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Tuesday 21 February 2012

Achhi Aur Buri Ladki Mein Farak

What Is The Difference Between Good Girl And Bad Girl?
Good Girl Ghar Ja Kar Soti Hai Aur Bad Girl So Kar Ghar Jati Hai.
Good Girl Mandir Jati Hai Aur Bad Girl Mandir Ke Pichhe Jati Hai.
Good Girl Bolti Hai “Dinner Ke Liye Shukriya”, Bad Girl Bolti Hai “Subha Nashte Mein Kya Hai”
Good Girls Loosen A Few Buttons When It’s Hot, Bad Girls Make It Hot By Loosening A Few Buttons.
Good Girls Never Consider Sleeping With The Boss, Bad Girls Never Do Either, Unless He’s Very, Very Rich.
Good Girls Say, “No, Bad Girls Say, “When?”
Good Girls Only Own One Credit Card And Rarely Use It, Bad Girls Only Own One Bra And Rarely Use It.

Bhaag D.K. Bhaag

Ek Ladke Ka Naam Deepak Kumar Tha. Is Liye Sab Use D.K. Keh Kar Bulate The.
Ek Baar Usne Apne School Ki Race Mein Participate Liya.
Uske Pitaji Bhi Race Dekne Aaye The. Jaise Hi Race Shuru Hui Uske Pitaji Chilane Lage: “Bhag D.K. Bhag D.K.”
To School Ki Principal Boli: “Ye English Medium School Hai Yaha Par Sirf English Bolo
To Uske Pitaji Kuch Sochne Ke Baad Bole: “Run D.K. Run D.K. Run D.K.