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Tuesday 27 December 2011

You Are So Hot Baby

A Boy Touched His Girlfriend Boobs And Said.
Boyfriend: “You Are So Hot Baby
Girlfriend: “Saale Kamine, Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai

World’s Best Rehabilatation Center.

The Vagina Is The World’s Best Rehabilatation / Correction Center.
Even The Most Violent And Aggressive Penis Comes Out Humbled, Head Bowed And Reduced In Size.

Problem Solved

Pappu Ne Apne Baap Santa Ki Tambaku Ki Dibbiya Pe “Chut” Likh Diya.
Santa: “Abbe Sale Yeh Kya Likh Diya Hai
Pappu: “Arey Papa, Yeh Toh Mene Aapki Suvidha Ke Liye Likha Hai, Jidhar ‘Chu’ Hai Udhar Chuna Hai Aur Jidhar ‘T’ Hai Udhar Tambaku

Naye Andaaz Ka Naya SMS

Ek Husband Wife Ki Gand Pe Haath Fer Ke Ro Pada, Toh Wife Ne Puchha.
Wife: “Dear Aap Kyu Ro Rahe Ho?
Husband: “Tumhari Gand Pe Haath Fer Ke Aaj Usski Yaad Aa Gayi, Jo SMS Pad Raha Hai

Aunti Aapki Beti Itni Slim Kaise Hai?

Ek Ladke Ne Dekha Ki Usske Padose Ki Ladki Bahut Sexy Hai Toh Woh Ja Ke Uski Mummy Se Puchta Hai
Ladka: “Aunti Aapki Beti Itni Slim Kaise Hai?
Aunti: “Beta Meri Beti Salad Ki Bahut Shaukin Hai. Uske To Takiye Ke Niche Bhi Hamesha Muli, Gaajar Aur Kheera Hi Hota Hai

Mummy Raat Ko Karti Kya Hai?

Ek Baar Ek Baccha Apni Dadi Se Puchhta Hai.
Baccha: “Dadi, Mammi Kya Raat Main Murgiyo Ko Dana Khilati Hai Kya?
Dadi: “Nahi To
Baccha: “To Mammi Raat Mein Roj Aah Aah Aaah Aah Kyo Karti Hai

Tuesday 20 December 2011

How Much You Save?

Sindhi To Prostitute: “How Much For A Hand Job?”
Lady: “Rs 500/- Do You Want One?
Sindhi: “No… No, I Was Curious To Know How Much I Save When I Do It My Self

Suraj Ko Diya Dikhana Ka Example

Teacher Class Mein Pappu Se Hindi Ka Muhavra Puchti Hai.
Teacher: “Pappu Beta Suraj Ko Diya Dikhana Ka Koi Example Do
Pappu: “Madam, Yeh To Wahi Baat Ho Gayi Ke Hum Bhalu Ko Apni Jhantein Dikhaye

Vese Vo Kar Kya Rahe Thhe?

Kuch Aurte Bazar Mein Se Shopping Karke Ghar Vapis Aa Rahi Thhi
To Sadak Pe Ek Kutta Ek Kutti Ko Buri Tarha Se Chod Raha Thha.
1st Doctors Wife: “Wow,They Are Enjoying Life
2nd Lawyers Wife: “No, Its Rape
3rd Salesmans Wife: “Lagta Hai Kutta Aaj Hi Tour Se Vapas Aya Hai

Malika Ese Vese Scenes Mein Kaam Nahi Karti

Film Director Malika Sherawat Ko Suhagraat Ke Scene Ke Bare Mein Samjhata Hai.
Film Director: “Suhagraat Ka Scene Hai Aap Hero Ko Doodh Ka Glass Dengi?
Mallika: “Huh, Glass Se Hi Pilana Thha To Vidya Balan Ko Le Lete… Mujhe Kyun Liya

Tum Itni Achhi Idli Kaise Banate Ho?

Santa Idli Bana Ker Apni Patni Ko Deta Hai Toh Patni Kehti Hai.
Patni: “Tum Itni Achhi Idli Kaise Banate Ho?
Santa Usko Kuch Dikhate Hue: “Mere Pass Idli Banane Wala Kabda Hai
Patni Gusse Se: “Oye Sale Kameene, Ye Meri Bra Hai Wapis Kar

Waste Thing Attached To Your P3nis?

What Is The Waste Thing Attached To Your Penis?
Think Take Your Time
Haha Its You.

Rape Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Ek Callgirl Se Kisi Ne Pucha: “Rape Ka Matlab Kya Hai?
Callgirl Ne Jo Jawab Diya Vo Mujhe Wajib Laga, Vo Boli
Sahi Jagah Par Galat Aadmi

Mujhe Divorce Chahiye

Dhoni Ki Wife Ek Din Dhoni Ki Maa Se Boli.
Wife: “Mujhe Aap Ke Bete Se Divorce Chahiye
Maa Hairan Hokar: “Lekin Kyu Beti? Aisa Kya Ho Gaya?
Wife: “Kyu Ki Woh Har Roz Gloves Pehan Kar Ball Ko Pakadta Hai

Akbar Aur Birbal Ki Kahani

Akbar Ne Apni Raj Sabha Mein Birbal Se Pucha.
Akbar Ne Birbal Se Puchha: “Meri Munchh Pe Kitne Baal (Hairs) Hai?
Birbal Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “12450 Baal Hai
Akbar: “Dekh Lo Birbal, Agar Ek Baal Bhi Jyada Ya Kam Hua Toh? Teri Kher Nahi
Birbal: “Jahapnah, Agar Baal Jyada Ho To Samaj Lena Ki Begam Ke Zaante Ke Baal Muchh Mein Fas Gaya Aur Agar Kam Hai To Samaj Lena Ke Muchh Ke Baal Begam Ke Zaante Mein Fas Gaye

Difference Between A Girl And A PC ?

Whats A Difference Between A Girl And A PC ???
PC Wont Laugh At 3-Inch Floppy Disk

Sachii Deshbhakti

Nehru Ji Was Fucking Victoria, On Climax, Nehru Droped Semen On Bed.
Victoria: “Ander Kyu Nahi Nikala?
Nehru: “Gandhiji Ne Desi Maal Videsh Bhejne Ko Mana Kiya Hai

Friday 16 December 2011

Harami Log Ese Hote Hai

Ek Ladka Apni Patni Ko Lene Apni Sasural Gaya.
Ladki Ki Maan Ne Bistar Bichaya Aur Damad Ji Ko Boli: “Baitho Damad Ji
Damad: “Meri Gand Mein Itne Baal Hai Ki Bistar Ki Jarurat Hi Nahi
Saas Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Mein Bhadkati Hui Boli
Saas: “Tu Apne Bade Bhai Ko Bhejna, Tab Main Apni Beti Bhejungi, Tu To Ganda Hai
Do Din Baad Ladke Ka Bada Bhai Aaya To Maan Ne Sari Baat Bade Bhai Ko Batai.
Bade Bhai Ye Sun Ke Bola: “Jhutha Hai Sala, Parson Hi Maine Uski Gand Mari Ek Bhi Baal Nahi Thha
Maa Ne Ye Suna Aur Socha Sale Dono Bhai Harami Hai Boli: “Apne Baap Ko Bhejna, Tabhi Apni Ladki Bhejungi
Baap Aaya Maan Ne Kalpate Hue Sari Baat Baap Ko Batai.
Baap Bola: “Sale Dono Hi Nalayak Hai. Ek Baar Main Nadi Mein Naha Raha Tha Sala Mere Kapde Le Ke Bhag Gya
Maa Boli: “Hey Bhagvan, Aap Phir Ghar Kaise Aaye
Baap Bola: “Aise Kaise Aata, Kinare Pe Ek Gadha Khada Thha Uski Gand Mein Land Daal Ke Aaya
Maa Ne Jaisi Hi Baap Ke Muh Se Ye Suna Sir Thaam Liya Aur Socha: “Sala Pura Khandan Hi Kamina Hai, Main Abb Apni Ladki Nahi Bhejungi
Kuch Din Beet Gaye, To Damad Ke Gaanv Mein Se Ek Aadmi Ladki Ki Maa Se Mila Aur Bola
Aadmi: “Apne To Apni Ladki Nahi Bheji.
Maa Gusse Se Boli: “Kaisi Bhejti Un Kameeno Ke Ghar
Aur Iske Baad Ussne Sari Baat Usko Bata Di
Gaanv Wale Aadmi Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola: “Haan Sahi Kiya Aapne Vo Hai Hi Kamine
Maa Boli: “Kaise?
Aadmi Bola: “Ek Baar Main Seedhi Maangne Inke Ghar Gaya, Saalo Ne Nahi Di Jabki Rakhi Thi Ghar Mein Hi
Maa Ne Puncha: “Seedhi Ka Kya Karte Bhaiya?
Aadmi Bola: “Karta Kya Oont Ki Gand Marni Thi
Maa Chilla Ke Boli: “Hey Bhagwan Sala Ye Pura Gaanv Hi Harrami Hai

Samsya Ya Invitation?

Santa Ki Wife Apne Pati Se Pareshan Ho Kar Swami Lunnacharya Ke Pass Gayi.
Santa’s Wife: “Swami Ji, Mere Pati Roz Aadhi Raat Ko Ghar Se Chale Jate Hai
Swami Ji: “Isse Mein Aap Ki Samsya Samju, Ya Mere Liye Aap Ka Invitation?

Jaat Na Pucho Sadhu Ki

Ek Girl Apne Boyfriend Ki Undrwear Dekh Ke Boli.
Girl Gusse Se: “Tum Local Use Karte Ho Branded Nahi
Ladka Bhi Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Bhakt Thha, Jatt Se Bola
Ladka: “Jaat Na Pucho Sadhu Ki Puch Lo Gyan, Mol Karo Talwar Ki Fati Rehne Do Myan

Tuesday 13 December 2011

Women Hole, Most Difficult Golf Course In The World

The Most Difficult Golf Course In The World Is “Women Hole“.
Any Style You Play
As Many Shots You Try.
And As Much Perfection You Have.
You Can Never Get Your Balls In

Tazi Hawa Bachhe Ke Liye Zaruri Hai

Santa Ki Pregnent Biwi Preeto Chhat Pe Tange Khol Ke Leti Hui Thi.
Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairani Se Puchha
Santa: “Yeh Kya Kar Rahi Ho?
Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Dr. Ne Kaha Hai Ke Tazi Hawa Bache Ki Sehat Ke Liye Achi Hai.

Don Ka Pakadna Muskil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai

Don Film Ka Ek Scene Jiski Wajah Se Pata Chala Ki Apne Don Bhai Ke Ek Famous Dialog Ke Piche Raz Kya Hai
Jab Karina Ne Don Ki Pent Utari
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Tab Jaa Ke Pataa Chla Ke
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Don Ka Itna Chota Hai Ke
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Don Ka Pakadna Muskil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai

Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hai?

Ladkiyo Ki Class Mein Maths Teacher Poochti Hai.
Teacher: “Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hai?
Ladkiya Chup Rahi.
Teacher Ne Piche Bethi Chinki Ko Kaha
Teacher: “Chinki Tum Batao, Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hai?
Chinki Sharmate Hue: “Madam Ji, First Time Dalo To Bohat Dard Hota Hai Aur 2nd Bar Mein Maja Aata Hai

Drivero Ki Mauja Hi Mauja

Jabse Skoda Company Ne New Car Model “Laura” Launch Ki,
Tabse Skoda Ke Driver Bohat Khush Hain Kyun Ki,
Madam Kehti Hain: “Driver Laura Nikalo

What Would You Like To Have?

Girl: “My Left Leg Is Lunch And My Right Leg Is Dinner, What Would You Like To Have?”
Smart Pappu: “I Would Like To Have Snacks Between Lunch And Dinner

Haq To Santa Ka Bi Banta Hai

Bomb Blast Hone Per Minister Elaan Karta Hai.
Minister: “Bomb Blast Mein Marne Waalon Ko 5 Lakh Aur Zakhmi Ko 3 Lakh Dene Ka Elan Karta Hoon
Santa Awaz Sun Ke Bola: “Aur Jinki Damake Se Sirf Gaand Fati Unka Kya Hoga?

