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Monday 28 November 2011

Sale Kameene Log

Ek Bar Jai Ne Rote Hue Apne Dost Niraj Ko Bataya
Jai: “Yaar, Bus Mein Mera Kisi Ne Purse Chori Kar Liya
Niraj Hairan Hote Hue: “Abe, Tune Purse Rakha Kaha Thha?
Jai: “Pant Ki Piche Wali Jeb Mein
Niraj: “To Tujhe Pata Nahi Laga Kya?
Jai Rote Hue: “Ab Mujhe Kya Pata Thha Ki Vo Purse Bhi Nikal Lega

King or Queen?

A Newly Married Man Was Standing In Front Of A Mirror Naked.
And Was Admiring His Physique. “Two Inches More & I Will Be A King”
Suddenly The Wife Comes In And Says,Two Inches Less & You Will Be A Queen

Pappu Ne College Mein Aayi Ek Sexy Ladki Se Puchha.

Pappu: “Agar Main Tere Boobs Dabake Bhaag Jaun To Tum Mere Liye Kya Sochogi?
Ladki Boli: “Main Sochungi Ke Ek Chutiya Tha, Jo Poori Car Chala Sakta Tha, Woh Sirf Horn Baja Kar Hi Bhaag Gaya

Birbal Ki Akalmandi

Akabar Aur Birbal Ke Kisse Bahut Famous Hai
Hamesha Akbar Birbal Se Kuch Esa Puchta Thha Jo Hatt Ke Ho
Ek Din Akbar Ko Ek Shararat Sooji Aur Birbal Se Bola.
Akbar: “Wada Kar Birbal Teri Biwi Ki Pehli Bar Chut Tu Mujhe Lene Dega
Birbal: “Wada Hujoor, Par Meri Bhi Ek Sharat Hai
Akbar: “Bol?
Birbal: “Shaadi Aapki Behan Se Karoonga

Yeh Saand Aapko Bhi Maarta Hai Kya?

Ek Sundar Ladki Patli Gali Se Gujar Rahi Thi, Raste Mein Ek Saand Khada Tha.
Usne Wahaan Khade Ek Ladke Se Poocha. Aur Ladka Apna Pappu Thha.
Ladki: “Aye Mr. Yeh Saand Maarta Hai Kya?
Pappu: “Gai (Cow) Ki Toh Maarta Hai Aapki Pata Nahi Marega Ya Nahi

KLPD Ho Gayi Bechare Santa Ki

Apne Santa Singh Ji Kayi Dino Se Apni Biwi Se Door Thhe.
Ek Din Ghumne Nikle To Kadam Behak Gaye Aur Red Line Area Mein Pahoonch Gaye.
Ek Dalal Ne Santa Ko Dekha Toh Woh Uske Peeche Pad Gaya.
Santa Se Bola Yahan Ek Bahut Hasin Cheez Hai Tabiyat Khush Ho Jayegi.
Santa: “Paisi Kitni Legi?
Dalal: “Palang Ke 500, Khat Par Karoge To 200 Aur 100 Mein Chatai
Santa Ne Socha Kabhi Chatai Par Nahi Kiya Aur Phir Paise Bhi To Kam Lag Rahe Hain, Usne Chatai Ke Liye Haami Bhar Di.
Dalal Use Ek Makaan Mein Legaya, Aur Bola Tum Intezaar Karo Main Abhi Ladki Ko Bhejta Hoon.
Thodi Der Baad Ek Khubsoorat Ladki Aayi Aur Santa Ke Samne Saare Kapde Utaar Kar Khadi Ho Gayi.
Santa: “Yeh Kya Hai?
Ladki: “100 Rs Mein Tumne Chatai Tay Ki Thi, Abb Chato Aur Jaao

How A Panty Reflects A Girl’s Mood?

Color Of Panty Reflects A Girl’s Mood.
Red: “Wild Mood
Black: “Sexy Mood
Blue: “Romantic Mood
Pink: “Seductive Mood
No Panty: “Perfect Mood

Callgirl Ke Birthday Par Shayari

Call Girl Ke Birthday Par Saheli Ne SMS Kiya:
Har Adami Tere Nange Badan Pe Barse,
Tere Jeevan Mein Aaye Itne Customer,
Ke Tu Pura Saal Bra-Panty Pehnne Ko Tarse.

