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Sunday 30 October 2011

Ungali Ka Sawad

Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Pati Apni Patni Ki Choot Ke Andar Ek Ungli Dalta Hai.
Patni Sharmate Hue Kehti Hai: “Ek Ungli Aur Dalo Na
Pati: “Kyun Tune Seeti Bajani Hai?

Desh Ne Tarakki Kaya Khak Karni Hai

Ek Pagal Nanga Bazaar Mein Khulla Ghum Raha Tha. Uska Lund Bahut Bada Tha
Ek Lady Ne Dekha Aur Boli: “Yeh Mulk Taraqi Kya Khak Karega, Saare Kaam Ke Aadmi Toh Pagal Hain

Jadugarani Mummy

Pehla Bacha: “Meri Mummy Jadu Karna Jaanti Hai Jab Wo Papa Key Lund Ko Pakadti Hai To Lund Bahut Bada Ho Jata Hai“.
Doosra Bacha Bola: “Ye Kaun Si Badi Baat Hain Meri Mummy Jab Mere Dad Ke Lund Per Bethti Hai Toh Sara Lund Gayab Ho Jata Hain.

Gunn Toh Milenge Hi

On The First Wedding Night.
Husband: Look Darling Before Marrige I Had Affair With 20 Girls”
Wife Replied: “Janu Kundli Milli Hai To Gunn To Millenge Hi Na

“Handle With Care

Ek Din Ek Sardar Ne Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Jiski T-Shirt Par Likha Thha
Handle With Care
Agle Din Usne Apni Jeans Ke Aage Likhva Liya
Candle With Hair

Esi Baatein Bhoolni Nahi Chahiye

Girlfriend & Boyfriend Hotel Mein Sex Karne Ke Liye Gaye
Jaisi Hi Vaha Jake Ladki Ne Jeans Utari To Panty Mein Se Hariyali Najar Aayi
Ladke Ne Gabrate Hue Puchha: “Abe Ye Kya Hai??
Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Oh Shittt, Raat Ko Mooli Nikalana Hi Bhool Gayi

Bachhe Ka Naam Kya Hoga

Sex Ke Waqt Ladki Apni Tange Faila Ke Boyfriend Se Puchti Hai.
Ladki: “Hamare Bache Ka Naam Kya Hoga?
Ladka Condom Pehan Ke Bola: “Iske Baad Bhi Ho Gaya To Jaadu Rakhenge

Chinki Ka Idea, What An Idea Sir Ji

Chinki Ne Apne Boyfriend Ko Gusse Mein Aake SMS Kiya
Balance Nahi Hai? Ek Bhi SMS Nahi Kar Rahe Ho? Nasbandi Karva Lo, Sarkar 1200/-Degi.
Fir Balance Dal Lena Aur Khub Message Karna
What An Idea Sir Ji