Jagha Dekh Ke Soch Samajh Ke Bolo

Santa Aur Ladki Ke Bich Suni Gayi Ek Baat
Girl: “Sir, What Do You Prefer? Breasts Or Legs?
Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Pussy
Girl Slapped & Said : “Sale Tu Randi-Khanne Main Nahi Khada, Yeh KFC Ka Counter Hai

What The Hell Are You Doing?

Three Pathans Were Stroking Their Cocks Very Fast & Very Hard In A Restaurant.
Waitress: “What The Hell Are You Doing?
Pathan: “We Are Hungry & The Menu Says First Cum First Serve

Mulla Ji Ki Khatiya

Mulla Ji Shehar Se Khatiya Khareed Ke Sir Par Rakh Kar Ghar Wapas Ja Rahe Thhe.
Raste Main Ek Dost Ne Pucha: “Kitne Ki Laye Ho?”
Mulla: “800 Rs Ki
Dost: “Marwa Aaye Gand Yahaan To 600 Rs Ki Mil Jati
Thodi Dur Chalne Par Ek Aur Dost Mila.
Dost: “Kitne Ki Laye Ho?
Mulla: “600 Rs Ki
Dost: “Marwa Aaye Gand Yahaan To 400 Rs Ki Mil Jati.
Mulla Ji Ne Suna Aur Chup Cha Chal Diye, Phir Ek Aur Dost Raste Mein Mil Jata Hai.
Dost: “Kahaan Se Aa Rahe Ho
Mulla Gusse Se: “Gand Marwa Ke Aa Raha Hoon
Dost Huste Hue: “Achha Apni Khatiya Bhi Sath Le Ke Jate Ho

Bhoot Ko Kaisi Bagaya Jaye

Santa Honeymoon Par Gaya Abhi Maza Aana Shuru Ho Hi Raha Thha Ke Santa Ke Kamre Mein Bhoot Aaya.
Bhoot To Santa: “Mein Tujhe Lene Aaya Hoon
Santa Usko Talne Ke Liye Bola: “Kal Aana Abhi Mein Busy Hoon
Bhoot: “Ha Ha Ha Bhoot Kabhi Kisi Ka Intezaar Nahi Karte
Santa: “Hmm, Ek Kaam Kar Pehle Jaa Ke Samundar Mein Machili Gin Kar Aa
Bhoot Gaya Aur 5 Seconds Mein Vapis Aa Gaya
Bhoot: “Ho Gaya
Santa: “Jaa Ke Taare Gin Kar Aa
Bhoot: “Ye Bhi Ho Gaya
Ab Bechara Santa Musibat Mein Fass Gaya
Santa Ki Patni Ye Sab Dekh Rahi Thhi, Usne Kuch Socha Aur Boli
Patni: “Aap Ruke, Mein Bhoot Ko Bejthi Hoon
Usne Bhoot Ko Side Mein Lejake Najane Kya Kaha Ki Bhoot Fir Vapis Nahi Aya
Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Us Se Puucha
Santa: “Yaar Subhe Ho Gayi Par Bhoot Abhi Tak Aya Nahi, Kahan Beja Hai Use
Patni Muskurati Hue Boli: “Bhoot Ko Choot Ka Baal Sida Karne Ko Diya

Poor Farmer

A Farmer Bought A Milking Machine.
Out Of Horniness And Curiosity, He Tried It On His Dick.
He Had A Great Cumming But His Penis Got Stuck.
He Couldn’t Get It Off So He Decided To Check Out The Machine’s Manual.
It Said: ”Auto-Releases After 20 Litres

Kabhi Tel Wala Bhi Ruka Hai?

Do Aurate Gali Mein Khadi Aapas Mein Baate Kar Rahi Hoti Hai Toh Tabhi Ek Tel Wala Aa Jata Hai.
Aik Aurat Dosri Aurat Se: “Woh Dekho Tel Wala Ja Raha Hai, Usse Rokna?
Dosri Aurat Sharmate Hue: “Kaisi Baat Karti Ho Behan Kabhi Tel Wala Bhi Ruka Hai?

Thursday 8 December 2011

Sach Bolne Wali Pahli Biwi

Husband Suhaag Raat Wale Din Apni Wife Se Poochta Hai.
Husband: “Abb Tak Kitno Ke Saath Soi Ho Sach Batana?
Wife: “Sach Keh Rahi Hu, Sirf Aap Ke Saath Soi Hu Baaki Sab Haraamzade To Sone Hi Nahi Dete The.

Jhagde Mein Bhi Maja

Pappu Ne Ladki Se Jhagda Karte-Karte Chut Mein Ungli Kar Di.
Ladki To Pappu: “Kamine Teri Yeh Himmat
Pappu: “Tu Ne Hi Toh Kaha Tha Ungli Neeche Kar Ke Baat Kar

Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls?

Chinki Ki Friend Ne Ek Din Us Se Puchha.
Friend: “Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls?
Chinki: “Because Boys Have Ball Bearings Between Their Legs To Reduce Friction

Never Done Anything Wild?

A Boy With Green, Red And Blue Hair Was Passing By.
When An Old Man Was Staring At Him: “Watzup Oldie Never Done Anything Wild?
Old Man: “Yes, Fucked A Peacock Once Was Wondering If You Are My Son

Friends, Keep In Touch

One Day A Sad Monkey Wanted To End His Life.
So, He Went Up To A Sleeping Lion And Put His Finger In The Lion’s Ass.
The Lion Woke Up Angry And Roared,
Lion: “Who Did That ? Who Has Called For His Death?
Monkey: “Its Me
Lion: “Did Anyone See You?
Monkey: “No
Lion: “Ok, Do It Again Bro !
Moral: “Akele Rah Rah Kar Jungle Ka Badshah Bhi Gandoo Ho Jata Hai. So Keep In Touch

Patni Hamesha Pati Ki Ijjat Rakhti Hai

Ek Bande Ki Suhagraat Thi, Vo Bade Aaram Se Sex Kar Raha Thha,
Par Uski Wife Jor Jor Se Cheekh Rahi Thhi, Banda Hairan Hua Aur Usne Puchha.
Banda: “Tum Itna Cheekh Kyun Rahi Ho?
Wife: “Bahar Tere Dost Khade Hai, Chutiye Teri Izzat Rakh Rahi Hoon

Why Are You Buying .. ?

Husband & Wife Go For Shopping.
Wife: “You Have Nothing In Your Head But Why Are You Buying Helmet?
Husband: “Yesterday You Purchased Bra, Did I Askd You Anything?

Sex Karne Se Hone Wali Problem

Santa Subah Subha Doctor Ke Paas Jata Hai Aur Rote Hue Bolta Hai.
Santa: “Dr, Saab Badi Tension Hai, Kal Raat Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kiya Thha Aur Aaj Peshab Hi Nahi Aa Raha Hai
Doctor Ne Check Kiya Aur Gusse Se Bola
Doctor: “Bhosdi Ke Pehle Lund Pe Se Condom To Utar Le

Choti Si Cheez Ke Liye Nakhre Kya Sahna

Pappu Meets His Father In Red Light Area.
Pappu: “Papa Aap Yahaan?”
Santa: “Bus Beta Ab 200 300 Rupaye Ki Cheez Ke Liye Teri Maa Ke Nakhre Nahi Sahe Jate

Tuesday 6 December 2011

Bechara Hijra

Ek Hijre Ne Maje Maje Mein i-Pill Tablet Kha Li.
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Socho Aur Batao Kya Hua Hoga?
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Andar Se Aawaaz Aayi, “Aapke System Par Ye Suvidha Uplabdh Nahi Hai

Thought Of The 2011

Kisi Ki Taraf Dosti Ka Haath Itni Jaldi Na Badhao,
Ho Sakta Hai Ussne Muth Maar Kar Hath Na Dhoye Ho.

Friday 2 December 2011

Wahh Kya Baat Kahi Santa Ne

Girl Friend Romantic Mood Mein Santa Se Puchti Hai.
Girl Friend: “Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho?
Santa: “Bahut Jyada
Girl: “Tum Mujhe Itna Pyaar Kyu Karte Ho?
Santa: “Free Di Fuddi Jo Leni Hai

Oversmart Wife And Smart Husband

Oversmart Wife: “If I Sleep With Your Most Loving & Close Friend, What Will Be The First Thought In Your Mind?
Smart Husband: “You Are A Lesbian

Haye Mera Imandar Beta

Ek Ladka Cement Factory Mein Kaam Karta Tha,
Ek Din Uske Baap Ne Usko Bola.
Baap: “Ghar Banwana Hai, 25 Bori Cement La De
Ladka: “Nahi, Mein Bhut Imandaar Hoon
Baap: “Achha, Toh Tu 15 Bori Hi La De
Ladka: “Nahi, Meri Office Mein Achhi Image Hai
Baap: “Toh Phir 5 Bori Hi La De
Ladka: “Nahi, Mein Nahi La Sakta
Baap: “Ek Bori To La Hi Sakta Hai Na?
Ladka: “Samjha Karo Na Mein Nahi La Sakta
Baap Kuch Soch Kar: “Achha Fir Ek Mutthi Bhar Cement Hi La De
Ladka Hairani Se: “Aap Ek Mutthi Cement Ka Kya Karoge?
Baap: “Teri Maa Ki Chut Par Lagaunga, Taki Koi Dusra Imandaar Beta Peida Na Ho

Why Doggy Style Is So Popular?

Why Does Doggy Style Become So Popular Among Couples,
After 10-12yrs Of Marriage Because In That Position She Can Read Her Book & He Can Watch TV.

This Is Our Ishtyle

A Dog Asked A Cat: “Why Do You Hide When You Are Having Sex?
Cat Replied: “Because We Don’t Want Humans To Copy Our Style,  They’ve Already Copied Yours

Choti Nunni Wala

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Logo Ko Pata Hai Ki Hamare Ek User Aur Baba Saxidas Ke Chele Davender Ka Lund Bada Chhota Hai.
Jab Uski Shadi Hui To, Shadi Ke Agle Din Uski Patni Gusse Mein Aake Us Se Boli.
Patni: “Mujhe Talaak Dede
Davender: “Kyu Kya Hua Jaanu?
Patni: “Jitni Teri Nunni Hai, Usse Badi To Hamare Padosi Ki Zubaan Thi

TV Dekhne Se Sab Kuch Nahi Aata

Santa Ki Wife TV Dekh Rahi Hoti Hai Toh Santa Usko Kehta Hai.
Santa: “Kya Din Raat Cooking Show Dekhti Rehti Hai?
Wife: “Aap Chup Hi Raho To Achha Hoga, Aapko Kya
Santa: “Arrey, Fir Bhi Tujhe Khana Banana Toh Aata Hi Nahi Hai
Wife: “Aur Aap Bhi Toh Din Raat Blue Film Dekhte Rehte Ho, Maine Kuch Kaha?

Salesman Se Bargaining Thik Nahi

Ek Baar Ek Lady Panty Or Bra Kharidne Jati Hai, Woh Salesman Se Kehti Hai.
Lady: “Mujhe Bra Aur Panty Dikhaiyega
Salesman: “Ek Minute Madam, Yeh Lijiye Aapke Size Ki Hi Mene Nikali Hai
Lady: “Kya Price Hai ?
Salesman: “Dekhiye Bra Aur Panty Ko Mila Ke Aapke 350/- Ho Gaye
Lady: “Dekho Kuch Kam Kro Na
Salesman: “Dekhiye Maine Bra Mein Apka Dil Rakh Liya Or Ab Aap Panty Mein Meri Juban Rakh Lo

Free Ka Doodh Kon Pilaye?

Ek Aadmi Doodh Bechne Wali Aurat Ke Paas Jata Hai Aur Usse Maje Lene Ke Liye Puchta Hai.
Aadmi: “Tum Doodh Free Mein Pilaogi
Doodhwali Bhi Syani Thhi Sun Kar Boli “Haan, Pi Lo Lekin Malai Nikalne Ke 1000 Lungi

Matalabi Ladke

After Sex Girl Apne Boyfriend Pappu Se Puchti Hai.
Girl: “Jaanu Tum Mujhse Shaadi Kab Karoge?
Pappu: “Darling, Do Idli Aur Ek Medu Wada Ke Liye, Koi Pura Hotel Kharidta Hai Kya?