Boys Aur Girls Ke Baat Karne Mein Differnce Kya Hai?

Dosto Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Baat Karne Mein Kitna Farak Hota Hai.
Ek Hi Baat Ko Agar Ye Dono Bole To Kaisi Bolenge…
Girl: “Aap Itni Tez Kyo Chal Rahe Ho
Boy: “Teri Gaand Mein Aag Lagi Hai Kya Bhosdi Ke
Girl: “Wo Teacher Ki Bahut Respect Karta Hai
Boy: “Ye Bhen Ka Lund To Teacharo Ki Gaand Mein Ghusa Rehta Hai
Girl: “Uss Ladki Ka Character Acha Nahi Hai
Boy: “Yeh To Sali Top Ki Rand Hai
Girl: “Tum To Bahut Bevkoof Ho
Boy: “Bhosdi Ke Tu To Lode Ka Baal Hai
Girl: “Dar Lag Raha Hai
Boy: “Gand Fat Rahi Hai Kya Behanchod
Girl: “Disturb Mat Karo
Boy: “Gand Mein Ungli Mat Kar Bhosdi Ke
Girl: “Aaj To Ghar Walo Se Daant Padi
Boy: “Aaj To Gharwalo Ne Gaand Phad Di

Thursday 24 November 2011

Haatho Ke Bhoot Honto Se Nahi Maante

Suhagrat Ko Pati Ka Khada Nahi Ho Raha Thha,
Patni Ne Usko Muh Mein Le Liya Aur Koshish Ki Par Fir Bhi Baat Nahi Bani.
Husband Ko Ye Dekhar Gussa Aaya Aur Bola: “Durr Hatt Ja, Haatho Ke Bhoot Honto Se Nahi Maante

Haye Re In Taxes Ne Mar Diya Janta Ko

Pranav Mukharji  Ne Ek Bar Callgirl Se Pucha.
Mukharji: “Kitna Leti Ho?
Callgirl: “Aage Ka 200 Aur Peche Ka 220
Mukharji Hairani Se: “Areey Piche Ka 220 Kyu?
Callgirl: “10% Turnover Tax

Lund Ko Bada Kaisi Kare by Baba Saxidas

Ek Bar Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Bhakat Thha “Devender” Naam Ka
Uska Lund Bada Chota Thha, To Vo Hamesha Baba Ji Ke Piche Pada Rahta Thha Aur Puchta Thha
Baba Ji, Kirpya Mere Ko Apna Lund Bada Karne Ka Upaye Bataye
Baba Ji Hamesha Usko Taal Dete Thhe, Par Ek Din Usne Jidd Hi Pakad Li Aur Baba Ji Ke Dwar Par Beth Gaya.
Baba Ji Ne Akhir Tang Aakar Usko Ek Bahut Hi Secret Tarika Lund Bada Karne Ka Bata Hi Diya.
Baba Ji Ne Kaha Ki Ek Sunder Si Callgirl Ko Ek Mahine Ka Advance Rent Deke Book Kar Le.
Fir Uski Chut Ki Acche Se Shave Karke Uske Aur Apne Sare Kapde Kapde Utar Ke Bed Pe Lita Le
Ab Apne Lund Ko Uski Chut Se Thoda Sa Fix Duri Par Rakh, Jitna Bhi Tera Dil Kare Lund Ko Chut Se Touch Na Karne Diyo.
Pure Ek Mahine Tak Isi Tarha Se Lund Ko Rok Ke Rakhiyo, Kisi Bhi Hal Mein Chut Se Touch Tak Na Karne Diyo
Ek Mahine Ke Baad Jab Tu Check Kargea To Payega Ki Tera Lund Ab Chut Ko Touch Karne Lag Gaya Hai
Aur Utna Badd Chuka Hai Jitni Tune Chut Se Duri Rakhi Thi.
Devender Ne Hairan Hoke Pucha Ki: “Aisi Kaisi Baba Ji?
To Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bole
Beta Chut Ki Pyas Itni Buri Hai Ki Lund Apne Ko Khinch Khich Ke Uski Taraf Le Jane Ki Koshish Karega Aur Uski Lambayi Badti Jayegi.
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Ladkiyo Ke Kapdo Ki Fitting

Ek Ladki Tailor Ke Paas Suit Silvane Jaati Hai. Tailor Ladki Ka Naap Lete Hue Bolta Hai.
Tailor (Fitting Ka Naap Lete Hue):- “Koi Boyfriend Hai?
Girl:- “Haan, Kyon?
Tailor:- “Use Bolna Thode Din Left Side Pe Jyada Dhyaan De, Fitting Sahi Baithegi

Bill Kaisi Pay Kare?

