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Thursday 17 November 2011

Woh Kya Hai?

Woh Kya Hai? Jis Pe Agar Pyaar Se Hath Fero To Foran Khada Ho Jata Hai?
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Socho-Socho?
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You Dirty Mind Answer Hai:
Betha Hua Kutta

Bechari Nayi Naveli Dulhan

Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Pe Muh Dikhai Ke Rs 25,000 Diye.
Dulhan Itne Sare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli.
Dulhan: “Suno Ji Pura Khandaan Thokega Kya?

Tum Sab Bhi Bure Kaam Chhod Do

Biwi Suhaag Raat Ko Pati Se Gabra Kar Boli.
Biwi: “Dekhen Please Mere Pass Na Aaye
Shohar Hairani Se: “Kyun?
Biwi: “Mein Ne Apni Mummy Ko Kasam Di Hai Ke Mein Shadi Ke Baad Aise Bure Kaam Chod Dungi.

Janu Badi Sexy Lag Rahi Ho

Wife Ne Ek Nayi Transparent Bra Khridi Aur Pahan Ke Apne Husband Ke Aage Khadi Ho Gayi
Husband: “Janu, Issme To Tum Bahut Sexy Lag Rahi Ho
Wife Sharmate Hue: “Pata Hai, Salesman Bhi Yehi Keh Raha Tha

Samjhane Ka Tarika

Ek Baar Ek Ladki Ko Ladke Wale Dekh Kar Jate Hai, Ladki Ki Maa Ladki Se Puchti Hai.
Maa: “Beti, Ladka Pasand Aya?
Beti: “Ladka To Theek Hai, Par Thoda Chota Hai.
Maa: “TV 14 Inch Ka Ho Ya 29 Inch Ka, Remote To 7 Inch Ka Hi Hota Hai.

Shubh Kaam Mein Deri Kaisi

Pappu Ne Collage Mein Aayi Ek Nayi Ladki Se Puchha
Pappu: “Kya Mein Apke Boobs Ka Doodh Pee Sakta Hoon
Ladki Hairan Hokar: “Arrey, Main To Aapko Janti Bhi Nahi?
Pappu: “Bilkul, Par Meri Maa Hamesha Kehti Hai Ke Shubh Kaam Karne Se Pehle Ladki Ka Doodh Pee Lena Chahiye
Ladki Ne Taras Kha Ke Bola: “Ye Lo Pee Lo, Vese Kya Shubh Kaam Karne Jaa Rahe The
Pappu: “Mein Aapko Chodne Ki Soch Raha Thha

Bah Gaye Sare Khawab Paani Mein

Ek Fouji Jang Se Wapas Aya Aur Khidki Par Udas Sa Baith Gaya.
Biwi Ko Itne Din Ke Baad Usko Aaya Dekh Kar Sex Ki Ichha Hui.
Biwi Aayi Aur Dupatta Gira Kar Boli
Dekho Hawa Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya
Fouji Chup…
Phir Kameez Nikali Aur Boli
Dekho Hawa Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya
Fouji Chup…
Phir Salwar Utaari Aur Boli
Dekho Hawa Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya
Fouji Ko Gussa Aya Aur Bola
Meri Dhoti Utah Aur Dekh, Bomb Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya

Gaand Ki Khujli

Ek Baar Santa Bike Rok Kar Helmet Khuja Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Ne Dekha Aur Hairan Hokar Puucha.
Aadmi: “Helmet Utaar Ke Khujao”
Santa: “Chup Be, Jab Teri Gand Pe Khujli Hoti Hai To Kya Pent Utaar Ke Khujata Hai