Hijde Ki Deshbhakti

Ek Hijde Ko Deshbhakti Ka Bada Shonk Thha, Ek Bar Usne Socha Ki Main Bhi Army Join Kar Lu.
Wo Army Ke Sare Test Pass Kar Gaya Par Medical Mein Doctor Bola.
Doctor: “Aapka To Lund Hi Nahi Hai, Aap Naukri Kaise Kar Paoge?
Hijda Gusse Mein Aake Bola- “Kyun Doctor Sahab, Aapko Goli Chalwani Hai Ya Apni Maa Bahan Bhi Chudwani Hai

Daag To Achhe Hai, Surf Excel Hai Na

Pappu Ek Din Pair Fisalne Ki Wajah Se Naali Mein Gir Gaya
Ek Ladki Ne Usko Dekha Aur Muskura Ke Boli
Ladki: “Surf Excel Hai Na, To Daag Achhe Hai
Pappu Girne Ki Wajah Se Vese Hi Tension Mein Thha Ye Sun Kar Bola.
Pappu: “Daag Itne Hi Achhe Lagte Hai To Whisper Na Lagaya Kar

Jee Rahe Hai Hum Unki Yaad Mein

Chodumal Khan Sahab Apni Girlfriend Ke Chhod Jane Ke Bad Uski Yaad Mein Dube Rahte Thhe.
Aur Isi Baat Pe Ek Din Unhone Shayari Likh Di.
Zindagi Par Blue Filmo Ka Saaya Hai,
Choot Ka Sukh Humne Kaha Paya Hai,
Hum To Sust Rahte Hai Kisi Ki Yaad Mein.
Log Samjhte Hai Ki Aaj Fir Muth Mar Ke Aya Hai

Monday 28 November 2011

Sale Kameene Log

Ek Bar Jai Ne Rote Hue Apne Dost Niraj Ko Bataya
Jai: “Yaar, Bus Mein Mera Kisi Ne Purse Chori Kar Liya
Niraj Hairan Hote Hue: “Abe, Tune Purse Rakha Kaha Thha?
Jai: “Pant Ki Piche Wali Jeb Mein
Niraj: “To Tujhe Pata Nahi Laga Kya?
Jai Rote Hue: “Ab Mujhe Kya Pata Thha Ki Vo Purse Bhi Nikal Lega

King or Queen?

A Newly Married Man Was Standing In Front Of A Mirror Naked.
And Was Admiring His Physique. “Two Inches More & I Will Be A King”
Suddenly The Wife Comes In And Says,Two Inches Less & You Will Be A Queen

Pappu Ne College Mein Aayi Ek Sexy Ladki Se Puchha.

Pappu: “Agar Main Tere Boobs Dabake Bhaag Jaun To Tum Mere Liye Kya Sochogi?
Ladki Boli: “Main Sochungi Ke Ek Chutiya Tha, Jo Poori Car Chala Sakta Tha, Woh Sirf Horn Baja Kar Hi Bhaag Gaya

Birbal Ki Akalmandi

Akabar Aur Birbal Ke Kisse Bahut Famous Hai
Hamesha Akbar Birbal Se Kuch Esa Puchta Thha Jo Hatt Ke Ho
Ek Din Akbar Ko Ek Shararat Sooji Aur Birbal Se Bola.
Akbar: “Wada Kar Birbal Teri Biwi Ki Pehli Bar Chut Tu Mujhe Lene Dega
Birbal: “Wada Hujoor, Par Meri Bhi Ek Sharat Hai
Akbar: “Bol?
Birbal: “Shaadi Aapki Behan Se Karoonga

Yeh Saand Aapko Bhi Maarta Hai Kya?

Ek Sundar Ladki Patli Gali Se Gujar Rahi Thi, Raste Mein Ek Saand Khada Tha.
Usne Wahaan Khade Ek Ladke Se Poocha. Aur Ladka Apna Pappu Thha.
Ladki: “Aye Mr. Yeh Saand Maarta Hai Kya?
Pappu: “Gai (Cow) Ki Toh Maarta Hai Aapki Pata Nahi Marega Ya Nahi

KLPD Ho Gayi Bechare Santa Ki

Apne Santa Singh Ji Kayi Dino Se Apni Biwi Se Door Thhe.
Ek Din Ghumne Nikle To Kadam Behak Gaye Aur Red Line Area Mein Pahoonch Gaye.
Ek Dalal Ne Santa Ko Dekha Toh Woh Uske Peeche Pad Gaya.
Santa Se Bola Yahan Ek Bahut Hasin Cheez Hai Tabiyat Khush Ho Jayegi.
Santa: “Paisi Kitni Legi?
Dalal: “Palang Ke 500, Khat Par Karoge To 200 Aur 100 Mein Chatai
Santa Ne Socha Kabhi Chatai Par Nahi Kiya Aur Phir Paise Bhi To Kam Lag Rahe Hain, Usne Chatai Ke Liye Haami Bhar Di.
Dalal Use Ek Makaan Mein Legaya, Aur Bola Tum Intezaar Karo Main Abhi Ladki Ko Bhejta Hoon.
Thodi Der Baad Ek Khubsoorat Ladki Aayi Aur Santa Ke Samne Saare Kapde Utaar Kar Khadi Ho Gayi.
Santa: “Yeh Kya Hai?
Ladki: “100 Rs Mein Tumne Chatai Tay Ki Thi, Abb Chato Aur Jaao

How A Panty Reflects A Girl’s Mood?

Color Of Panty Reflects A Girl’s Mood.
Red: “Wild Mood
Black: “Sexy Mood
Blue: “Romantic Mood
Pink: “Seductive Mood
No Panty: “Perfect Mood

Callgirl Ke Birthday Par Shayari

Call Girl Ke Birthday Par Saheli Ne SMS Kiya:
Har Adami Tere Nange Badan Pe Barse,
Tere Jeevan Mein Aaye Itne Customer,
Ke Tu Pura Saal Bra-Panty Pehnne Ko Tarse.

Boys Aur Girls Ke Baat Karne Mein Differnce Kya Hai?

Dosto Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Baat Karne Mein Kitna Farak Hota Hai.
Ek Hi Baat Ko Agar Ye Dono Bole To Kaisi Bolenge…
Girl: “Aap Itni Tez Kyo Chal Rahe Ho
Boy: “Teri Gaand Mein Aag Lagi Hai Kya Bhosdi Ke
Girl: “Wo Teacher Ki Bahut Respect Karta Hai
Boy: “Ye Bhen Ka Lund To Teacharo Ki Gaand Mein Ghusa Rehta Hai
Girl: “Uss Ladki Ka Character Acha Nahi Hai
Boy: “Yeh To Sali Top Ki Rand Hai
Girl: “Tum To Bahut Bevkoof Ho
Boy: “Bhosdi Ke Tu To Lode Ka Baal Hai
Girl: “Dar Lag Raha Hai
Boy: “Gand Fat Rahi Hai Kya Behanchod
Girl: “Disturb Mat Karo
Boy: “Gand Mein Ungli Mat Kar Bhosdi Ke
Girl: “Aaj To Ghar Walo Se Daant Padi
Boy: “Aaj To Gharwalo Ne Gaand Phad Di

Thursday 24 November 2011

Haatho Ke Bhoot Honto Se Nahi Maante

Suhagrat Ko Pati Ka Khada Nahi Ho Raha Thha,
Patni Ne Usko Muh Mein Le Liya Aur Koshish Ki Par Fir Bhi Baat Nahi Bani.
Husband Ko Ye Dekhar Gussa Aaya Aur Bola: “Durr Hatt Ja, Haatho Ke Bhoot Honto Se Nahi Maante

Haye Re In Taxes Ne Mar Diya Janta Ko

Pranav Mukharji  Ne Ek Bar Callgirl Se Pucha.
Mukharji: “Kitna Leti Ho?
Callgirl: “Aage Ka 200 Aur Peche Ka 220
Mukharji Hairani Se: “Areey Piche Ka 220 Kyu?
Callgirl: “10% Turnover Tax

Lund Ko Bada Kaisi Kare by Baba Saxidas

Ek Bar Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Bhakat Thha “Devender” Naam Ka
Uska Lund Bada Chota Thha, To Vo Hamesha Baba Ji Ke Piche Pada Rahta Thha Aur Puchta Thha
Baba Ji, Kirpya Mere Ko Apna Lund Bada Karne Ka Upaye Bataye
Baba Ji Hamesha Usko Taal Dete Thhe, Par Ek Din Usne Jidd Hi Pakad Li Aur Baba Ji Ke Dwar Par Beth Gaya.
Baba Ji Ne Akhir Tang Aakar Usko Ek Bahut Hi Secret Tarika Lund Bada Karne Ka Bata Hi Diya.
Baba Ji Ne Kaha Ki Ek Sunder Si Callgirl Ko Ek Mahine Ka Advance Rent Deke Book Kar Le.
Fir Uski Chut Ki Acche Se Shave Karke Uske Aur Apne Sare Kapde Kapde Utar Ke Bed Pe Lita Le
Ab Apne Lund Ko Uski Chut Se Thoda Sa Fix Duri Par Rakh, Jitna Bhi Tera Dil Kare Lund Ko Chut Se Touch Na Karne Diyo.
Pure Ek Mahine Tak Isi Tarha Se Lund Ko Rok Ke Rakhiyo, Kisi Bhi Hal Mein Chut Se Touch Tak Na Karne Diyo
Ek Mahine Ke Baad Jab Tu Check Kargea To Payega Ki Tera Lund Ab Chut Ko Touch Karne Lag Gaya Hai
Aur Utna Badd Chuka Hai Jitni Tune Chut Se Duri Rakhi Thi.
Devender Ne Hairan Hoke Pucha Ki: “Aisi Kaisi Baba Ji?
To Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bole
Beta Chut Ki Pyas Itni Buri Hai Ki Lund Apne Ko Khinch Khich Ke Uski Taraf Le Jane Ki Koshish Karega Aur Uski Lambayi Badti Jayegi.
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Ladkiyo Ke Kapdo Ki Fitting

Ek Ladki Tailor Ke Paas Suit Silvane Jaati Hai. Tailor Ladki Ka Naap Lete Hue Bolta Hai.
Tailor (Fitting Ka Naap Lete Hue):- “Koi Boyfriend Hai?
Girl:- “Haan, Kyon?
Tailor:- “Use Bolna Thode Din Left Side Pe Jyada Dhyaan De, Fitting Sahi Baithegi

Bill Kaisi Pay Kare?

Cabel Wala Flat Ki Ghanti Bajata Hai, Toh Andar Se Aunti Awaaz Lagati Hai.
Aunti: “Koun?
Cabel Wala: “Aunty, Iss Mahine Ka Cabel Ka Bill De Do
Aunti: “Baad Mein Aana Aah Aah Aa Aaaahnaa, Abhi Doodh Wale Ka Chuka Rahi Hoon

Tuesday 22 November 2011

Ooi Maa, Ab Bahar Bhi Nikal Lo Na

Ladke Ne Sex Start Kiya To Ladki Bolti Hai. Ladki: “Jaanu, Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai” Ladka: “Koi Baat Nahi Thodi Der Mein Nahi Hoga” Ladki: “Nahi Jaanu Bohat Ho Raha Hai Nikal Lo Na” Ladka: “Tum Bas 10 Tak Gino, Main Nikal Lunga.” Ladki: “1-2-Aa-3-4-5-Uff-6-7-8-Aah-Aa-9-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-2 Or 2 Or 2, Or Do”

Sunday 20 November 2011

What Is A Blue Film

Teacher: “What Is A Blue Film?
Pappu: “It Is A Family Movie, Which The Whole Family Watches, But At Different Time

Aapki Wife Ka Pura Naam Kya Hai?

Santa Ek Bar Interview Dene Gaya
Boss: “What’s Your Wife Name?
Santa: “Sir, Preeto
Boss: “What’s Her Whole Name?
Santa Sochte Hue: “Sir, Hole Ka Naam To Rakha Nahi, Par Main Pyar Se Fuddi Kehta Hoon

Akbar Birbal Ki Kahani Sachhe Wali

Akbar Ne Apni Begum Ko Surprise Dene Ki Sochi,
Or Ussne Apne Niche Ke Baal Katwa Diye,
Akbar Raat Ko Chupke Se So Gaya
Nind Mein Begum Ne Jab Hath Fera Toh Boli
Arrey Birbal Tum Kab Aaye

Chote Bachhe Bhi Tharki Ho Gaye

Pados Mein Rahne Wale 7 Saal Ke Chote Ladke Chuunu Ka Land Khada Kar Aunty Boli.
Aunty: “Beta, Mere Niche Chhed Hai Isse Andar Daal Kar Hilao Toh Mein Tumhe Toffee Doongi
Chunnu: “Agar Aap Isse Mooh Mein Lekar Chooso To Main Aapko Choclate De Dunga.

