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Friday 9 March 2012

Bed Zara Majboot Banana

Ek Admi Ke Bete Ki Shadi Hone Wali Thi To Vo Furniture Wale Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.
Aadmi: “Mistri Ji, Bed Zara Majbut Banana, Mere Ladke Ne Bahu Pe Chadna Hai
Ab Mistri Bhi Pura Kameena Tha, Bola: “Ji Chinta Na Kijiye, Aisa Majboot Bed Banaunga Ki Sara Mohalla Bhi Bahu Pe Chad Jaaye To Bhi Nahi Tutega.

Sex Ke Deewane Log

Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Se Sex Karne Ke Liye Apni Pent Utarta Hai.
Girlfriend Uska Lund Dekhte Hi Boli: “Tumhara To Bilkul Tumhare Bhai Jaisa Hai
Ladka Muskurate Hue: “Haan, Tumhari Bahan Bhi Yehi Kehti Hai

Sex Ka Aanad Kitna Achha Hota Hai

Ghar Mein Koi Na Hone Ki Wajah Se Malik Ne Apni Naukrani Ko Pakad Liya Aur Sex Karne Lag Gaya.
Thodi Der Tak Sex Karne Ke Baad Nokrani Boli: “Malik Anand Aa Raha Hai
Malik Ne Ye Suna Aur Woh Aur Tez Tez Karne Laga.
Nokrani: “Mallllikkk Ananddd Aaaa Rahaa Hai
Malik Aur Jyada Tezi Se Karne Lag Gaya.
Itne Mein Ek Awaj Aayi
Anand: “Main Aa Gaya, Papa