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Monday 19 March 2012

Sex Ka Maja Kis Din Aaya?

Santa Ne Apni Marrige Anniversery Par Apni Biwi Se Pucha.
Santa: “Apni Shaadi Ko Panch Saal Ho Gaye Tere Ko Sex Ka Sabse Jyada Maza Kis Din Ayaa?
Biwi SHarmate Hue: “Ji Us Din, Jab Aap Ludhiana Gaye The

Aye Mere Dost Jara Dhayan Se

Upar Mat Dekh Sitaare Gir Jayenge,
Niche Mat Dekh Pathar Pighal Jayenge,
Samne Mat Dekh Koi Sharma Jayega,
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Par Piche Jarur Dekh Varna Koi Gand Mar Jayega.

Kissing At The Top, Fire At The Bottom

Kissing At The Top, Holding At The Middle & Fire At The Bottom.
Do You Know The Answer?
What ?
Don’t Think Dirty…
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Its A “Cigarette

Bechari , Dono Taraf Se Fasi

Ek Ladki Rote Hue Apne Pita Ji Ke Pass Aayi Aur Boli
Ladki: “Papa, Bhaiya Ne Aapko Gaali Di, Betichod
Baap Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Bola: “Aane De Saale Ko, Uski Behen Chod Dunga
Ladki: “Chalo Papa Rehne Do, Dono Taraf Se Chudai To Meri Hi Hogi

Feeling Bored? Wondering What To Do?

Feeling Bored?
Wondering,
What To Do?
Open The Zip,
Enter Your Hands In Between Your Zip,
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Take Out Your Book From Your Bag And Study.