Aap Bhi Apni Problem Baba Ji Ko Bataye

Rakshi Sawant Ne Ek Bar Socha Ki Vo Bhi Kisi Pandit Ya Jyotish Ke Pas Jakar Apni Kismat Check Karvaye.
To Ja Pahunchi Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Aur Boli.
Rakhi Sawant: “Baba Ji, Kya Mere Hath Mein Dhan Ki Rekha Hai?
Ab Apne Baba Saxidas Bhi Muh pe Baat Kah Dete Hai, Muskuraye Aur Bole
Baba Ji: “Bachha Haath Mein To Pata Nahi, Par Tumhari Salwar Mein To Jarur Hai

Chhiiiiiiiiii Kitna Ganda Joke Hai

Hospital Mein Dekha Gaya Ek Scene.
Doctor Marij Ki Gaand Mein Ungli Karke Betha Thha.
Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Us Se Raha Nahi Gaya Aur Usne Akhir Doctor Se Puch Hi Liya.
Aadmi: “Dr Saab, Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Doctor: “Mareej Ko Ulti Kara Raha Hu
Aadmi Ne Hairan Hoke Pucha: “Par Aisi Kaisi?
Doctor: “Dekhta Ja, Abhi Ye Ungli Iske Muh Mein Dalunga Na, To Karega Na

Har Koi Ek Jaisa Nahi Hota

Ek Baar Pati Or Uski Patni Decide Karte Hain Ki Sex Karne Ke Baad Gullak Mein Paise Dalenge.
After A Month. Pati Patni Gullak Kholte Hai.
Pati: “Maine 10/- Ke Note Dale Thhe, Yeh 500/-, 100/-, 50/- Ke Kahaan Se Aaye?
Patni: “Har Koi Tumhari Tarah Kanjoos Thodi Hi Hota Hai

Sab Sale Hawas Ke Puraji Hi Hai

Jaruri Nahi Ki Sirf Insaan Hi Sex Ke Deewane Ho, Jaanwar Bhi Sex Ko Pasand Karte Thai
Isi Tarha Jungle Mein Ek Din Gadhe Ko Tharak Chadi Hui Thhi, Himmat Karke Vo Sherni Ke Pass Gaya Aur Usko Bola.
Gadha: “I Love You, Darling
Sherni Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Boli.
Sherni: “Chal Chal, Apni Shakal Dekhi Hai Tune, Nikal Idhar Se
Gadha: “Abe Shakal Ko Maar Goli Niche Dekh
Sherni: “Ohhh, I Love You Too Janu

Vakiye Hi Samp Bhi Mar Gaya Aur Lathi Bhi Na Tooti

Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Toote Isko Ek Shabd Mein Samjhao?.
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MUTTH

Daulat Ki Koi Value Nahi Tharak Ke Aage

Salim Aur Anarkali Ke Pyar Ka Kissa Bada Mashoor Hai, Ek Bar Dono Apas Mein Bat Kar Rahe Thhe.
Salim: “Jaaneman Tere Kadmo Mein Rakh Dunga Saara Khazana
Anarkali Ko Sex Ki Iccha Sata Rahi Thhi, Sunke Boli.
Anarkali: “Maa Chudane Gaya Tera Khazana, Andar Daal Aur Chal Shuru Kar Dabaana.

Thursday 17 November 2011

Woh Kya Hai?

Woh Kya Hai? Jis Pe Agar Pyaar Se Hath Fero To Foran Khada Ho Jata Hai?
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Socho-Socho?
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You Dirty Mind Answer Hai:
Betha Hua Kutta

Bechari Nayi Naveli Dulhan

Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Pe Muh Dikhai Ke Rs 25,000 Diye.
Dulhan Itne Sare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli.
Dulhan: “Suno Ji Pura Khandaan Thokega Kya?

Tum Sab Bhi Bure Kaam Chhod Do

Biwi Suhaag Raat Ko Pati Se Gabra Kar Boli.
Biwi: “Dekhen Please Mere Pass Na Aaye
Shohar Hairani Se: “Kyun?
Biwi: “Mein Ne Apni Mummy Ko Kasam Di Hai Ke Mein Shadi Ke Baad Aise Bure Kaam Chod Dungi.

Janu Badi Sexy Lag Rahi Ho

Wife Ne Ek Nayi Transparent Bra Khridi Aur Pahan Ke Apne Husband Ke Aage Khadi Ho Gayi
Husband: “Janu, Issme To Tum Bahut Sexy Lag Rahi Ho
Wife Sharmate Hue: “Pata Hai, Salesman Bhi Yehi Keh Raha Tha

Samjhane Ka Tarika

Ek Baar Ek Ladki Ko Ladke Wale Dekh Kar Jate Hai, Ladki Ki Maa Ladki Se Puchti Hai.
Maa: “Beti, Ladka Pasand Aya?
Beti: “Ladka To Theek Hai, Par Thoda Chota Hai.
Maa: “TV 14 Inch Ka Ho Ya 29 Inch Ka, Remote To 7 Inch Ka Hi Hota Hai.

Shubh Kaam Mein Deri Kaisi

Pappu Ne Collage Mein Aayi Ek Nayi Ladki Se Puchha
Pappu: “Kya Mein Apke Boobs Ka Doodh Pee Sakta Hoon
Ladki Hairan Hokar: “Arrey, Main To Aapko Janti Bhi Nahi?
Pappu: “Bilkul, Par Meri Maa Hamesha Kehti Hai Ke Shubh Kaam Karne Se Pehle Ladki Ka Doodh Pee Lena Chahiye
Ladki Ne Taras Kha Ke Bola: “Ye Lo Pee Lo, Vese Kya Shubh Kaam Karne Jaa Rahe The
Pappu: “Mein Aapko Chodne Ki Soch Raha Thha

Bah Gaye Sare Khawab Paani Mein

Ek Fouji Jang Se Wapas Aya Aur Khidki Par Udas Sa Baith Gaya.
Biwi Ko Itne Din Ke Baad Usko Aaya Dekh Kar Sex Ki Ichha Hui.
Biwi Aayi Aur Dupatta Gira Kar Boli
Dekho Hawa Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya
Fouji Chup…
Phir Kameez Nikali Aur Boli
Dekho Hawa Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya
Fouji Chup…
Phir Salwar Utaari Aur Boli
Dekho Hawa Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya
Fouji Ko Gussa Aya Aur Bola
Meri Dhoti Utah Aur Dekh, Bomb Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya

Gaand Ki Khujli

Ek Baar Santa Bike Rok Kar Helmet Khuja Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Ne Dekha Aur Hairan Hokar Puucha.
Aadmi: “Helmet Utaar Ke Khujao”
Santa: “Chup Be, Jab Teri Gand Pe Khujli Hoti Hai To Kya Pent Utaar Ke Khujata Hai

Monday 14 November 2011

Pyaar Vakiye Andha Hota Hai

Ek Ladki Bus Mein Apne Boyfriend Ki Godh Mein Beithi Thi.
Ladki Ne Conductor Se Kaha: “Bus Dheere Chalao Jhatke Bahut Lagte Hai
Conductor: “Oye Madam, Godi Mein Se Uth Ke Dekh Bus To Kab Se Khadi Hai

Kise Jyada Mazaa Aata Hai

In Sex Period Teacher Ask A Question:
Sex Karte Time Kise Jyada Mazaa Aata Hai, Girls Ko Ya Boys Ko?
Boy: “Obviously We Enjoy More Then Girls
Ladke Ke Sath Wale Bench Pe Ek Chalu Type Ki Ladki Bethi Thhi, Ye Sun Ke Boli
Ladki: “Galat Jawab, Jab Kaan (Ear) Mein Khujli Hoti Hai To Ungly Ko Jyada Mazaa Aata Hai Ya Kaan (Ear) Ko.

Neki Kar Aur Jutte Kha

Gaanv Ke Gurudware Mein Ladkies Toilet Chotta Thha.
Logo Ne Mil Ke Socha Ki Janta Se Paisi Liye Jaye Aur Isko Bada Karvaya Jaye.
Is Announcement Ko Karne Ke Liye Santa Ko Chuna Gaya.
Aur Santa Ko Uski Announcement Ki Wajah Se Jutte Pade, Kyunki Announcement Kuch Is Tarha Se Thhi
Ladies Ke Peshab Karne Wali Jagha Choti Hai, Usko Bada Karne Ke Liye Apna Apna Yogdan Dale
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Ek Gurudware Da Ladies Toilet Chhota Si.
Santa Ne Loudspeaker Te Announcement Kiti
Santa: “Bibiyaan De Peshab Karan Wali Jagah Khuli Karni Hai Sab Sangat Apna Yogdaan Deo

Which Is The Most Difficult Sport In The World To Watch?

Q: “Which Is The Most Difficult Sport In The World To Watch?
Ans: “Women’s Doubles Tennis.”
Because 9 Balls Bounce At A Time And You are In Confusion Which One To Watch?

Fill In The Blanks

Fill In The Blanks:
1. “Boo_s ?”
2. “_ _ndom ?”
3. “F_ _ K ?”
4. “P_ N_s ?”
5. “Pu_s_ ?”
Answer:
1. “Books”
2. “Random”
3. “Fork”
4. “Pants”
5. “Pulse ”
May God Bless Your Dirty Mind.”

Aakhir Esa Kyu Hua Thha, Aaj Pata Chala

Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Se Puchha.
Teacher: “Dhritrashtra Ke 100 Putra The, Aur Pandu Ke Sirf 5, Aisa Kyu?
Chinki Huste Hue: “Mam, Kyuki Jinki Aankhen Hoti Hai, Unhe Aur Bhi Kaam Hote Hai

Khushi Door Se Hi Dikh Jaati Hai

Santa Apni Biwi Se: “Aaj Tumhari Choti Behan Ko Apne Ghar Mein Dekh Ke Bahut Khushi Ho Rahi Hai
Biwi: “Haanji, Aapki Khushi Pajame Mein Se Jhalak Rahi Hai

Raste To Bahut Hai, Par Manjil To Ek Hai

Ek Ladki Khushi Khusi Se Apni Maa Ke Room Mein Aayi Aur Boli
Ladki: “Maa Tumne Kaha Tha Na…
Maa: “Kya Kaha Tha Beti
Ladki: “Ke Mard Ke Dil Mein Jane Ka Rasta Ankhon Se Hokar Jata Hai?
Maa: “Haan?
Ladki: “Lekin Maa, Kal Raat Mene Dusra Rasta Bhi Dhoond Liya!

Thursday 10 November 2011

Choot Kaisi Dikhti Hai?

Pappu Se Uski Girlfriend Ne Masti Ke Mood Mein Puchha.
Ladki: “Sex Ke Pehle Chut Kaisi Dikhti Hai?
Pappu: “Jaise Gulaab
Ladki: “Aur Sex Ke Baad?
Pappu: “Sardar Ji Ke Muh Ki Tarha Jisne Thodi Der Pehle Lassi Pi Ho

Tharki Logo Bass Karo

Customer To Sales Girl: “Mujhe Apni Wife Ke Liye Bra Chahiye Par Size Nahin Pata
Sales Girl: “Hmmm, Sir Aap Mere Boobs Daba Kar Size Ka Andaza Laga Lein
Customer: “Ohhh Yaad Aaya Mujhe Ek Panty Bhi Chahiye

How Do You Know That?

