Aalsi Pati Ke Bahane

Nayi Nayi Shadi Hone Ke Do Din Baad Pati Office Se Aya To Patni Aate Hi Boli.
Patni: “Sunte Ho Jara Washing Machine Ka Plug Badal Do Kaam Nahi Kar Raha”
Pati Bola: “Main Electrician Hun Kya?”
Patni Agle Din Phir Pati Ko Bolti Hai.
Patni: “Sunte Ho Jara Toonti Tapak Rahi Hai Thoda Ise Kas Do”
Pati Bola: “Main Koi Plumber Hoon Kya?”
Agle Din Fir Patni Bolti Hai
Patni: “Darwaja Kafi Hill Raha Hai Ismein Do Keel Hi Thok Do”
Pati Bola: “Main Koi Carpenter Hoon Kya?”
Agle Din Jab Wo Ghar Aata Hai To Dekhta Hai Ki Washing Machine, Tonti Aur Darwaja Teeno Hi Theek Ho Chuke The,
Aur Uski Patni Ne Use Koi Kaam Karne Ko Nahi Kaha To Wo Apni Patni Se Puchta Hai,
Pati: “Ye Teeno Cheezein Kaise Theek Hui?”
Patni Boli: “Samne Wale Padosi Ka Ladka Kisi Kaam Se Idhar Aaya Tha To Wo Bola Ki Wo Teeno Cheezon Ko Theek Kar Sakta Hai Par Uske Badle Mein Mujhe Use Chut Deni Padegi Ya Phir Achha Sa Cake Bana Kar Khilana Padega, Wo Hi Ye Teeno Cheezein Theek Kar Ke Gaya Hai”
Pati Bola: “Hmm, To Fir Tumne Use Kon Sa Cake Bana Kar Khilaya?”
Patni Boli: “Cake? Kaisa Cake? Main Koi Cook Hoon Kya?“