Ladki Ka Naam To Bada Hi Pyara Hai

Santa Banta Ek Din Park Mein Bethe The To Achanak Se Santa Ek Ladko Ko Dekh Ke Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Bantya, Wo Ladki Kitni Sundar Hai”
Banta: “Mujhe Uska Naam Pata Hai”
Santa Hairani Se: “Achha Kya Naam Hai Uska?”
Banta: “Wo Bank Mein Kaam Karti Hai, Uske Counter Ke Upar Uska Naam Likha Tha… Chaalu Khaata“

Choice Is In Your Hands

After Marriage Rs.6000 Per Month,
Or Condom Rs.3.30,
Or 10 Minutes In Bathroom Rs.0.00,
Choice Is In Your Hands.

Koi Pathar Se Na Mare, Is Deewane Ko

Pappu Ne Ek Din Bazar Mein Ek Ladki Dekhi Aur Uske Piche Piche Jane Laga, Taki Dekh Sake Vo Kahan Rahti Hai
Kuch Dur Jane Ke Bad Ladki Ko Ehsas Ho Gaya Ki Pappu Uska Picha Kar Raha Hai To Vo Gusse Se Boli.
Ladki: “Sale, Mere Piche-Piche Ghumega To Patthar Fenk Ke Marungi”
Pappu Bhi Pura Harami Tha Bola: “Achha, Tu Sirf Patthar Uthane Ke Liye Jhuk To Sahi, Teri Gaand Hi Maar Dunga“

Bachho Shor Mat Karo

4th Class Ke Bacho Ko Ek Miss Pada Rahi Thi, Par Bache Kafi Shor Macha Rahe Thhe
Tang Aakar Miss Bacho Se Boli
Miss: “Shor Mat Karo Warna Khada Kar Dungi”
Sub Bache: “Miss Pehle Mera… Pehle Mera… Pehle Mera…“

How To Recharge A Sex Card?

Question: “How To Recharge A Sex Card?”
Answer: “Open Bra, Press Nipple, Scratch Panty, Insert P3nnis, A Sound “Uee Maa” Confirm Sex Card Recharge Successfully Valid For 9 Month“