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Monday 17 October 2011

Army General’s Car And His Wife?

What Is The Common Between An Army General’s Car And His Wife?
Ans: “Both Are Highly Maintained And Very Less Used.

Difference Between A Girl Friend And Motor Bike?

What Is The Difference Between A Girl Friend And Motor Bike.
Motorbike Is First Kicked And Then Used,
While A Girlfriend Is First Used And Then Kicked.

Ladki Ki Mast T-Shirt

Pappu Ke Pados Mein Ek Nayi Familly Rahne Aayi,
Ek Din Uski Ladki Ne T–Shirt Pahni Hui Thhi Jispe Car Bani Hui Thi.
Papu Lagatar Usko Dekhe Ja Raha Thha, Ladki Ne Us Se Pucha.
Ladki: “Oye, Kabhi Car Nahi Dekhi Kya?
Papu: “Ji, Car To Dekhi Hai, Par Itne Bade-Bade Speed Breaker Kabhi Nahi Dekhe

11 oct. morning 2011

A Mother Is In The Kitchen Making Dinner For Her Family When Her Daughter Walks In.
Mother, Where Do Babies Come From?
The Mother Thinks For A Few Seconds And Says, “Well Dear, Mommy And Daddy Fall In Love And Get Married. One Night They Go Into Their Bedroom, They Kiss And Hug And Have Sex.
The Daughter Looks Puzzled So The Mother Continues, “That Means The Daddy Puts His Penis In The Mommy’s Vagina. That’s How You Get A Baby, Honey.
The Child Seems To Comprehend.
Oh, I See, But The Other Night When I Came Into Your Room You Had Daddy’s Penis In Your Mouth. What Do You Get When You Do That?
Jewelry, My Dear. Jewelry.

Ladke Aur Ladki Mein Asli Faraq, Chinki Ki Jubani

Teacher Ne Science Class Mein Chinki Se Puchha.
Teacher: “Ladki Or Ladke Mein Kya Farak Hai?
Chinki: “Ji Ladki Chah Kar Bhi Ek Saal Mein Sirf Ek Hi Bache Ki Maan Ban Sakti Hai Aur Ladka Chahe To Ek Saal Mein 365 Bachon Ka Baap Ban Sakta Hai.

Why Love Is Better Then War?

Teacher Bachho Ko History Samjha Rahi Thhi, Ek Dum Se Usne Class Mein Bethe Bachho Se Puchha.
Teacher: “Why Love Is Better Then War?
Chinki Khadi Hui Aur Muskurati Hue Boli
Chinki: “Madamji, Arey Aapko Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Simple Because Condom Is Cheaper Then Gun.

Why Sperrm Donation Is More Expensive Than Blood Donation?

In A Period Of Sex Education, Teacher Asks.
Teacher: “Why Sperrm Donation Is More Expensive Than Blood Donation?
Pappu: “Mam Simple, Because Hand-Made Things Are Always Costly

Ek Sawal Jo Kar De Pareshan

Ek Aisa Sawal Jo Aapko Sochne Pe Majbur Kar Dega.
Ladkiya Toilet Se Nikalne Ke Baad Hath Kyu Dhoti Hai, Jabki Unke Pass Pakadne Ke Liye Kuch Hai Hi Nahi.