Mast Biwi Hai

Suhagraat Ki Rat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Bola
Husband: “Kahaan Se Dalu Upar Se Niche Se, Aage Se Ya Piche Se”
Wife: “Kahi Se Bhi Daalo Janu, Iss Route Ki Sabhi Liney Mast Hai“

Choot Kaisi Dikhti Hai?

Pappu Se Uski Girlfriend Ne Masti Ke Mood Mein Puchha.
Ladki: “Sex Ke Pehle Chut Kaisi Dikhti Hai?”
Pappu: “Jaise Gulaab”
Ladki: “Aur Sex Ke Baad?”
Pappu: “Sardar Ji Ke Muh Ki Tarha Jisne Thodi Der Pehle Lassi Pi Ho“

Tharki Logo Bass Karo

Customer To Sales Girl: “Mujhe Apni Wife Ke Liye Bra Chahiye Par Size Nahin Pata”
Sales Girl: “Hmmm, Sir Aap Mere Boobs Daba Kar Size Ka Andaza Laga Lein”
Customer: “Ohhh Yaad Aaya Mujhe Ek Panty Bhi Chahiye“