Cabel Wala Flat Ki Ghanti Bajata Hai, Toh Andar Se Aunti Awaaz Lagati Hai.
Aunti: “Koun?
Cabel Wala: “Aunty, Iss Mahine Ka Cabel Ka Bill De Do
Aunti: “Baad Mein Aana Aah Aah Aa Aaaahnaa, Abhi Doodh Wale Ka Chuka Rahi Hoon

Tuesday 22 November 2011

Ooi Maa, Ab Bahar Bhi Nikal Lo Na

Ladke Ne Sex Start Kiya To Ladki Bolti Hai. Ladki: “Jaanu, Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai” Ladka: “Koi Baat Nahi Thodi Der Mein Nahi Hoga” Ladki: “Nahi Jaanu Bohat Ho Raha Hai Nikal Lo Na” Ladka: “Tum Bas 10 Tak Gino, Main Nikal Lunga.” Ladki: “1-2-Aa-3-4-5-Uff-6-7-8-Aah-Aa-9-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-2 Or 2 Or 2, Or Do”

Sunday 20 November 2011

What Is A Blue Film

Teacher: “What Is A Blue Film?
Pappu: “It Is A Family Movie, Which The Whole Family Watches, But At Different Time

Aapki Wife Ka Pura Naam Kya Hai?

Santa Ek Bar Interview Dene Gaya
Boss: “What’s Your Wife Name?
Santa: “Sir, Preeto
Boss: “What’s Her Whole Name?
Santa Sochte Hue: “Sir, Hole Ka Naam To Rakha Nahi, Par Main Pyar Se Fuddi Kehta Hoon

Akbar Birbal Ki Kahani Sachhe Wali

Akbar Ne Apni Begum Ko Surprise Dene Ki Sochi,
Or Ussne Apne Niche Ke Baal Katwa Diye,
Akbar Raat Ko Chupke Se So Gaya
Nind Mein Begum Ne Jab Hath Fera Toh Boli
Arrey Birbal Tum Kab Aaye

Chote Bachhe Bhi Tharki Ho Gaye

Pados Mein Rahne Wale 7 Saal Ke Chote Ladke Chuunu Ka Land Khada Kar Aunty Boli.
Aunty: “Beta, Mere Niche Chhed Hai Isse Andar Daal Kar Hilao Toh Mein Tumhe Toffee Doongi
Chunnu: “Agar Aap Isse Mooh Mein Lekar Chooso To Main Aapko Choclate De Dunga.

Aap Bhi Apni Problem Baba Ji Ko Bataye

Rakshi Sawant Ne Ek Bar Socha Ki Vo Bhi Kisi Pandit Ya Jyotish Ke Pas Jakar Apni Kismat Check Karvaye.
To Ja Pahunchi Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Aur Boli.
Rakhi Sawant: “Baba Ji, Kya Mere Hath Mein Dhan Ki Rekha Hai?
Ab Apne Baba Saxidas Bhi Muh pe Baat Kah Dete Hai, Muskuraye Aur Bole
Baba Ji: “Bachha Haath Mein To Pata Nahi, Par Tumhari Salwar Mein To Jarur Hai

Chhiiiiiiiiii Kitna Ganda Joke Hai

Hospital Mein Dekha Gaya Ek Scene.
Doctor Marij Ki Gaand Mein Ungli Karke Betha Thha.
Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Us Se Raha Nahi Gaya Aur Usne Akhir Doctor Se Puch Hi Liya.
Aadmi: “Dr Saab, Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Doctor: “Mareej Ko Ulti Kara Raha Hu
Aadmi Ne Hairan Hoke Pucha: “Par Aisi Kaisi?
Doctor: “Dekhta Ja, Abhi Ye Ungli Iske Muh Mein Dalunga Na, To Karega Na

Har Koi Ek Jaisa Nahi Hota

Ek Baar Pati Or Uski Patni Decide Karte Hain Ki Sex Karne Ke Baad Gullak Mein Paise Dalenge.
After A Month. Pati Patni Gullak Kholte Hai.
Pati: “Maine 10/- Ke Note Dale Thhe, Yeh 500/-, 100/-, 50/- Ke Kahaan Se Aaye?
Patni: “Har Koi Tumhari Tarah Kanjoos Thodi Hi Hota Hai

