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Tuesday 17 April 2012

Fass To Bechara Fir Bhi Gaya

Ek Aadmi Ek Aisi Bus Mein Ghus Gaya Jisme Saare Sardar Hi Bethe Hue The,
Jaisi Hi Vo Ek Seat Pe Betha, Sath Wale Sardar Ne Usko Kaha: “Chal Bhai Ek Joke Suna
Aadmi Bechare Ki To Ye Sunte Hi Fat Gayi, Ki Joke Kaise Sunau?
Saare Joke To Sardaro Pe Hi Hote Hain, Agar Maine Sunaya To Ye Log Mujhe Marne Lagenge.
Usne Mana Kar Diya Ki Mujhe Koi Joke Nahi Aata.
To Sardar Bola: “Saale Joke Sunaa Nahi To Abhi Peetna Shuru Kar Denge
Bechara Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Usne Apna Dimaag Laga Ke Joke Sunana Shuru Kar Diya,
Woh Bola: “Ek Bihari Tha
Uska Ye Bolna Hi Tha Ki 3-4 Sardaro Ne Use Thappad Marne Shuru Kar Diye,
Aur Bole: “Bhosdi Ke Sardaar Saare Mar Gaye, Jo Tune Iss Joke Mein Bihaari Ko Ghusa Diya.”

Shayari Pyare Se Dost Pe

Chahat Hai Tu,
Hasrat Hai Tu,
Umeed Hai Tu,
Takdir Hai Tu,
Imaan Hai Tu,
Yaar Hai Tu,
Armaan Hai Tu.
Short Form… “C.H.U.T.I.Y.A” Hai Tu.