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Friday 27 April 2012

Tight Chut Ka Maja Kaise Le?

Santa Roz Biwi Ko Sex Ke Waqt Bolta Tha.
Santa: “Aur Tight Kar – Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar
Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse Se Boli: “Bhosdi Ke Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le, Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega

Mujhe Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha

Ek Bar Santa Ki Eyes Mein Kuch Problem Aa Gayi, To Uska Eyes Ka Operation Karna Pada.
Operation Ho Gaya To Santa Ne Socha Ki Chalo Paisi Bachaye Jaye.
Doctor Ne Uski Aankho Ki Patti Kholni Shuru Ki, Aur Pucha
Doctor: “Kaisa Dikh Raha Hai Ab Aapko?
Santa: “Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha
Doctor Ne Uski Aankhein Saanf Ki Or Fir Pucha.
Santa: “Dr. Saab Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikh Raha
Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Apni Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Apne Kapde Utare, Fir Santa Se Pucha.
Santa: “Kuch Nahi Dikh Raha Ji
Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Bra And Panty Utarne Ko Kaha, Aur Fir Pucha.
Santa: “Nahi Ji Sab Kuch Kaala Kaala Hai
Doctor Ne Nurse Ko Kaha Ki Santa Ke Samne Jake Apne Boobs Hilaye Aur Choot Mein Ungli Dale.
Nurse Ne Esa Kiya, Doctor Ne Fir Santa Se Pucha.
Santa: “Doctor Saab Sach Mein Mujhe Kuch Najar Nahi Aa Raha
Doctor Ne Santa Ko Zor Se Thappar Mara Aur Bola.
Doctor: “Bhonsdi Ke Kuch Bhi Nazar Nahi Aa Raha To, Tera Lund Kaisi Khada Ho Gaya Hai?

Kaam Pura Dhyan Laga Ke Karna Chahiye

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Ne Apni Naabhi Ke Neeche Chidiya Ka Tattoo Banwaya Tha
Ek Din Pappu Ke Sath Sex Karne Ke Baad Usne Pappu Se Pucha.
Ladki: “Tumne Chidiya Dekhi?
Pappu: “Nahi Mera Saara Dhyan Ghosle Mein Tha

Thursday 26 April 2012

Ab Upvas Bhi Hoga Khaas

Kya Aap Bhi Pareshan Hai Ese Dialogs Se
Aaj Nahi, Aaj To Mera Vrat Hai
Gabraye Nahi, Ab Aise Dino Ke Liye Jaldi Hi Aa Raha Hai
Manforce Condom In Sabudana Flavor,
Only For Fasting Days,
Ab Upvas Bhi Hoga Khaas.

How To Make Younger Wife Pregnant

There Was An Elderly Man Who Wanted To Make His Younger Wife Pregnant.
So, He Went To The Doctor To Have A Sperm Count Done.
The Doctor Told Him To Take A Specimen Cup Home, Fill It, And Bring It Back The Next Day.
He Elderly Man Came Back The Next Day And The Specimen Cup Was Empty And The Lid Was On It.
Doctor: “What Was The Problem?
Elderly Man: “Well, You I Tried With My Right Hand…Nothing. So, I Tried With My Left Hand…Nothing. My Wife Tried With Her Right Hand…Nothing. Her Left Hand…Nothing. Her Mouth…Nothing. Then My Wife’s Friend Tried. Right Hand, Left Hand, Mouth…Still Nothing.”
Doctor: “Wait A Minute. You Mean Your Wife’s Friend Too?
Elderly Man: “Yeah, And We Still Couldn’t Get The Lid Off Of The Specimen Cup

Nirmal Baba Ka Upaye Biwiyo Ke Liye

Ek Baar Ek Aurat Badi Pareshani Ki HaalaT Mein Nirmal Baba Ke Pass Gayi Aur Rote Hue Apna Dukhda Boli
Aurat: “Baba Ji Meri Madad Karo
Nirmal Baba: “Kya Hua Bachha?
Aurat: “Mera Pati Roj Rat Ko Ghar Late Aata Hai
Nirmal Baba: “Ek Kam Karo, Ghar Ke Bahar Ek Board Laga Do
Aurat: “Ji Kaisa Board?
Nirmal Baba: “Yahi Ki, Raat Ko 9 Baje Sex Shuru, Pati Ghar Ho Ya Na Ho

Wednesday 25 April 2012

Pakistani Urdu Vs India Ki Hindi & Punajbi

Bhai Jan Aap Mujhe Pareshan Kar Rahe Hain / Yaar Tune Kya Meri Gaand Leni Kar Rakhi Hai /yaar Tu Ki Bund Leni Kitti Aa
Maine Apko Kya Keh Diya / Maine Konsa Teri Gaand Mar Li / Mein Ki Teri Bund Marli
Main Apko Abhi Theek Karta Hoon / Ruk Abhi Teri Bahan Ko Lund Deta Hun / Dena Haan Teri Bhen Nu Lun
Ye Sab Kisne Kiya / Ye Kisne Maa Chudvayi Hai / Aa Kine Ma Chudai Aa
Main Apko Pasand Nahi Karta / Main Teri Gaand Bhi Nahi Maarta / Main Teri Bund Vi Ni Marda
Aap Mere Sath Itna Free Kyun Ho Rahein Hai / Abe Mere Lund Pe Kyu Chadi Jaa Raha Hai / Lun Te Ki Chari Janaa
Aap Bahut Chalak Insaan Ho / Tu Bahut Bada Bahan Ka Lund Hai / Tu Pura Haraam Da E