Sab Sale Hawas Ke Puraji Hi Hai

Jaruri Nahi Ki Sirf Insaan Hi Sex Ke Deewane Ho, Jaanwar Bhi Sex Ko Pasand Karte Thai
Isi Tarha Jungle Mein Ek Din Gadhe Ko Tharak Chadi Hui Thhi, Himmat Karke Vo Sherni Ke Pass Gaya Aur Usko Bola.
Gadha: “I Love You, Darling
Sherni Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Boli.
Sherni: “Chal Chal, Apni Shakal Dekhi Hai Tune, Nikal Idhar Se
Gadha: “Abe Shakal Ko Maar Goli Niche Dekh
Sherni: “Ohhh, I Love You Too Janu

Vakiye Hi Samp Bhi Mar Gaya Aur Lathi Bhi Na Tooti

Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Toote Isko Ek Shabd Mein Samjhao?.
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MUTTH

Daulat Ki Koi Value Nahi Tharak Ke Aage

Salim Aur Anarkali Ke Pyar Ka Kissa Bada Mashoor Hai, Ek Bar Dono Apas Mein Bat Kar Rahe Thhe.
Salim: “Jaaneman Tere Kadmo Mein Rakh Dunga Saara Khazana
Anarkali Ko Sex Ki Iccha Sata Rahi Thhi, Sunke Boli.
Anarkali: “Maa Chudane Gaya Tera Khazana, Andar Daal Aur Chal Shuru Kar Dabaana.

Thursday 17 November 2011

Woh Kya Hai?

Woh Kya Hai? Jis Pe Agar Pyaar Se Hath Fero To Foran Khada Ho Jata Hai?
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Socho-Socho?
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You Dirty Mind Answer Hai:
Betha Hua Kutta

Bechari Nayi Naveli Dulhan

Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Pe Muh Dikhai Ke Rs 25,000 Diye.
Dulhan Itne Sare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli.
Dulhan: “Suno Ji Pura Khandaan Thokega Kya?

Tum Sab Bhi Bure Kaam Chhod Do

Biwi Suhaag Raat Ko Pati Se Gabra Kar Boli.
Biwi: “Dekhen Please Mere Pass Na Aaye
Shohar Hairani Se: “Kyun?
Biwi: “Mein Ne Apni Mummy Ko Kasam Di Hai Ke Mein Shadi Ke Baad Aise Bure Kaam Chod Dungi.

Janu Badi Sexy Lag Rahi Ho

Wife Ne Ek Nayi Transparent Bra Khridi Aur Pahan Ke Apne Husband Ke Aage Khadi Ho Gayi
Husband: “Janu, Issme To Tum Bahut Sexy Lag Rahi Ho
Wife Sharmate Hue: “Pata Hai, Salesman Bhi Yehi Keh Raha Tha

Samjhane Ka Tarika

Ek Baar Ek Ladki Ko Ladke Wale Dekh Kar Jate Hai, Ladki Ki Maa Ladki Se Puchti Hai.
Maa: “Beti, Ladka Pasand Aya?
Beti: “Ladka To Theek Hai, Par Thoda Chota Hai.
Maa: “TV 14 Inch Ka Ho Ya 29 Inch Ka, Remote To 7 Inch Ka Hi Hota Hai.

Shubh Kaam Mein Deri Kaisi

Pappu Ne Collage Mein Aayi Ek Nayi Ladki Se Puchha
Pappu: “Kya Mein Apke Boobs Ka Doodh Pee Sakta Hoon
Ladki Hairan Hokar: “Arrey, Main To Aapko Janti Bhi Nahi?
Pappu: “Bilkul, Par Meri Maa Hamesha Kehti Hai Ke Shubh Kaam Karne Se Pehle Ladki Ka Doodh Pee Lena Chahiye
Ladki Ne Taras Kha Ke Bola: “Ye Lo Pee Lo, Vese Kya Shubh Kaam Karne Jaa Rahe The
Pappu: “Mein Aapko Chodne Ki Soch Raha Thha

