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Thursday 23 February 2012

Sachi Dosti Ka Ek Example

Golu & Molu Bahut Achhe Dost Thhe Par Achanak Ek Hi Din Dono Mar Jate Hai Aur Ikathe Narak Mein Pahunchte Hai.
Golu Ne Molu Ko Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Pucha.
Golu: “Abe Tu Kaise Mara?
Molu: “Thand Se, Aur Tu?
Golu: “Mene Aatam Hatya Ki
Molu: “Kyu Be, Tu To Achha Bhala Tha Aur Khusi Se Jee Raha Thha?
Golu: “Yaar, Mujhe Laga Meri Biwi Ka Kisi Se Affair Hai, Ek Din Shaq Hone Pe Chaapa Maara Par Koi Nahi Tha, Sharm Ke Mare Maine Aatm-Hatya Kar Li
Molu Ne Golu Ko Zor Se Thapad Mara Aur Bola.
Molu: “Bhonsdi Ke Agar Fridge Khol Ke Dekha Hota, To Na Tu Sharm Se Marta Aur Na Mein Thand Se

Nari To Hai Nark Ka Dwar

Kisi Bahut Bade Vidwan Aur Bramhchari Ne Kaha Hai
Nari Nari Mat Kar Murkh, Nari To Hai Nark Ka Dwar.
Nari Nari Mat Kar Murkh, Nari To Hai Nark Ka Dwar.
Kush Bhi Hogi To Kya Degi, Mal Mutra Ka Dwar.
Plz Ladkiyon Naraz Mat Hona It’s Just A Joke But I Like That Dwar Very Much.

Allah Meharban To Gadha Pehalwan

Do Mulle Aapas Mein Padosi The, Ek Din Ek Ne Dusre Se Puchha
Pahla Mulla: “Yaar, Tumhare 10 Bachhe Kaise?
Dusra Mulla: “Kuch Nahi Sab Allah Ka Hath Hai
Pahla Mulla Uske Niche Dekh Kar Bola: “Abe Lungi Theek Kar, Allah Ka Hath Dikh Raha Hai

Tharki Pandij Ji, Sawad Kam Lo

 
Ek Moti Aurat Mandir Mein Mannat Mangne Gayi.
Usne Mandir Mein Matha Tekne Ke Baad Pandit Se Kaha.
Aurat: “Pandit Ji, Main Aaj Idhar Bahut Badi Aas Leke Aayi Hun
Pandit: “Haan Ji Mene Dekha, Jab Aap Matha Tek Rahe The