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Thursday 8 March 2012

Tu Kall Kyo Nahi Aayi?

Punjab Ke Ek Sarkari School Ke Teacher Ne Class Mein Ek Ladki Se Puchha.
Teacher: “Tu Kall Kyu Nahi Aayi Thi?
Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Sir, Kal Mujhe Tattiya Lag Gayi Thi
Teacher Hairan Hote Hue: “Phir Kya Hua? Hame Bhi To Tatte Lage Hai Par Hum To Roj Aate Hai

Andheri Rat Mein Sex Ka Sawad

Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Raat Ko Jungle Mein Sex Kar Rahe Hote Hai.
Ladki Ko Maja Dene Ke Liye Ladka Uski Choot Ko Chatne Lag Gaya.
15 Minute Baad Ladka Bola: “Agar Torch Hoti To Mazza Aa Jata
Ladki Boli: “Mujhe Bhi, Kyun Ki 15 Minutes Se Tum Ghass Hi Chaat Rahe Ho

Gaand Marwane Ki Service

Jay Nama Ka Banda To Aap Sabko Yaad Hi Hoga.
Vo Lund Ki Talash Mein Idhar-Udhar Ghumta Rahta Tha,
Ek Din Use Gand Marvane Ki Badi Talab Lagi Hoti Hai, Aur Vo Lund Ke Liye Idhar Udhar Bhatak Raha Hota Hai.
Ghumte-Ghumte Uski Nazar Ek Board Par Padti Hai, Jis Par Likha Hota Hai, “Aaiye, 500 Rupaye Mein Gand Marvaye
Usko Padhte Hi Jay Ki Aankhon Mein Chamak Aa Jati Hai,
Sochta Hai Ab To Yahi Aaya Karunga Roz-Roz Kisi Ko Khojne Mein Bahut Samay Barbaad Hota Hai.
Jay Counter Par Ja Kar Bola Hai: “Mujhe Achhi Tarah Gand Marvani Hai
Counter Par Baitha Aadmi Usse 500 Rupaye Le Leta Hai, Aur Counter Ki Khidki Band Kar Deta Hai.
Jay Bahar Chaar Ghante Intzaar Karta Hai, Lekin Counter Ki Khidki Nahi Khulti,
Jab Usse Raha Nahi Jata, To Gusse Mein Khidki Par Ja Kar Chillata Hai.
Counter Par Baitha Aadmi Khidki Kholta Hai Aur Puchta Hai: “Bataiye Main Aapki Kya Sewa Kar Sakta Hoon
Jay Gusse Se Bhara Bolta Hai: “Suna Nahi, Mujhe Gand Marvani Hai
Counter Par Baitha Aadmi Hairani Se Puchta Hai: “Kya Kaha, Phir Se Marvani Hai, Abhi Tak Man Nahi Bhara Kya?