Bah Gaye Sare Khawab Paani Mein

Ek Fouji Jang Se Wapas Aya Aur Khidki Par Udas Sa Baith Gaya.
Biwi Ko Itne Din Ke Baad Usko Aaya Dekh Kar Sex Ki Ichha Hui.
Biwi Aayi Aur Dupatta Gira Kar Boli
Dekho Hawa Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya
Fouji Chup…
Phir Kameez Nikali Aur Boli
Dekho Hawa Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya
Fouji Chup…
Phir Salwar Utaari Aur Boli
Dekho Hawa Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya
Fouji Ko Gussa Aya Aur Bola
Meri Dhoti Utah Aur Dekh, Bomb Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya

Gaand Ki Khujli

Ek Baar Santa Bike Rok Kar Helmet Khuja Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Ne Dekha Aur Hairan Hokar Puucha.
Aadmi: “Helmet Utaar Ke Khujao”
Santa: “Chup Be, Jab Teri Gand Pe Khujli Hoti Hai To Kya Pent Utaar Ke Khujata Hai

Monday 14 November 2011

Pyaar Vakiye Andha Hota Hai

Ek Ladki Bus Mein Apne Boyfriend Ki Godh Mein Beithi Thi.
Ladki Ne Conductor Se Kaha: “Bus Dheere Chalao Jhatke Bahut Lagte Hai
Conductor: “Oye Madam, Godi Mein Se Uth Ke Dekh Bus To Kab Se Khadi Hai

Kise Jyada Mazaa Aata Hai

In Sex Period Teacher Ask A Question:
Sex Karte Time Kise Jyada Mazaa Aata Hai, Girls Ko Ya Boys Ko?
Boy: “Obviously We Enjoy More Then Girls
Ladke Ke Sath Wale Bench Pe Ek Chalu Type Ki Ladki Bethi Thhi, Ye Sun Ke Boli
Ladki: “Galat Jawab, Jab Kaan (Ear) Mein Khujli Hoti Hai To Ungly Ko Jyada Mazaa Aata Hai Ya Kaan (Ear) Ko.

Neki Kar Aur Jutte Kha

Gaanv Ke Gurudware Mein Ladkies Toilet Chotta Thha.
Logo Ne Mil Ke Socha Ki Janta Se Paisi Liye Jaye Aur Isko Bada Karvaya Jaye.
Is Announcement Ko Karne Ke Liye Santa Ko Chuna Gaya.
Aur Santa Ko Uski Announcement Ki Wajah Se Jutte Pade, Kyunki Announcement Kuch Is Tarha Se Thhi
Ladies Ke Peshab Karne Wali Jagha Choti Hai, Usko Bada Karne Ke Liye Apna Apna Yogdan Dale
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Ek Gurudware Da Ladies Toilet Chhota Si.
Santa Ne Loudspeaker Te Announcement Kiti
Santa: “Bibiyaan De Peshab Karan Wali Jagah Khuli Karni Hai Sab Sangat Apna Yogdaan Deo

Which Is The Most Difficult Sport In The World To Watch?

Q: “Which Is The Most Difficult Sport In The World To Watch?
Ans: “Women’s Doubles Tennis.”
Because 9 Balls Bounce At A Time And You are In Confusion Which One To Watch?

Fill In The Blanks

Fill In The Blanks:
1. “Boo_s ?”
2. “_ _ndom ?”
3. “F_ _ K ?”
4. “P_ N_s ?”
5. “Pu_s_ ?”
Answer:
1. “Books”
2. “Random”
3. “Fork”
4. “Pants”
5. “Pulse ”
May God Bless Your Dirty Mind.”

Aakhir Esa Kyu Hua Thha, Aaj Pata Chala

Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Se Puchha.
Teacher: “Dhritrashtra Ke 100 Putra The, Aur Pandu Ke Sirf 5, Aisa Kyu?
Chinki Huste Hue: “Mam, Kyuki Jinki Aankhen Hoti Hai, Unhe Aur Bhi Kaam Hote Hai

Khushi Door Se Hi Dikh Jaati Hai

Santa Apni Biwi Se: “Aaj Tumhari Choti Behan Ko Apne Ghar Mein Dekh Ke Bahut Khushi Ho Rahi Hai
Biwi: “Haanji, Aapki Khushi Pajame Mein Se Jhalak Rahi Hai

Raste To Bahut Hai, Par Manjil To Ek Hai

Ek Ladki Khushi Khusi Se Apni Maa Ke Room Mein Aayi Aur Boli
Ladki: “Maa Tumne Kaha Tha Na…
Maa: “Kya Kaha Tha Beti
Ladki: “Ke Mard Ke Dil Mein Jane Ka Rasta Ankhon Se Hokar Jata Hai?
Maa: “Haan?
Ladki: “Lekin Maa, Kal Raat Mene Dusra Rasta Bhi Dhoond Liya!