On First Nite Of Their Marriage Husband & Wife Claim Virginity.
Wife: “If This Is Your First Time How Did You Fuck So Well
Husband: “If This Is Your First Time How Do You Know I Fucked So Well

Nazar Na Lage Tere Mere Pyar Ko

Ladke Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Samjhane Wale Andaz Mein Bola
Ladka: “Jaanu Ek Baat Kahoon?
Ladki: “Kaho Na
Ladka: “Darling Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Mein Kisi Ko Mat Batana
Ladki: “Suman Ko Toh Zaroor Bataongi, Kameeni Kehti Thi Koi Randi Ka Bacha Hi Hoga Jo Tujh Se Pyar Karega

Shoaib-Sania Ke Uper Shayari

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Shoaib-Sania Ke Uper Ek Sher Arz Kiya Hai
Sania Se Shadi Ke Chakkar Mein Woh Itna Khush Hai “Chodumal”
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Sania Se Shadi Ke Chakkar Mein Woh Itna Khush Hai “Chodumal”
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Shayad Woh Janta Nahi Ke Spinner Ko Kabhi Opening Nahi Milti.

Ajab Sex Ki Gajab Kahani

Aajkal Ke Ladke Ladkiya Sex Ke Liye Kitne Utavle Hai, Ye Baat Is Joke Se Pata Chalti Hai.
Ladki: “Aao Chupan Chupai Khelte Hai
Ladka: “Chalo Chupo, Mein Doondta Hoon
Ladki: “Agar Tumne Mujhe Dhund Liya To Mein Poora Ander Longi?
Ladka: “Agar Main Na Doond Saka Toh?
Ladki: “Aisa Na Kaho Yaar, Mein Chhat Pe Chupi Houngi

Neki Na Karne Ki Saza

Pandit Ji Ek Ladki Ke Sath Sex Kar Rahe Thhe.
Ek Admi Ne Unko Khidki Mein Se Dekh Liya Or Hairani Se Poocha.
Aadmi: “Pandit Ji, Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Pandit Ji Ke Ye Sunte Hi Tote Udd Gaye Aur Gabra Gaye. Par Achanak Dimag Kam Kiya Aur Bole.
Pandit Ji: “Jo Log Nek Kaam Nahi Karenge Ussko Yahi Saza Milegi

Tuesday 8 November 2011

Mast Biwi Hai

Suhagraat Ki Rat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Bola
Husband: “Kahaan Se Dalu Upar Se Niche Se, Aage Se Ya Piche Se
Wife: “Kahi Se Bhi Daalo Janu, Iss Route Ki Sabhi Liney Mast Hai

Choot Kaisi Dikhti Hai?

Pappu Se Uski Girlfriend Ne Masti Ke Mood Mein Puchha.
Ladki: “Sex Ke Pehle Chut Kaisi Dikhti Hai?
Pappu: “Jaise Gulaab
Ladki: “Aur Sex Ke Baad?
Pappu: “Sardar Ji Ke Muh Ki Tarha Jisne Thodi Der Pehle Lassi Pi Ho

Tharki Logo Bass Karo

Customer To Sales Girl: “Mujhe Apni Wife Ke Liye Bra Chahiye Par Size Nahin Pata
Sales Girl: “Hmmm, Sir Aap Mere Boobs Daba Kar Size Ka Andaza Laga Lein
Customer: “Ohhh Yaad Aaya Mujhe Ek Panty Bhi Chahiye

Saturday 5 November 2011

“Chalo Gulli Danda Khelte Hai?”

Pappu Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana To Girlfriend Ko Fon Kiya Aur Bola
Pappu: “Chalo Gulli Danda Khelte Hai?
Ladki: “Nahi Teen Din Baad
Pappu: “Kyuu?
Ladki: “Pitch Geeli Hai Tum Chaho To Volley Ball Khel Sakte Ho.

Dil To Hai Dil, Dil Ka Aitabar, Kya Kijiye

Ek Budha Badi Pareshan Si Halat Mein Apne Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.
Budha: “Jab Se Mera Heart Transplant Hua Hai, Muje Gand Marwana Or Paisa Achha Lagne Laga Hai Kya Main Jawan Ho Gaya Hu?
Doctor: “Nahi Tumhe Randi Ka Dil Lagaya Gaya Hai.

“Yeh Gubbare Hai”

Child Looking At Mom’s Breast.
Child: “Yeh Kya Hai?
Mom: “Yeh Gubbare Hai
Child: “Fir Mousi Ke Chote Kyun?
Mom: “Tune Kab Dekhe?
Child: “Jab Papa Unme Hawa Bhar Rahe The.

Zindagi Ka Sabse Khatarnak Stunt

Zindagi Ka Sabse Khatarnak Stunt Kya Hai?
Khuli Talwar Par Nangi Gand Se Fisalna Aur Tatto Se Break Marna,
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Soch Kar Hi Gand Phat Gayi Naa

Thursday 3 November 2011

Paagal To Pagal Hi Rahte Hai

 Ek Pagal Roj Kahta Thha
Gulel Banaunga Panchhi Ko Maruga
Ghar Walo Ne Tang Aakar Usko Pagalkhane Bhej Diya.
5 Mahine Treatment Ke Bad Ghar Walo Ne Socha Ki Jake Dekhte Hai Ki Usko Farak Pada Ya Nahi.
Dr. Ne Us Se Pucha: “Ab Kya Karoge?
Pagal: “Shadi
Docto: “Phir?
Pagal: “Suhagraat
Docto: “Phir?
Pagal: “Uski Sari Utaruga
Docto: “Phir?
Pagal: “Blouse
Docto: “Oho ! Phir?
Pagal: “Bra Utaruga
Docto: “My God, Phir?
Pagal: “Phir Kya! Bra Ke Elastic Se Gule Banaunga Aur Panchhi Ko Maruga

Bechari Biwi, Pareshani To Hogi Hi

Gandhi Ki Patni Jab No Saal Mein Novi Baar Pregnant Hui To Vo Nehru Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli
Biwi: “Bhai Sahab Inhe Zara Samjhaiye Ki Kam Se Kam Condom To Suti Kapde Ka Na Pehne

Fir Waha Jana Kya Karne Hai?

Ladke Ne Apni Nayi Bani Girlfriend Ko Bade Pyar Se Kaha
Boy: “Cinema Chale?
Girl: “Nahi, Wahaan Tum Chuchi Dabaoge?
Boy: “Nahi Yaar
Girl: “Kiss Kroge?
Boy: “Bilkul Bhi Nahi
Girl: “Chut Pe Haath Lagaoge?
Boy: “Na Baba Na
Girl: “Bhosdi Ke Fir Waha Kya Aapni Maa Chudwane Jayega

Desh Ki Buri Halat Ka Kaaran

Ek Aadmi Ne Netaji Ko Raat Ko Do Baje Call Kar Ke Poocha.
Aadmi: “Tumhari Biwi Ki Choot Hai Kya?
Netaji: “Haan Hai Na, Kyu
Aadmi: “Toh Madarchod Fir Desh Ki Kyon Maar Raha Hai?

Abe Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Iss Waqt Dunia Ke
50% Log Sex Kar Chuke Hai,
25% Log Sex Kar Rahe Hai,
24% Log Sex Karnewale Hai Aur Baaki,
1% Log Land Khujate Hue Ye SMS Padh Rahe Hai.

Sunday 30 October 2011

Ungali Ka Sawad

Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Pati Apni Patni Ki Choot Ke Andar Ek Ungli Dalta Hai.
Patni Sharmate Hue Kehti Hai: “Ek Ungli Aur Dalo Na
Pati: “Kyun Tune Seeti Bajani Hai?

Desh Ne Tarakki Kaya Khak Karni Hai

Ek Pagal Nanga Bazaar Mein Khulla Ghum Raha Tha. Uska Lund Bahut Bada Tha
Ek Lady Ne Dekha Aur Boli: “Yeh Mulk Taraqi Kya Khak Karega, Saare Kaam Ke Aadmi Toh Pagal Hain

Jadugarani Mummy

Pehla Bacha: “Meri Mummy Jadu Karna Jaanti Hai Jab Wo Papa Key Lund Ko Pakadti Hai To Lund Bahut Bada Ho Jata Hai“.
Doosra Bacha Bola: “Ye Kaun Si Badi Baat Hain Meri Mummy Jab Mere Dad Ke Lund Per Bethti Hai Toh Sara Lund Gayab Ho Jata Hain.

Gunn Toh Milenge Hi

On The First Wedding Night.
Husband: Look Darling Before Marrige I Had Affair With 20 Girls”
Wife Replied: “Janu Kundli Milli Hai To Gunn To Millenge Hi Na

“Handle With Care

Ek Din Ek Sardar Ne Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Jiski T-Shirt Par Likha Thha
Handle With Care
Agle Din Usne Apni Jeans Ke Aage Likhva Liya
Candle With Hair

Esi Baatein Bhoolni Nahi Chahiye

Girlfriend & Boyfriend Hotel Mein Sex Karne Ke Liye Gaye
Jaisi Hi Vaha Jake Ladki Ne Jeans Utari To Panty Mein Se Hariyali Najar Aayi
Ladke Ne Gabrate Hue Puchha: “Abe Ye Kya Hai??
Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Oh Shittt, Raat Ko Mooli Nikalana Hi Bhool Gayi

Bachhe Ka Naam Kya Hoga

Sex Ke Waqt Ladki Apni Tange Faila Ke Boyfriend Se Puchti Hai.
Ladki: “Hamare Bache Ka Naam Kya Hoga?
Ladka Condom Pehan Ke Bola: “Iske Baad Bhi Ho Gaya To Jaadu Rakhenge

Chinki Ka Idea, What An Idea Sir Ji

Chinki Ne Apne Boyfriend Ko Gusse Mein Aake SMS Kiya
Balance Nahi Hai? Ek Bhi SMS Nahi Kar Rahe Ho? Nasbandi Karva Lo, Sarkar 1200/-Degi.
Fir Balance Dal Lena Aur Khub Message Karna
What An Idea Sir Ji

Saturday 29 October 2011

Baba Ji Ki Goliyaan

Doctor Ek Budhe Ko Bata Raha Thha: “Baba Ji Aapki Niche Ki Dono Goliyan* (Balls) Nikaalni Padengi
Budha: “Nikal De Beta Jab Bandook Hi Nahi Chalti To Goliyaan Kis Kaam Ki

What Is The Best Family Planning Slogan?

Q: What Is The Best Family Planning Slogan On A Municipal Bus?
A: Kirpya Karke Aage Se Nahi Peeche Se Chadiye.

Mobile Stuck In Vagina

One Day A Girl Visit His Family Doctor And Said:  “My Cellphone Got Stuck In My Vagina Since Last 4 Days And Its In Vibration Mode.
Doctor: “Ok, I Will Remove It Easily By A Small Operation.”
Girl Shout: “No, No Just Recharge The Battery.

Sher Ka Pinjra 10 Rs Ka

Ek Banda Zor Zor Se Chila Ke Product Bech Raha Thha
Sher Ka Pinjra 10 Rs Mein Lo, Sher Ka Pinjra 10 Rs Mein Lo
Logo Ne Uske Pass Ja Kar Daikha To Vo Underware Bech Raha Thha

Hairaan Karun Ya Pareshan Karun

Shadi Ki Raat Santa Says: “Bataao Hairan Karu Ya Pareshan Karu?”
Jeeto: Dono.
He Shows His Tiny 1 Inch Penis & Says: Kyun Dekh Ke Hairani Hui?
Jeeto Surprised: Ji Hui.
Santa: Ab Pareshan Karoon?
Jeeto: Ji Karo

Santa: Yeh Erect Hai!

Do You Talk To Your Wife After Sex?

Question To A Husband: “Do You Talk To Your Wife After Sex?
Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone.

Sardar Ji Aur 3 Ladkiyaan

Ek Train Mein Teen College Ki Ladkiya Bethi Thhi,
Ek Punjabi Jatt Aaya Aur Bola: “Aapka Naam?
Pehli Boli: Salma Behan
Doosri Boli: Sarita Behan
Teesri Boli: Meena Behan
Fir Ladkiyo Ne Poocha: “Aapka Naam?

Jatt Bola: “Shinda Behan Chod

What Is Condom?

Ek Din Ek Bete Ne Apne Daddy Se Puchha: “Daddy Condom Kya Hota Hai?
Daddy: “Chal Bhaag Mujhe Nahi Pataa
Beta: “Tabhi To Hum 11 Bhai Behan Hai

Mera Number Kab Aayega

A Police Man Saw Santa Fucked A Girl In The Car,
Policeman: “Kyon Santa Gi Akele-Akele Mera Number Kab Aayega?
Santa: “Bas, Ladki Ke Baad

Master Se Badla

Masterji: “Pappu, A,B,C,D, Se Shuru Hone Wala Ek Sentence Banao?
Pappu: “Sir….
Masterji: “Haan Haan Batao Ghabrao Nahi.
Pappu: “Apki Behan Chod Dunga

Lund Agar Aur Khubsurat Hota To Kya Hota?

