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Tuesday 8 November 2011

Mast Biwi Hai

Suhagraat Ki Rat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Bola
Husband: “Kahaan Se Dalu Upar Se Niche Se, Aage Se Ya Piche Se
Wife: “Kahi Se Bhi Daalo Janu, Iss Route Ki Sabhi Liney Mast Hai

Choot Kaisi Dikhti Hai?

Pappu Se Uski Girlfriend Ne Masti Ke Mood Mein Puchha.
Ladki: “Sex Ke Pehle Chut Kaisi Dikhti Hai?
Pappu: “Jaise Gulaab
Ladki: “Aur Sex Ke Baad?
Pappu: “Sardar Ji Ke Muh Ki Tarha Jisne Thodi Der Pehle Lassi Pi Ho

Tharki Logo Bass Karo

Customer To Sales Girl: “Mujhe Apni Wife Ke Liye Bra Chahiye Par Size Nahin Pata
Sales Girl: “Hmmm, Sir Aap Mere Boobs Daba Kar Size Ka Andaza Laga Lein
Customer: “Ohhh Yaad Aaya Mujhe Ek Panty Bhi Chahiye