Thursday 10 November 2011

Choot Kaisi Dikhti Hai?

Pappu Se Uski Girlfriend Ne Masti Ke Mood Mein Puchha.
Ladki: “Sex Ke Pehle Chut Kaisi Dikhti Hai?
Pappu: “Jaise Gulaab
Ladki: “Aur Sex Ke Baad?
Pappu: “Sardar Ji Ke Muh Ki Tarha Jisne Thodi Der Pehle Lassi Pi Ho

Tharki Logo Bass Karo

Customer To Sales Girl: “Mujhe Apni Wife Ke Liye Bra Chahiye Par Size Nahin Pata
Sales Girl: “Hmmm, Sir Aap Mere Boobs Daba Kar Size Ka Andaza Laga Lein
Customer: “Ohhh Yaad Aaya Mujhe Ek Panty Bhi Chahiye

How Do You Know That?

On First Nite Of Their Marriage Husband & Wife Claim Virginity.
Wife: “If This Is Your First Time How Did You Fuck So Well
Husband: “If This Is Your First Time How Do You Know I Fucked So Well

Nazar Na Lage Tere Mere Pyar Ko

Ladke Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Samjhane Wale Andaz Mein Bola
Ladka: “Jaanu Ek Baat Kahoon?
Ladki: “Kaho Na
Ladka: “Darling Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Mein Kisi Ko Mat Batana
Ladki: “Suman Ko Toh Zaroor Bataongi, Kameeni Kehti Thi Koi Randi Ka Bacha Hi Hoga Jo Tujh Se Pyar Karega

Shoaib-Sania Ke Uper Shayari

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Shoaib-Sania Ke Uper Ek Sher Arz Kiya Hai
Sania Se Shadi Ke Chakkar Mein Woh Itna Khush Hai “Chodumal”
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Sania Se Shadi Ke Chakkar Mein Woh Itna Khush Hai “Chodumal”
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Shayad Woh Janta Nahi Ke Spinner Ko Kabhi Opening Nahi Milti.

Ajab Sex Ki Gajab Kahani

Aajkal Ke Ladke Ladkiya Sex Ke Liye Kitne Utavle Hai, Ye Baat Is Joke Se Pata Chalti Hai.
Ladki: “Aao Chupan Chupai Khelte Hai
Ladka: “Chalo Chupo, Mein Doondta Hoon
Ladki: “Agar Tumne Mujhe Dhund Liya To Mein Poora Ander Longi?
Ladka: “Agar Main Na Doond Saka Toh?
Ladki: “Aisa Na Kaho Yaar, Mein Chhat Pe Chupi Houngi

Neki Na Karne Ki Saza

Pandit Ji Ek Ladki Ke Sath Sex Kar Rahe Thhe.
Ek Admi Ne Unko Khidki Mein Se Dekh Liya Or Hairani Se Poocha.
Aadmi: “Pandit Ji, Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Pandit Ji Ke Ye Sunte Hi Tote Udd Gaye Aur Gabra Gaye. Par Achanak Dimag Kam Kiya Aur Bole.
Pandit Ji: “Jo Log Nek Kaam Nahi Karenge Ussko Yahi Saza Milegi

Tuesday 8 November 2011

Mast Biwi Hai

Suhagraat Ki Rat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Bola
Husband: “Kahaan Se Dalu Upar Se Niche Se, Aage Se Ya Piche Se
Wife: “Kahi Se Bhi Daalo Janu, Iss Route Ki Sabhi Liney Mast Hai

Choot Kaisi Dikhti Hai?

Pappu Se Uski Girlfriend Ne Masti Ke Mood Mein Puchha.
Ladki: “Sex Ke Pehle Chut Kaisi Dikhti Hai?
Pappu: “Jaise Gulaab
Ladki: “Aur Sex Ke Baad?
Pappu: “Sardar Ji Ke Muh Ki Tarha Jisne Thodi Der Pehle Lassi Pi Ho

Tharki Logo Bass Karo

Customer To Sales Girl: “Mujhe Apni Wife Ke Liye Bra Chahiye Par Size Nahin Pata
Sales Girl: “Hmmm, Sir Aap Mere Boobs Daba Kar Size Ka Andaza Laga Lein
Customer: “Ohhh Yaad Aaya Mujhe Ek Panty Bhi Chahiye

Saturday 5 November 2011

“Chalo Gulli Danda Khelte Hai?”