Ek Ladki Bhagwan Se Prathna Kar Rahi Thhi Aur Mang Rahi Thhi.
Ladki: “Hey Bhagwan! Please Ladko Ka Lund Thoda Khubsoorat Banado
Bhagwan Ji Parkat Hue Aru Gusse Se Bole.
Bhagwan Ji: “Itna Ganda Banane Par To Chooss Leti Ho, Achha Banane Par Toh Kha Hi Jaogi

Wednesday 26 October 2011

Truth About Kumble & Sachin

Why Sachin Married An Elder & Kumble Married A Divorced Woman?
Answer: “Batsmen Love Looseballs & Spinners Love Used Balls

Girlfriend Ki Tariff Shayrana Andaz Mein

Chodumal Sahab Ne Apne Dost Ki Girlfriend Ki Tarif Karte Hue Sher Arz Kiya
Hatho Mein Jaam Hai, Galon Pe Gulfaam Hai,
Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Kya Zarurt Hai Dudh Ki Jab,
Teri Girlfriend Ke Sine Par Do-Do Dairy Farm Hai

A Different Kind of Fantasy

One Day A Nun Was Standing On The Side Of The Road Waiting For A Cab.
A Cab Stopped And Picked Her Up. During The Ride She Noticed That The Driver Was Staring At Her.
When She Asked Him Why, He Said, “I Want To Ask You Something, But I Don’t Want To Offend You.
She Said, “You Can’t Offend Me. I Have Been A Nun Long Enough That I Have Heard Just About Everything.
The Cab Driver Then Said, “Well, I’ve Always Had A Fantasy To Have A Nun Give Me A Blow Job.
She Said, “Well, Perhaps We Can Work Something Out Under Two Conditions. You Have To Be Single, And You Have To Be Catholic.”
Immediately The Cab Driver Said, “Oh, Yes! I’m Single And I’m Catholic!
The Nun Said, “Okay, Pull Into That Alley.
The Cab Driver Pulled Into The Alley And The Nun Went To Work. Shortly Afterwards, The Cab Driver Started Crying.
The Nun Said, “My Child, What’s The Matter?
He Said Tearfully, “Sister, I Have Sinned. I Lied, I Lied…I’m Married And I’m Jewish!
The Nun Replied, “That’s Okay. My Name’s Jai And I’m On My Way To A Costume Party!

Tauba Tauba, Ghor Kalyug

Bus Stop Ke Khadi Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Ek Ladka Uske Pass Gaya Aur Bola.
Ladka: “Apni Chut Do Na
Ladki Kuch Nahi Bolti Hai
Ladka Fir Kehta Hai: “Apni Chut Do Na
To Ladki Fir Kuch Nahi Bolti Hai
To Ladke Ko Gussa Aa Jata Hai Aur Bola: “Madherchod Gungi Hai Kya, Bol Nahi Sakti
Ladki Gusse Se: “Tum Apahij Ho Kya Chod Nahi Sakte

Chudayi Ke Do Important Rules

Baba Saxidas Ne Chudakkad Logo Ke Liye Chudayi Ke Do Important Rules Bataye Hai
Pehli Baar Iss Tarah Se Chodo Jese Dusri Baar Kabhi Milegi Nahi,
Dusri Baar Iss Tarah Se Chodo Jese Pehle Kabhi Choda Hi Nahi.
Jo Bhakat Is Rule Ko Apnayenge Vo Sex Ka Bharpoor Ananad Uthayenge

Adaab Arz Hai, Iss Shayari Par

Boy To Girl:
Ghulab Aisa Ho Jiss Mein Kaatein Na Ho,
Larki Ki Chut Aisi Ho Jis Mein Jhaate Na Ho.
Girl To Boy:
Gulab Khareedne Wale Kaatein Nahi Dekhte,
Ladki Ko Chodne Wale Jhaate Nahi Dekhte

Call Girl Ka Janaza

Ek Call Girl Ka Janaza Nikla, To Usse Dekh Ke Ek Admi Bola.
Aadmi: “Chalo Acha Hua Aakhir Aapas Mein Dono Milli To Sahi
Kisi Ne Pocha: “Kon Dono?
Wo Bola: “Uski Tangain

Nonveg Song, Santa Aur Uski Wife Ka

Santa Touched Preeto’s Boobs & Sung
Piyo Glass Full Doodh, Wonderful Doodh
Preeto Touched His Penis & Said
Thanda Matlab Chota Coke

Sunday 23 October 2011

Gaandu ka dimag

Ek Bus Mein Roj Ek Khubsurat Si Ladki Jaati Thhi,
Ek Din Ek Hatta Katta Neegro Bus Mein Chada Aur Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Uski Iccha Hui Ki Iske Sath Sex Karu.
Par Usko Samajh Na Aya Ki Vo Kya Kare, So Usne Bus driver Se Puchha Ki Mene Iske Sath Sex Karna Hai Koi Idea Do.
Bus driver Bola: “Ye Ladki Jesus Ko Manti Hai Aur Har Sunday Church Mein Jati Hai, Tu Jesus Ke Kapde Aur Mask Pahan Ke Isko Mill Aur Jo Bolega Vo Ye Kar Legi.
Neegro Ko Idea Pasand Aya Aur Usne Aisa Hi Kiya, Ladki Jab Prayer Kar Rahi Thhi To  Neegro Peeche  Se Nikal Ke Aya Aur Bola
Neegro: “I Am God, Mene Tumhari Prayer Suni Aur Main Usko Pura Bhi Karunga Par Pahle Tumhe Mere Sath Sex Karna Hoga
Ladki Ne Kuch Socha Aur Maan Gayi Par Boli: “Main Sirf Anal Sex Karungi Kyunki Main Apni Virginity Barkar Rakhna Chahti Hu
Neegro Ne Socha Ki Something Is Better Then Nothing, To Vo Maan Gaya.
Dogy Style Mein Sex Ka Pura Maja Lene Ke Baad Aadmi Ladki Par Se Utra Aur Bola.
Ha Ha I M The Neegro
Ladki Ne Bhi Apne Chehre Se Mask Utara Aur Boli
Ha Ha I Am The Bus Driver
"Bus driver was a GAY"

Ek Sansani Khej Khabar

Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Raat Ke Andhere Mein,
Jhariyo Ke Piche Chupp Ke, Daba Daba Ke,
Chuskiya Le Le Ke, Chus Chus Ke Frooti Pee Rahe Thhe
Tum Logo Ne Kya Socha Thha? Bas Vohi Kaam Bachha Hai?

Pathan Ki Suhagrat Aisi Rahi

Ek Pathan Ki Shadi Hui, To Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha
Dost: “Kaho Pathan Sahab, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?
Pathan Khush Hote Hue: “Amma Kya Bataye, Pahli Baar Kisi Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Teen Bar Muth Maari

Kare Koi Aur Bhare Koi

Ek Chuha Jungle Mein Badi Tezi Se Bhaaga Ja Rahe Thha
Lomdi Ne Dekha Aur Uske Aage Aake Khadi Ho Gayi Aur Puchha
Lomdi: “Itne Teji Se Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?
Chuha: “Aunty Please Abhi Jane Do Fir Bataunga
Lomdi Hairani Hui Aur Boli: “Arey Hua Kya Hai?
Chuha Hath Jodte Hue: “Please Jane Do Meri Jaan Ka Sawal Hai
Lomdi Gusse Se Boli: “Main Tumhe Tab Tak Nahi Jane Dungi Jab Tak Bataoge Nahi Ki Hua Kya Hai
Chuha Rote Hue: “Kisi Ne Sher Ki Bahan Ki Choot Fad Dali Aur Naam Mera Laga Diya Hai

Jaisi Ko Taisa, Isse Kahte Hai

Ek Ladke Ne College Mein Chinki Ko Dialog Maara.
Ladka: “Andheri Raat Mein Diya Tere Hath Mein.
Chinki: “Kyaaaa?
Ladka Muskurate Hue: “Achhi Film Hai Naa.!
Chinki: “Teri Bahan Ki Choot.
Ladka Hairani Se: “Whattttt?”
Chinki: “Bahut Laal Hai Naa …?

Saturday 22 October 2011

Why Do 99 percent Of Girls Have A Bigger Left Boob?

Why Do 99 percent Of Girls Have A Bigger Left Boob?
Because, 99 percent Of The Boys Are Right Handed…

curious husband

In A Hospital A Lady after delivering a baby was getting some Stitches.
The curious husband was sitting outside. After some time he look inside through the window and then knocked and asked shyly:  “Doctor, Pura toh nahi siloge na?

Haath Mein Kitni Fingers Hoti Hain?

Teacher To Johny: “Haath Mein Kitni Fingers Hoti Hain?
Johny: “Sir Six
Teacher: “Bhosri Ke Tujhe Kitni Bar Bola Hai Pant Se Hath Bahar Nikaal Kar Count Kiya Kar”

You Are Like A Mobile Phone

During Sexual Session The Girl Says: “Dear You Are Like A Mobile Phone
Boy: “Do I Vibrate A Lot?
Girl: “No, But When You Get In To The Tunnel You Loose Network

Common Between A Girl’s Legs N Amul Butter?

Golu Asks Pappu
Golu: “What Is Common Between A Girl’s Legs And Amul Butter?
Pappu: “Simple, Both Are Delicious When Spread

Thursday 20 October 2011

Suhagraat Ka Hisaab

Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Husband Apni Wife Ko 500 Rupees De Kar Bola,
Hum Ne Yeh Kaam Kabhi Free Mein Nahi Kiya
Wife 200 Rupees Wapis Karke Boli Aur Humne Kabi 300 Se Zayada Nahi Liya

Biwi Mehngi To Nahi Padd Rahi

Ek Banda Roj Kothe Pe Jake Rate Malum Karta Thha Aur Vapis Aa Jata Thha
Ek Din Uske Dost Ne Usse Puchha: “Jab Tu Kuch Karta Hi Nahi Hai To Rate Kyun Puchhta Hai
Jawab Aaya: “Yaar Mein Check Karta Hun Kahin Biwi Mehngi To Nahi Padd Rahi

Kid Peeps Into His Parents’ Bedroom

A Kid By Chance Peeps Into His Parents’ Bedroom At Night And Shocked At What He Sees!
He Shouts At His Mom: “And You Punish Me For Just Sucking The Thumb” !!!

Ladki Ki Salary Aur Kamayi

Ladki Dekhne Ke Liye Ladke Wale Ladki Walo Ke Ghar Gaye.
Ladke Wale: “Hamara Beta PWD Mein Cleark Hai. 5000 Salary Hai Aur Uppar Se 25000 Kamaata Hai.
Ladki Wale: “Hamari Beti Nurse Hai. 3000 Salary Hai Aur Neeeche Se 30000 Kamaati Hai.”

Master Ji Ki Pant Ki Zip

Hindi Ki Class Mein Master Ji Ki Pant Ki Zip Khhuli Dekh Kar Ladkiyaan Zor Zor Se Husne Lagi.
Master Ji Bole: “Zyaada Hehe Ki To Bahar Nikal Ke Khada Kar Dunga

Sardar Ji, Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Maara?

Sardar Ji, Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Maara???
Sardar: “Arey Yaar Meri Photo Bus Mein Gir Gayi Thhi, Maine Kaha Madam Zara Saari Upar Karna Maine Photo Lena Hai

Bansuri To Bahut Choti Hai

Sex Ke Baad Callgirl Customer Se Boli: “Tumari Bansuri To Bahut Hi Choti Hai
Customer: “Mujhe Thodi Pata Tha Ke, Stadium Mein Bajaani Padegi

Aap Ki Bhabhi Ki Tabiyat Kharab Thhi

Sardar Doodhwale Se: “Yaar Tum Do Din Se Kyun Nahi Aa Rahe Thhe??
Doodhwala: “Aap Ki Bhabhi Ki Tabiyat Kharab Thhi
Sardar: “To Koi Baat Nahi! Bhains Ka Doodh Hi Le Aate!

