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Sunday 23 October 2011

Gaandu ka dimag

Ek Bus Mein Roj Ek Khubsurat Si Ladki Jaati Thhi,
Ek Din Ek Hatta Katta Neegro Bus Mein Chada Aur Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Uski Iccha Hui Ki Iske Sath Sex Karu.
Par Usko Samajh Na Aya Ki Vo Kya Kare, So Usne Bus driver Se Puchha Ki Mene Iske Sath Sex Karna Hai Koi Idea Do.
Bus driver Bola: “Ye Ladki Jesus Ko Manti Hai Aur Har Sunday Church Mein Jati Hai, Tu Jesus Ke Kapde Aur Mask Pahan Ke Isko Mill Aur Jo Bolega Vo Ye Kar Legi.
Neegro Ko Idea Pasand Aya Aur Usne Aisa Hi Kiya, Ladki Jab Prayer Kar Rahi Thhi To  Neegro Peeche  Se Nikal Ke Aya Aur Bola
Neegro: “I Am God, Mene Tumhari Prayer Suni Aur Main Usko Pura Bhi Karunga Par Pahle Tumhe Mere Sath Sex Karna Hoga
Ladki Ne Kuch Socha Aur Maan Gayi Par Boli: “Main Sirf Anal Sex Karungi Kyunki Main Apni Virginity Barkar Rakhna Chahti Hu
Neegro Ne Socha Ki Something Is Better Then Nothing, To Vo Maan Gaya.
Dogy Style Mein Sex Ka Pura Maja Lene Ke Baad Aadmi Ladki Par Se Utra Aur Bola.
Ha Ha I M The Neegro
Ladki Ne Bhi Apne Chehre Se Mask Utara Aur Boli
Ha Ha I Am The Bus Driver
"Bus driver was a GAY"

Ek Sansani Khej Khabar

Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Raat Ke Andhere Mein,
Jhariyo Ke Piche Chupp Ke, Daba Daba Ke,
Chuskiya Le Le Ke, Chus Chus Ke Frooti Pee Rahe Thhe
Tum Logo Ne Kya Socha Thha? Bas Vohi Kaam Bachha Hai?

Pathan Ki Suhagrat Aisi Rahi

Ek Pathan Ki Shadi Hui, To Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha
Dost: “Kaho Pathan Sahab, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?
Pathan Khush Hote Hue: “Amma Kya Bataye, Pahli Baar Kisi Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Teen Bar Muth Maari

Kare Koi Aur Bhare Koi

Ek Chuha Jungle Mein Badi Tezi Se Bhaaga Ja Rahe Thha
Lomdi Ne Dekha Aur Uske Aage Aake Khadi Ho Gayi Aur Puchha
Lomdi: “Itne Teji Se Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?
Chuha: “Aunty Please Abhi Jane Do Fir Bataunga
Lomdi Hairani Hui Aur Boli: “Arey Hua Kya Hai?
Chuha Hath Jodte Hue: “Please Jane Do Meri Jaan Ka Sawal Hai
Lomdi Gusse Se Boli: “Main Tumhe Tab Tak Nahi Jane Dungi Jab Tak Bataoge Nahi Ki Hua Kya Hai
Chuha Rote Hue: “Kisi Ne Sher Ki Bahan Ki Choot Fad Dali Aur Naam Mera Laga Diya Hai

Jaisi Ko Taisa, Isse Kahte Hai

Ek Ladke Ne College Mein Chinki Ko Dialog Maara.
Ladka: “Andheri Raat Mein Diya Tere Hath Mein.
Chinki: “Kyaaaa?
Ladka Muskurate Hue: “Achhi Film Hai Naa.!
Chinki: “Teri Bahan Ki Choot.
Ladka Hairani Se: “Whattttt?”
Chinki: “Bahut Laal Hai Naa …?