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Sunday 12 February 2012

Molvi Ji Ka Upaye, Paap Maaf Karvane Ka

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ek Molvi Ji Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola.
Aadmi: “Molvi Ji, Koi Upaaye Batao, Mujhse Paap Ho Gaya Hai
Molvi: “Kya Hua Bachha Kaisa Paap
Aadmi: “Molvi Ji, Mene Kal Ek Billi Ke Sath Sex Kar Liya Abb Main Kya Karoon?
Abb Ye Mamla Molvi Ji Ke Samne Bhi Pahli Baar Aaya Tha,
Molvi Bole: “Kal Aana Main Soch Kar Bataunga
Agle Din Wo Aadmi Molvi Ke Paas Gaya Par Molvi Ko Dekhkar Hairan Ho Gaya
Molvi Ke Kapde Fate Hue The Aur Shareer Par Kayi Jagah Chot Ke Nishan The.
Aadmi Ne Darte Darte Puchha: “Molvi Ji, Aapne Kya Socha?
Molvi Hanfte Hue Bole: “Upaaye To Baad Mein Bataunga Par, Tu Ye Bata Ki Tune Billi Ko Kaboo Kaise Kiya Tha?

Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai?

Santa Ka Beta Pappu Ek Din Us Se Puchhta Hai
Pappu: “Papa Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai?
Santa: “Nahi Beta, Tujhe Kisne Kaha?
Pappu: “Agar Nahi Aata To Aap Raat Ko Mummi Se Kyon Keh Rahe Thhe Ki Chal Ab Ghodi Ban Ja.

Sab Wakeel Ek Jaisi To Nahi Hote

Kachahri Mein Kafi Beedh Thi, Achanak Ek Aadmi Aya Aur Chillata Hua Bola
Aadmi: “Saare Wakeel Chutiye Hote Hai
Wo Aas-Paas Dekhta Hai Ki Use Chunoti Dene Wala Koi Hai Ya Nahi
Piche Betha Ek Aadmi Utha Aur Uske Paas Aakar Uske Kandhe Par Thap-Thapa Kar Bola.
Aadmi: “Apni Baat Wapas Lo
Pahla Aadmi: “Kyo Kya Tum Bhi Wakeel Ho?
Dusra Aadmi: “Nahi Main Chutiya Hoon

Santa Aur Ramleela

Santa Ko Natak Mein Arjun Ka Role Mila,
Jab Natak Shuru Hua To Santa Arjun Ke Roop Mein Aaya,
Logo Ne Shor Kiya: “Pagdi Wala Arjun…….Pagdi Wala Arjun
Santa Bola: “Bhosdi Walo, Abhi Do Minute Pehle Lund Wali Dropadi Aayi Thi, Tab Saare So Rahe The Kya?

Valentine’s Day Pe Shayari Girlfriend Ke Liye

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ki Valentine’s Day Pe Apni Girlfriend Ko Sunayi Gayi Ek Shayari
Barish Ho Aur Zameen Gili Na Ho,
Dhup Nikle Aur Sarson Pili Na Ho,
To Phir Aap Ne Kaise Soch Liya Ki,
Neend Mein Aap Ki Yaad Aaye Aur Kachha Geela Na Ho.