Kaunsa Mahina Chal Raha Hai

Ek Bar Ek Mote Sardar Ji Ko Badi Teji Se Toilet Aya Par Jese Hi Vo Gents Toilet Mein gaya To Vo Full Tha..
To Usne Apne Baal Khole Aur Ladies Toilet Mein Guss Gaya.. Aur Toilet Pe Beth Gaya..
Itne Mein Ek Lady Aayi Usne Uska Pet Foola Dekh Kar Pucha Ki “Behan Kaunsa Mahina Chal Raha Hai
Sardar Ji Bole: “Daswa (10th)”
Lady: “Tabhi To Bachhe Ki Tang Bahar Aa Gayi Hai

A Punjabi Bra Advertisment

Har Kuri Di Pehli Te Akhiri Pasand *Preeto Bra*.
Hun 6 Sizaan Wich Available,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle Balle
5. Hai Oye Rabba
6. Oh Teri Bhen Di. . .

Oh My God, What The Hell is Going On

A Kid Saw His Mother Messing With Make Up On Her Face And She Said: “Shit
And Kid Asked To His Mother What Is “Shit?
Then His Mother Answered: “It Is Second Word For Makeup.
Then He Saw His Sister Talking On Phone About Condoms.
When Kid Asked Her: “What Is A Condom?
Then Sister Replied: “It Is Second Word For Clothes
After Few Minutes, Kid Saw His Father Was Cutting A Chicken.
When He Cuts His Finger & Said Fuck, Kid Asked: “What Is Fuck?
Father Said To His Son: “It Is Second Word For Cutting
Suddenly Door Bell Rang Kid Opened The Door And His Grandmother Came In & Asked Grandson: “Where Is Everyone?
Then Kid Said Happily: “Mom Is Upstairs Putting Shit On Her Face, Sister Is Putting Condoms On & Daddy Is Fucking The Chicken

Wednesday 19 October 2011

Heart Ki Kitni Legs Hoti Hai?

Son: Papa Heart Ki Kitni Taangein Hoti Hain?
Father: Ek Bhi Nahi Puttar, Kyu??
Son: To Phir Kal Raat Aap Kyu Bol Rahe Thhe, “Sweet Heart Taangein Uppar Karo

2 Gay Ladke Ek Khubsurat Larki Ko Dekh Kar Kya Bole???

Q: 2 Gay Ladke Ek Khubsurat Larki Ko Dekh Kar Kya Bole???
A: Yaar Agar Ladki Aisi Hai To Uska Bhai Kaisa Hoga ???

Saand Saal Mein Kitni Bar Sex Karta Hai

Biwi Husband Se: Ek Saand Saal May 300 Bar Sex Hai, Lekin Tum Is Ka 10% Bhi Nahi Karte
Husband: Sahi hai, Par Ye Kahaan Likha Hai Ki Saand Ek Hi Cow Ke Saath 200 Bar Sex Karta Hai.

Answers Of Little Johny

One Girl Ask To Johny : Woh Kya Hai Jo Cow Ke Paas To Four Hai Par Mere Pass Two?
Johny: Legs
Girl : Woh Kya Hai Jo Tumhari Jeans Mein To Hai Par Meri Jeans Mein Nahi?
Johny: Paisi
Girl : Woh Kya Hai Jo Log Din Mein Karne Ki Jagha Raat Ko Bistar Par Karte Hain?

Women’s Voices During Sex By Different Countries..

Usa : Yeah…..Yeah….
Uk : C’mon Baby…..
India: Uyi Maa Mar Gayi…
Pak : Bas Karo Shaikh Sahab Savere Tattiya Band Nahi Hongi….

Deewana Aur Uska Sher

Shaam Diyo Se Sajaye Bethe Hai,
Khushbu Badan Pe Lagaye Bethe Hai,
Hamari Deewangi Ka Alam To Dekho, Wo Raat Ko Aanewale Hai
Aur Hum Dopahar Se Hi Condom Chadaye Bethe Hai

Rs. 10000/- Ka Handbag

Lady: “Itna Chota Sa Handbag 10000/- Ka? Itna Mehnga Kyun
Shopkeeper: “Behanji, Ye Khalis Lund Ki Chamdi Ka Bana Handbag Hai, Thoda Sa Haath Pher Te Hi Suitcase Ban Jayega..

I Am Black, You Are White. Why?

Boy: Mommy, Why Iam Black & Ur White?
Mom: “Listen Son, Considering All The Crazy Things I Did Years Ago, You Should Be Thankful To God That You Are Not Barking..!!”

How About The Ones Like Mine?”

Wife: “I Dreamt They Were Auctioning Off Dicks. The Big Ones Went For Ten Dollars And The Thick Ones Went For Twenty Dollars.
Husband: “How About The Ones Like Mine?
Wife: “Those They Gave Away.
Husband: “I Had A Dream Too…I Dreamt They Were Auctioning Off Cunts. The Pretty Ones Went For A Thousand Dollars, And The Little Tight Ones Went For Two Thousand.
Wife: “And How Much For The Ones Like Mine?
Husband: “That’s Where They Held The Auction.

Biwi Ho To Aisi

Patni Ne Pati Ko Naukrani Ke Sath Sex Karte Dekh Liya.
Pati Ko To Kuch Na Boli Par, Naukrani Ko Akele Mein Le Gayi
Bechari Naukari Darte Hue Rone Lag Gayi Aur Hath Jod Ke Boli.
Naukrani: “Bibi Ji Maaf Kar Do, Sahab Ne 500 Rs Ka Lalach Diya Thha
Malkin: “Vo Chhod, Tujhe 1000 Rs Dungi, Bas Ye Bata De Ki Sahab Ka Khada Kaisi Kiya?

Tuesday 18 October 2011

True Meaning Of I Love You.

Boys Always Say ‘I Love You‘ To Girls But!! What is The True Meaning Of This Line?
I‘ Am
L‘ooking
O‘ut 4
V‘aginal
E‘ntry
Y‘ou Must Take
O‘ff Ur
U‘nderwear!

Ek Aisi Ladki Jise Aids Ho

Sardar Ji Ne Hotel Mey Ek Aisi Lardi Ki Demand Ki Jisko Aids Ho.
Wajah Poochi Tu Sardar Ji Nay Kaha “Mere Se Meri Biwi Ko Aids Ho, Meri Biwi Se Mere Bhai Ko, Bhai Se Bhabi Ko, Bhabi Se Papa Ko, Papa Se Mamma Ko, Mamma Se Padosi Ko, Tab Usay Pata Chale Ga Ki Sardar Ki Maan Se Sex Karnay Ka Kaya Anjaam Hota Hai

Meri Izzat Lutti Gayi

Sardarni: “Aji Sunday HO.. Ajj Sade Ghar 3 Daaku Aaye Si.. Onha Ne Meri Izat Lutt Layi Je.
Sardar: “Toon Onha Nu Rokya Naeen….?
Sardarni: “Bada Rokyaa Si Ohna Nu… Par O Ruke Hi Nahi…. Kehan Lage Hun Sanu Jaan De… Assi Thak Gaye Aan, Fer Kadi Anvange

Duniya Mein Sabse Himmat Wala Kaun Hai?

Duniya Mein Sabse Himmat Wala Kaun Hai?
Answer: Dhobi, Woh Kisi Ke Bhi Ghar Jake Bol Sakta Hai
Sahab, Mamsab Ko Bolo Ki Kapde Nikaal Ke Rakhe, Main Abhi Aakar Leta Hoon

What Is Long & Hard, Has A Hole At The Tip

What Is Long & Hard, Has A Hole At The Tip And When U Insert It Into A Wet, Hairy & Tight Hole Makes U Feel Better?

Vicks Inhaler

Chooss Chooss Chooss

Chooss Chooss Chooss
Maze Lay Lay Kar Chooss
Bari Bari Ek Ek Kar Kay Chooss
Donoo Ko Ek Saath Chooss
Masal Masal Kay Choos
Kyon Kay

Kahin Aamon (Mango) Ka Season Khatam Na Ho Jaye.

Woh Mangti Thi Mein Detaa Na Thha

Woh Mangti Thi Mein Detaa Na Thha,
Jawaab Uske Sawaal Ka..
Abhi Rakha Hi Thha Ke Chhut Gayaa,
Haath Se Mere Phool Gulaab Ka..
Woh Kehti Thi Peeche Se Nahi Aage Se Karo,
Deedar Mere Husn-e-Shabaab Ka..

Woh Kehti Thi Bada Dard Hota Hai Jab Under Jaata Hai,
Kaano Mein Ik Ik Lafz Janab Ka.

Sardar Ji Ne Press Kar Diya.

Ek Bar Ek Sardar Ji Ko Political Rally Mein Police Ne Pakkad Liya….
Kyunki, Ek Ladki Apni Chest Pe Ek Badge Laga Ke Ghoom Rahi Thi “Press” Bus Sardar Ji Ne Press Kar Diya.

Susu Karne Ki Jagha Dikha Do

Ek Bar Ek Shadi Mein Ek Ladki Ko Toilet Jana Tha To Usne Paas Khade Sardar Ji Se Pucha: “Sardar Ji Susu Karne Ki Jagha Dikha Do
Sardar Ji Ne Sharmante Huw Jawab Diya: “You Naughty Girl Pehlay Tum Dikhao Fir Mein Dikhaunga

Little Johny And His Story

One Day In School Little Johnny Saw His Dad’s Car Passing By The School Playground And Go Into The Woods.
Curious Johnny Followed The Car And Saw His Dad And Aunt Jane In A Sexual Position.
Little Johnny Found This So Exciting. He Ran Back Home And Started To Tell His Mother:  “Mom, I Was At The Playground And I Saw Dad’s Car Go Into The Woods With Aunt Jane. I Went There To Look And Dad Was Giving Aunt Jane A Big Kiss, And Then He Take Off Her Shirt. Then Aunt Jane Helped Daddy Take His Pants Off, Then Aunt Jane…
At This Point Mom Cut Him Off And Said, “Johnny, This Is Such An Interesting Story, Lets Save The Rest Of It For Supper Time. I Want To See The Look On Your Daddy’s Face When You Tell It Tonight..
At The Dinner Table, Mom Asked Little Johnny To Tell The Story.
Johnny Started His Story, ‘Mom, I Was At The Playground And I Saw Dad’s Car Go Into The Woods With Aunt Jane. I Went There To Look And Dad Was Giving Aunt Jane A Big Kiss, And Then He Take Off Her Shirt. Then Aunt Jane Helped Daddy Take His Pants Off, Then Aunt Jane And Daddy Started Doing The Same Thing That Mummy And Uncle Bill Used To Do When Daddy Away for Meetings.
Mummy Fainted!
Moral: Sometimes You Need To Just Shut The Fuck Up And Listen To The Whole Story Before You Interrupt!

This Is Called True Insult

A  Family Is At The Dinner Table. The Son Asks His Father, “Dad, How Many Kinds Of Boobies Are There?
The Father, Surprised, Answers: “Well, Son, There’s Three Kinds Of Breasts.
In Her Twenties, A Women’s Breasts Are Like Melons, Round And Firm.
In Her Thirties To Forties, They Are Like Pears, Still Nice But Hanging A Bit.
After Fifty, They Are Like Onions.
Onions?“, Son Surprised
Yes, You See Them And They Make You Cry.
This Infuriated His Wife And Daughter So The Daughter Said: “Mum, How Many Kinds Of ‘Willies‘ Are There?
The Mother, Surprised, Smiles And Answers: “Well Dear, A Man Goes Through Three Phases.
In His Twenties, His Willy Is Like An Oak Tree, Mighty And Hard.
In His Thirties And Forties, It Is A Birch, Flexible But Reliable.
After His Fifties, It Is Like A Christmas Tree.
A Christmas Tree?“, Daughter Asked
Yes, Dead From The Root Up And The Balls Are For Decoration Only.

