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Wednesday 19 October 2011

Heart Ki Kitni Legs Hoti Hai?

Son: Papa Heart Ki Kitni Taangein Hoti Hain?
Father: Ek Bhi Nahi Puttar, Kyu??
Son: To Phir Kal Raat Aap Kyu Bol Rahe Thhe, “Sweet Heart Taangein Uppar Karo

2 Gay Ladke Ek Khubsurat Larki Ko Dekh Kar Kya Bole???

Q: 2 Gay Ladke Ek Khubsurat Larki Ko Dekh Kar Kya Bole???
A: Yaar Agar Ladki Aisi Hai To Uska Bhai Kaisa Hoga ???

Saand Saal Mein Kitni Bar Sex Karta Hai

Biwi Husband Se: Ek Saand Saal May 300 Bar Sex Hai, Lekin Tum Is Ka 10% Bhi Nahi Karte
Husband: Sahi hai, Par Ye Kahaan Likha Hai Ki Saand Ek Hi Cow Ke Saath 200 Bar Sex Karta Hai.

Answers Of Little Johny

One Girl Ask To Johny : Woh Kya Hai Jo Cow Ke Paas To Four Hai Par Mere Pass Two?
Johny: Legs
Girl : Woh Kya Hai Jo Tumhari Jeans Mein To Hai Par Meri Jeans Mein Nahi?
Johny: Paisi
Girl : Woh Kya Hai Jo Log Din Mein Karne Ki Jagha Raat Ko Bistar Par Karte Hain?

Women’s Voices During Sex By Different Countries..

Usa : Yeah…..Yeah….
Uk : C’mon Baby…..
India: Uyi Maa Mar Gayi…
Pak : Bas Karo Shaikh Sahab Savere Tattiya Band Nahi Hongi….

Deewana Aur Uska Sher

Shaam Diyo Se Sajaye Bethe Hai,
Khushbu Badan Pe Lagaye Bethe Hai,
Hamari Deewangi Ka Alam To Dekho, Wo Raat Ko Aanewale Hai
Aur Hum Dopahar Se Hi Condom Chadaye Bethe Hai

Rs. 10000/- Ka Handbag

Lady: “Itna Chota Sa Handbag 10000/- Ka? Itna Mehnga Kyun
Shopkeeper: “Behanji, Ye Khalis Lund Ki Chamdi Ka Bana Handbag Hai, Thoda Sa Haath Pher Te Hi Suitcase Ban Jayega..

I Am Black, You Are White. Why?

Boy: Mommy, Why Iam Black & Ur White?
Mom: “Listen Son, Considering All The Crazy Things I Did Years Ago, You Should Be Thankful To God That You Are Not Barking..!!”

How About The Ones Like Mine?”

Wife: “I Dreamt They Were Auctioning Off Dicks. The Big Ones Went For Ten Dollars And The Thick Ones Went For Twenty Dollars.
Husband: “How About The Ones Like Mine?
Wife: “Those They Gave Away.
Husband: “I Had A Dream Too…I Dreamt They Were Auctioning Off Cunts. The Pretty Ones Went For A Thousand Dollars, And The Little Tight Ones Went For Two Thousand.
Wife: “And How Much For The Ones Like Mine?
Husband: “That’s Where They Held The Auction.

Biwi Ho To Aisi

Patni Ne Pati Ko Naukrani Ke Sath Sex Karte Dekh Liya.
Pati Ko To Kuch Na Boli Par, Naukrani Ko Akele Mein Le Gayi
Bechari Naukari Darte Hue Rone Lag Gayi Aur Hath Jod Ke Boli.
Naukrani: “Bibi Ji Maaf Kar Do, Sahab Ne 500 Rs Ka Lalach Diya Thha
Malkin: “Vo Chhod, Tujhe 1000 Rs Dungi, Bas Ye Bata De Ki Sahab Ka Khada Kaisi Kiya?