Bhi Badna Chahiye”
Ladki: “Kya Matlab?”
Anuj: “Agar Tumhe Koi Aitraaz Na Ho To Main Tumhare Sath Sex Karna Chahta Hun”
Ladki: “Ye Kaam To Mene Aaj Tak Kisi Ke Sath Bhi Nahi Kiya”
Anuj: “Achha, To Kya Tum Abhi Tak Virgin Ho?”
Ladki: “Nahi Mera Matlab Tha Ki Mene Aaj Tak Kisi Ko Aitraaz Nahi Jataya“

Ajeeb Question Ka Ajeeb Jawab

Class Mein Teacher Santa Se Puchta Hai.
Teacher: “Ye Kitaab Kiski Hai?”
Santa: “Kagaz Ki Hai”
Teacher: “Bhosdi Ke Ye To Main Bhi Janta Hoon”
Santa: “To Madarchod Fir Puch Kyu Raha Hai?“

Dada Ji Ki To Mauj Ho Gayi

Ek Bachha Apne Dada Ke Sath Park Mein Khel Raha Tha. Tabhi Ek Kenchua Bill Se Bahar Aaya Aur Rengne Laga.
Bachha: “Dadaji Is Kenchue Ko Wapas Mitti Ke Usi Chedh Mein Daal Do Jahan Se Ye Nikla Hai”
Dadaji: “Nahi Beta Ye Sambhav Nahi Hai Dekhte Nahi Ho Kenchua Kitna Narm Hai??”
Bachha: “Lagi 100 Rupaye Ki Shart?”
Dadaji: “Theek Hai Lag Gayi”
Bachha Andar Gaya Aur Ek Hair Spray Le Kar Aaya Aur Us Kenchue Par Chidak Diya.
Kenchua Lakdi Ki Tarah Sakhat Ho Gaya Aur Bachhe Ne Use Wapas Usi Jagah Daal Diya Jaha Se Wo Nikala Tha.
Dadaji Turant Wo Hair Saprey Apne Hath Mein Lekar Ander Gaye Aur Kuch Der Baad Wapas Aaye.
Dadaji: “Ye Lo 500 Rupaye Tum Sharat Jeet Gaye”
Bachha: “Par Dadaji Sharat To Keval 100 Rupaye Ki Thi”
Dadaji: ” Beta Mene To 100 Rs Hi Diye Hai, 400 Rs Tumahari Dadi Ne Diye Hai“

Pata Hai Aisi Cheez Ka?

Wo Kya Hai Jo Har Aadmi Ke Pass Hota Hai?
Kisi Ka Chhota?
To Kisi Ka Bada Hota Hai?
Shaadi Ke Baad Apni Biwi Ko Deta Hai?
Jaroor Kuch Ganda Hi Soch Rahe Ho Tum Log,
Par Aisa Kuch Nahi Hai, Vo Cheez Hai
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