Lund Hai Bada Shaitan

Mein To Thi Pagal Aur Anjaan
Yeh Hain Ek Lund Ka Ehsaan
Samajhti Thi Ke Lund Hai Bejaan
Nahin Dekha Jisne Choot Ka Maidan
Jab Khara Hua Toh Mein Hui Hairaan
Is Harkat Ne Humko Kardiya Pareshan
Jab Andar Dala Toh Nikaal Di Jaan
Hum Samajhte The Lund Hai Nadaan
Lekin Ab Jana Ki Lund Hain Bara Shaitaan

Good Girls Vs Bad Girls

Good Girls Blush During Love Scenes In A Movie. Bad Girls Know They Could Do It In Better Way.
Good Girls Loosen A Few Buttons When It’s Hot Around. Bad Girls Make It Hot Around By Loosening Few Buttons.
Good Girls Have Only One Credit Card And Rarely Use It. Bad Girls Only Have One Bra And Rarely Use It.
Good Girls Pack Their Toothbrush For Traveling. Bad Girls Pack Their Diaphragms.
Good Girls Prefer The Missionary Position While Sex. Bad Girls Do Too, But Only For Starters.
Good Girls Say, “No Way.” Bad Girls Say, “When n Where?”
Good Girls Think They’re Not Fully Dressed Without A Strand Of Pearls. Bad Girls Think They’re Fully Dressed With Just A Strand Of Pearls.
Good Girls Wax Their Floors. Bad Girls Wax Their Bikini Lines.
Good Girls Wear High Heels To Work. Bad Girls Wear High Heels To Bed.

10 Most Important Guys In A Woman’s Life

10) Doctor -  Because He Says, “Take Off Your Clothes.
9) Dentist – Because He Says, “Open Wide.
8) Hairdresser – Because He Says, “Do You Want It Teased Or Blown.
7) Milkman – Because He Says, “Do You Want It In Front Or In Back?
6) Interior Decorator – Because He Says, “Once You Have It All In, You’ll Love It.
5) Banker – Because He Says, “If You Take It Out To Soon, You’ll Lose Interest.
4) Police Officer – Because He Says, “Spread ‘Em.”
3) Mailman – Because  He Always Delivers His Package.
2) Pilot – Because He Takes Off Fast And Then Slows Down.
1) Hunter – Because He Always Goes Deep In The Bush, Shoots Twice And Always Eats What He Shoots.

Bed Zara Majboot Banana

Sardar Ji: “Mistriji Bed Zara Majboot Banana Mere Munde Ne Bahu Pe Chadna Hai.
Mistri: “Aisa Majboot Bed Banaunga Ki Sara Mohalla Bhi Bahu Pe Chad Jaaye To Bhi Kuch Nahi Tutega.

Aadmi Waha Ja Nahi Sakta?

Teacher Ne Santa Se Pucha: “Aisi Kaunsi Jagah Hai Jisko Banaya To Aadmi Ne Hai Par Phir Bhi Wo Waha Ja Nahi Sakta?”
Santa Bola: “Ladies Toilet

Jesse Jackson Death, Hell And Decision

One day in future, Jesse Jackson dies from a Heart Attack
He immediately goes to hell and meet the Devil. “I don’t know what to do here,” Devil says. “You are on my list, but I have no room free for you. You definitely have to stay in the hell,  I’ve  few folks here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
Jesse thought that sounded pretty cool, so the devil opened the the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large swimming pool. He kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
No,” Jesse said. “I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer at all, and I don’t think I could do that for all day.”
The devil led him to the 2nd Room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room with full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
No, I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I break rocks all the day,”commented Jesse.
The devil opened the third door. Through it, Jesse saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms tied over his head. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, and doing what she does best. Jesse looked at the scene and finally said, “OH Yeah, I can handle this.
The devil smiled and said . . . . . . . . .
OK, Monica, now you’re free to go.

Monday 17 October 2011

Army General’s Car And His Wife?

What Is The Common Between An Army General’s Car And His Wife?
Ans: “Both Are Highly Maintained And Very Less Used.

Difference Between A Girl Friend And Motor Bike?

What Is The Difference Between A Girl Friend And Motor Bike.
Motorbike Is First Kicked And Then Used,
While A Girlfriend Is First Used And Then Kicked.

Ladki Ki Mast T-Shirt

Pappu Ke Pados Mein Ek Nayi Familly Rahne Aayi,
Ek Din Uski Ladki Ne T–Shirt Pahni Hui Thhi Jispe Car Bani Hui Thi.
Papu Lagatar Usko Dekhe Ja Raha Thha, Ladki Ne Us Se Pucha.
Ladki: “Oye, Kabhi Car Nahi Dekhi Kya?
Papu: “Ji, Car To Dekhi Hai, Par Itne Bade-Bade Speed Breaker Kabhi Nahi Dekhe

11 oct. morning 2011

A Mother Is In The Kitchen Making Dinner For Her Family When Her Daughter Walks In.
Mother, Where Do Babies Come From?
The Mother Thinks For A Few Seconds And Says, “Well Dear, Mommy And Daddy Fall In Love And Get Married. One Night They Go Into Their Bedroom, They Kiss And Hug And Have Sex.
The Daughter Looks Puzzled So The Mother Continues, “That Means The Daddy Puts His Penis In The Mommy’s Vagina. That’s How You Get A Baby, Honey.
The Child Seems To Comprehend.
Oh, I See, But The Other Night When I Came Into Your Room You Had Daddy’s Penis In Your Mouth. What Do You Get When You Do That?
Jewelry, My Dear. Jewelry.

Ladke Aur Ladki Mein Asli Faraq, Chinki Ki Jubani

Teacher Ne Science Class Mein Chinki Se Puchha.
Teacher: “Ladki Or Ladke Mein Kya Farak Hai?
Chinki: “Ji Ladki Chah Kar Bhi Ek Saal Mein Sirf Ek Hi Bache Ki Maan Ban Sakti Hai Aur Ladka Chahe To Ek Saal Mein 365 Bachon Ka Baap Ban Sakta Hai.

Why Love Is Better Then War?

Teacher Bachho Ko History Samjha Rahi Thhi, Ek Dum Se Usne Class Mein Bethe Bachho Se Puchha.
Teacher: “Why Love Is Better Then War?
Chinki Khadi Hui Aur Muskurati Hue Boli
Chinki: “Madamji, Arey Aapko Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Simple Because Condom Is Cheaper Then Gun.

Why Sperrm Donation Is More Expensive Than Blood Donation?

In A Period Of Sex Education, Teacher Asks.
Teacher: “Why Sperrm Donation Is More Expensive Than Blood Donation?
Pappu: “Mam Simple, Because Hand-Made Things Are Always Costly

Ek Sawal Jo Kar De Pareshan

Ek Aisa Sawal Jo Aapko Sochne Pe Majbur Kar Dega.
Ladkiya Toilet Se Nikalne Ke Baad Hath Kyu Dhoti Hai, Jabki Unke Pass Pakadne Ke Liye Kuch Hai Hi Nahi.

Sunday 16 October 2011

No More Child, A Great Solution

After Having Their 11th Child, A Couple Decided 11 Was Enough, As They Could Not Afford A Larger Bed.
So The Husband Went To His Veterinarian And Told Him That He And His Cousin Didn’t Want To Have Any More Children.
The Doctor Told Him That There Was A Procedure Called A Vasectomy That Could Fix The Problem But That It Was Expensive.
A Less Costly Alternative, Said The Doctor, Was To Go Home, “Get A Cherry Bomb, Light It, Put It In An Empty Beer Can, Then Hold The Can Up To His Ear And Count To 10.”
The Redneck Said To The Doctor, “I May Not Be The Smartest Man In The World, But I Don’t See How Putting Cherry Bomb In A Beer Can Next To My Ear Is Going To Help Me.
Trust Me” Said The Doctor.
So The Man Went Home, Lit A Cherry Bomb And Put It In A Beer Can.
He Held The Can Up To His Ear And Began To Count: “1″ “2″ “3″ “4″ “5″ …….
At Which Point He Paused, Placed The Beer Can Between His Legs, And Resumed Counting On His Other Hand.

Dosto Ke Liye Ek Khas Sandesh

Ek Bar Ring Baje To Samjo Ki, Main Tumhare Bare Mein Soch Raha Hoon.
Do Bar Ring Baje To Samjo Ki, Tumhari Bahut Yaad Aa Rahi Hai.
Teen Bar Ring Baje To Samjo Ki, Main Tumhe Miss Kar Raha Hoon.
Char Bar Ring Baje To Iska Matlab Hai Ki Bosadi Ke Gaandu Jaldi Se Phone Utta, Urgent Kaam Hai.

Competition Ka Hi To Zamana Hai

Ek Baar Gaanv Mein Ek Gareeb Kisaan Ke Bete Ki Shadi Hui.
Ab Bechara Vo Gareeb Itna Tha Ki Unke Makaan Mein Ek Hi Kamra Thha,
So Usne Socha Ki Room Ko Divide Kar Deta Hun Aur Usne Room Ke Center Mein Ek Bada Sa Parda Taang Diya Jis Se Room Ke Do Partitions Ho Gaye,.
Suhagrat Par Beta Jab Full Speed Se Nayi Dulhan Ko Chod Raha Thha, To Ye Dekh Ke Kisaan Ki Biwi Ne Kisaan Ko Bola Ki Tu Bhi Shuru Ho Ja.
Kuch Der Karne Ke Bad Kisaan Thak Gaya, Par Uska Beta Laga Raha, Kisaan Ki Biwi Ne Fir Usko Karne Ko Bola.
Teen Baar Esa Ho Chuka Thha, Par Beta Jawan Thha Chauthi Baar Bhi Uper Chadd Gaya.
Par Budhe Kisaan Ki Gaand Fatt Chuki Thhi, So Vo Utha Aur Parde Ki Side Pe Jake Bete Se Bola.
Beta Kahe Ko Competition Kar Raha Hai, Maa To Teri Hi Chud Rahi Hai

Confusing Words

An Elderly Couple Had Been Dating For Some Time And Decided It Was Finally Time To Marry.
Before The Wedding, They Had A Long Conversation Regarding How Their Marriage Might Work.
They Discussed Finances, Living Arrangements And So On.
Finally The Old Man Decided It Was Time To Broach The Subject Of Their Physical Relationship.
How Do You Feel About Sex?” He Asked, Rather Hopefully.
Well, I’d Have To Say I Like It Infrequently,” She Responded.
The Old Guy Paused… Then He Asked, “Was That One Word Or Two?

Saturday 15 October 2011

Do You Want To Try 69 Position Too?

Once A Girl Is Quite Fantasized About “69“.
She Has A Regular Boyfriend And They Have Never Done It Before.
One Day She Invites Her Boyfriend To Her Apartment For Romantic Dinner.
After Heavy Dinner, She Tells Him That She Wants To Do “69″.
But The Boyfriend Doesn’t Have Any Idea About What Is 69.
Girlfriend Gets Upset But Thinks That She Can Teach Him How To Do 69.
She Asks Him To Lay Down… And She Then Lays On Top Of Him In Reverse Direction So As In 69.
The Boyfriend Is Confused But Is Eager To Know About 69. So He Does As The GF Tells Him To Do.
They Lay Down In This Position For About 2 Min.
She Is Thinking That He Will, By The Time, Get Excited By This.
But Suddenly The GF Has To Let Go One Fart… Directly On Her BF’s Face.
GF Quickly Apologizes And Asks Him To Stay In That Position For Some More Time.
After One Min She Has To Let Go One Another Fart…. This Time Bigger Than The Previous.
The BF Quickly Throws Her Away, Gets Up, Starts Dressing Up And Yells At Her..
If You Think I Am Gonna Take 67 More Like This, You Are Mad

Ek Acha Aur Sachha Dost

Swami Lunnacharya Ji Farmate Hai
Ek Acha Aur Sachha Dost Larki Ke Brazier Ki Tarha Hota Hai.
1.Comfortable
2.Supportive
3.Tight Se Pakre
4.Girne Se Bachae
Or
5.Hamesha Dil K Qarib Rahe

Sania Mirza Ne Paksitani Make Hi Life Partner Kyu Banaya

Dosto Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Sania Mirza Ne Paksitani Make Hi Life Partner Kyu Banaya.
Because She Knows That An Enemy Can Fuck Better Than Friend…

Ek Saaf Suthra SMS

No Lunn
No Gaand
No Phuddi
No Boobs
No Choot
No Chudai Na Ksi Ki Behn Ko Lunn
Na Kisi Ki Maa Ki Choot,
Kyunki Aj Saf Suthra Sms Bhejne Ka Dil Kar Raha Thha