Pappu Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana To Girlfriend Ko Fon Kiya Aur Bola
Pappu: “Chalo Gulli Danda Khelte Hai?
Ladki: “Nahi Teen Din Baad
Pappu: “Kyuu?
Ladki: “Pitch Geeli Hai Tum Chaho To Volley Ball Khel Sakte Ho.

Dil To Hai Dil, Dil Ka Aitabar, Kya Kijiye

Ek Budha Badi Pareshan Si Halat Mein Apne Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.
Budha: “Jab Se Mera Heart Transplant Hua Hai, Muje Gand Marwana Or Paisa Achha Lagne Laga Hai Kya Main Jawan Ho Gaya Hu?
Doctor: “Nahi Tumhe Randi Ka Dil Lagaya Gaya Hai.

“Yeh Gubbare Hai”

Child Looking At Mom’s Breast.
Child: “Yeh Kya Hai?
Mom: “Yeh Gubbare Hai
Child: “Fir Mousi Ke Chote Kyun?
Mom: “Tune Kab Dekhe?
Child: “Jab Papa Unme Hawa Bhar Rahe The.

Zindagi Ka Sabse Khatarnak Stunt

Zindagi Ka Sabse Khatarnak Stunt Kya Hai?
Khuli Talwar Par Nangi Gand Se Fisalna Aur Tatto Se Break Marna,
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Soch Kar Hi Gand Phat Gayi Naa

Thursday 3 November 2011

Paagal To Pagal Hi Rahte Hai

 Ek Pagal Roj Kahta Thha
Gulel Banaunga Panchhi Ko Maruga
Ghar Walo Ne Tang Aakar Usko Pagalkhane Bhej Diya.
5 Mahine Treatment Ke Bad Ghar Walo Ne Socha Ki Jake Dekhte Hai Ki Usko Farak Pada Ya Nahi.
Dr. Ne Us Se Pucha: “Ab Kya Karoge?
Pagal: “Shadi
Docto: “Phir?
Pagal: “Suhagraat
Docto: “Phir?
Pagal: “Uski Sari Utaruga
Docto: “Phir?
Pagal: “Blouse
Docto: “Oho ! Phir?
Pagal: “Bra Utaruga
Docto: “My God, Phir?
Pagal: “Phir Kya! Bra Ke Elastic Se Gule Banaunga Aur Panchhi Ko Maruga

Bechari Biwi, Pareshani To Hogi Hi

Gandhi Ki Patni Jab No Saal Mein Novi Baar Pregnant Hui To Vo Nehru Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli
Biwi: “Bhai Sahab Inhe Zara Samjhaiye Ki Kam Se Kam Condom To Suti Kapde Ka Na Pehne

Fir Waha Jana Kya Karne Hai?

Ladke Ne Apni Nayi Bani Girlfriend Ko Bade Pyar Se Kaha
Boy: “Cinema Chale?
Girl: “Nahi, Wahaan Tum Chuchi Dabaoge?
Boy: “Nahi Yaar
Girl: “Kiss Kroge?
Boy: “Bilkul Bhi Nahi
Girl: “Chut Pe Haath Lagaoge?
Boy: “Na Baba Na
Girl: “Bhosdi Ke Fir Waha Kya Aapni Maa Chudwane Jayega

Desh Ki Buri Halat Ka Kaaran

Ek Aadmi Ne Netaji Ko Raat Ko Do Baje Call Kar Ke Poocha.
Aadmi: “Tumhari Biwi Ki Choot Hai Kya?
Netaji: “Haan Hai Na, Kyu
Aadmi: “Toh Madarchod Fir Desh Ki Kyon Maar Raha Hai?

Abe Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Iss Waqt Dunia Ke
50% Log Sex Kar Chuke Hai,
25% Log Sex Kar Rahe Hai,
24% Log Sex Karnewale Hai Aur Baaki,
1% Log Land Khujate Hue Ye SMS Padh Rahe Hai.