Fauji Aisi To Nahi Hote?

Gaanv Mein Ek Ladki Bhagi Bhagi Ghar Ke Ander Aayi Aur Apni Maa Se Boli
Ladki: “Maan Foji Aa Raha Hai”
Maan: “Beti Andar Aaja Fojiyon Ki Niyat Kharab Hoti Hai”
Ladki: “Magar Maan Foji Sardar Hai”
Maan: “To Phir Bakriyan Bhi Andar Lele”
Ladki: “Maan Foji Novjyot Singh Sidhu Hai”
Maan: “To Phir Bakriyon Ke Sath Sath Murgiyan Bhi Andar Lele“

Kya Se Kya Bana Diya Sajaan Tune Mujhe

Bacha Kuch Sochta Hua Apni Maa Ke Kamre Mein Aya Aur Puchha
Beta: “Mummy, Didi Ko Sab Log Maal Kyun Kehte Hai?”
Mummy: “Beta, Shadi Ke Pehle Main Bhi Maal Thi Tere Papa Ne Ghis-Ghis Kar Maal Se L Nikalkar Maa Bana Diya“