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Sunday 26 February 2012

Aalsi Pati Ke Bahane

Nayi Nayi Shadi Hone Ke Do Din Baad Pati Office Se Aya To Patni Aate Hi Boli.
Patni: “Sunte Ho Jara Washing Machine Ka Plug Badal Do Kaam Nahi Kar Raha
Pati Bola: “Main Electrician Hun Kya?
Patni Agle Din Phir Pati Ko Bolti Hai.
Patni: “Sunte Ho Jara Toonti Tapak Rahi Hai Thoda Ise Kas Do
Pati Bola: “Main Koi Plumber Hoon Kya?
Agle Din Fir Patni Bolti Hai
Patni: “Darwaja Kafi Hill Raha Hai Ismein Do Keel Hi Thok Do”
Pati Bola: “Main Koi Carpenter Hoon Kya?
Agle Din Jab Wo Ghar Aata Hai To Dekhta Hai Ki Washing Machine, Tonti Aur Darwaja Teeno Hi Theek Ho Chuke The,
Aur Uski Patni Ne Use Koi Kaam Karne Ko Nahi Kaha To Wo Apni Patni Se Puchta Hai,
Pati: “Ye Teeno Cheezein Kaise Theek Hui?
Patni Boli: “Samne Wale Padosi Ka Ladka Kisi Kaam Se Idhar Aaya Tha To Wo Bola Ki Wo Teeno Cheezon Ko Theek Kar Sakta Hai Par Uske Badle Mein Mujhe Use Chut Deni Padegi Ya Phir Achha Sa Cake Bana Kar Khilana Padega, Wo Hi Ye Teeno Cheezein Theek Kar Ke Gaya Hai
Pati Bola: “Hmm, To Fir Tumne Use Kon Sa Cake Bana Kar Khilaya?
Patni Boli: “Cake? Kaisa Cake? Main Koi Cook Hoon Kya?

What Is That?

Rambha Has Big,
Simran Has Small,
Girls Have,
Boys Do Not Have,
What Is That?
The Answer Is Alpabet ‘R

Jaat Paat Mein Kya Rakha Hai?

Ek Baar Teen Aadmi Jinko Apni Jaati (Cast) Maloom Nahi Thi, Sawami Lunnacharya Ke Paas Jate Hai Aur Bole.
Sawami Ji Hum Teeno Ko Hamari Jaati Maloom Nahi Hai, Kripa Karke Hamari Jaat Bata Dijiye.
Ab Apne Sawami Ji The To Tharki Hi, Kafi Dino Se Koi Aurat Nahi Fasi Thi To Socha Ki Aj Inse Hi Kam Chala Leta Hu
Sawami Ji Bole Ki Tum Teeno Apne Kapde Utar Kar Khade Ho Jaao.
Sabse Pahle Ka Number Aaya, Sawami Bole: “Beta, Tere Aage Baal Nahi Hai, Piche Khadde Mein Baal Hai To Tu Khandelwal Hai
Ab Dusre Ka Number Aaya, Sawami Ji Bole: “Beta, Tere Khadde Mein Baal Nahi Hai Aage Baal Hai To Tu Agrawal Hai
Ab Teesre Ka Number Aaya, Sawami Ji Ne Dekha Ki Na Uske Aage Baal Hai Aur Na Hi Peeche.
To Sawami Ji Ne Uski Gaand Marna Shuru Kar Diya, Wo Aadmi Bola: “Sawami Ji, Bahut Dukhta Hai
To Sawami Lunnacharya Bole: “Beta, Fir Tu Gupta Hai

Raat Ko Sex Achha Hota Hai?

Pati Ko Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Thhi Aur Bechaini Se Karvate Badal Raha Tha.
Akhir Raha Na Gaya To Biwi Se Bola.
Pati: “Janu, Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai, Thoda Sa Sex Ho Jaye?
Biwi Khud Kisi Baat Pe Pareshan Thi, Ye Sun Kar Bhadak Kar Boli.
Biwi: “Kyu Madharchod, Meri Chut Mein Kya Neend Ki Goliya Bhari Hai Jo Tujhe Neend Aa Jayegi?