Pyaar Vakiye Andha Hota Hai

Ek Ladki Bus Mein Apne Boyfriend Ki Godh Mein Beithi Thi.
Ladki Ne Conductor Se Kaha: “Bus Dheere Chalao Jhatke Bahut Lagte Hai”
Conductor: “Oye Madam, Godi Mein Se Uth Ke Dekh Bus To Kab Se Khadi Hai“

Kise Jyada Mazaa Aata Hai

In Sex Period Teacher Ask A Question:
“Sex Karte Time Kise Jyada Mazaa Aata Hai, Girls Ko Ya Boys Ko?”
Boy: “Obviously We Enjoy More Then Girls”
Ladke Ke Sath Wale Bench Pe Ek Chalu Type Ki Ladki Bethi Thhi, Ye Sun Ke Boli
Ladki: “Galat Jawab, Jab Kaan (Ear) Mein Khujli Hoti Hai To Ungly Ko Jyada Mazaa Aata Hai Ya Kaan (Ear) Ko.“

Neki Kar Aur Jutte Kha

Gaanv Ke Gurudware Mein Ladkies Toilet Chotta Thha.
Logo Ne Mil Ke Socha Ki Janta Se Paisi Liye Jaye Aur Isko Bada Karvaya Jaye.
Is Announcement Ko Karne Ke Liye Santa Ko Chuna Gaya.
Aur Santa Ko Uski Announcement Ki Wajah Se Jutte Pade, Kyunki Announcement Kuch Is Tarha Se Thhi
“Ladies Ke Peshab Karne Wali Jagha Choti Hai, Usko Bada Karne Ke Liye Apna Apna Yogdan Dale”
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Ek Gurudware Da Ladies Toilet Chhota Si.
Santa Ne Loudspeaker Te Announcement Kiti
Santa: “Bibiyaan De Peshab Karan Wali Jagah Khuli Karni Hai Sab Sangat Apna Yogdaan Deo“

Which Is The Most Difficult Sport In The World To Watch?

Q: “Which Is The Most Difficult Sport In The World To Watch?”
Ans: “Women’s Doubles Tennis.”
Because 9 Balls Bounce At A Time And You are In Confusion Which One To Watch?

Fill In The Blanks

Fill In The Blanks:
1. “Boo_s ?”
2. “_ _ndom ?”
3. “F_ _ K ?”
4. “P_ N_s ?”
5. “Pu_s_ ?”
Answer:
1. “Books”
2. “Random”
3. “Fork”
4. “Pants”
5. “Pulse ”
“May God Bless Your Dirty Mind.”

Aakhir Esa Kyu Hua Thha, Aaj Pata Chala

Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Se Puchha.
Teacher: “Dhritrashtra Ke 100 Putra The, Aur Pandu Ke Sirf 5, Aisa Kyu?”
Chinki Huste Hue: “Mam, Kyuki Jinki Aankhen Hoti Hai, Unhe Aur Bhi Kaam Hote Hai“

Khushi Door Se Hi Dikh Jaati Hai

Santa Apni Biwi Se: “Aaj Tumhari Choti Behan Ko Apne Ghar Mein Dekh Ke Bahut Khushi Ho Rahi Hai”
Biwi: “Haanji, Aapki Khushi Pajame Mein Se Jhalak Rahi Hai“

Raste To Bahut Hai, Par Manjil To Ek Hai

Ek Ladki Khushi Khusi Se Apni Maa Ke Room Mein Aayi Aur Boli
Ladki: “Maa Tumne Kaha Tha Na…”
Maa: “Kya Kaha Tha Beti”
Ladki: “Ke Mard Ke Dil Mein Jane Ka Rasta Ankhon Se Hokar Jata Hai?”
Maa: “Haan?”
Ladki: “Lekin Maa, Kal Raat Mene Dusra Rasta Bhi Dhoond Liya!“