Pandit Bhi Pura Harami Tha

Ek Pandit Shadi Ke Phere Karwa Raha Tha, Wo Thode Se Mantar Bolta Aur Dulhan Ke Baap Se Paise Maang Leta,
Ladki Ka Baap Preshan Ho Gaya, Aur Man Hi Man Sabak Sikhane Ka Socha.
Pandit Ne Phir Koi Mantar Pada Aur Bola.
Pandit: “51 Rupaye Nikaliye”
Ladki Ke Baap Ne Dheere Se Apna Land Nikala Aur Bola: “Lo”
Pandit Bhi Ek Number Ka Harami Tha, Usne Tedhi Nazar Se Use Dekha Aur Bola.
Pandit: “Yajmaan Kanya Ke Hath Mein De Dijiye“

Gussa To Aayega Hi

Question: “Wo Kon Sa Kaam Hai Jo Hum Khud Kare To Koi Baat Nahi Par Dusra Kare To Gussa Aata Hai?”
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Answer: “Gand Mein Ungali“

Paisa Bolta Hai

Ek Aadmi Bank Mein Jata Hai Aur Lady Clerk Se Bolta Hai.
Aadmi: “Bhenchod, Mere Ko Account Kholna Hai”
Lady Clerk: “Sir, Tamiz Se Baat Kijiye”
Aadmi: “Tamiz Ki Maa Ki Choot, Account Koun Kholega?”
Clerk Manager Ko Complaint Karne Gayi.
Manager Bahar Aya Aur Gusse Mein Aadmi Se Puchta Hai.
Manager: “Kya Problem Hai Aap Ko?”
Aadmi: “Bhenchod, Meri 100 Crore Ki Lottery Lagi Hai, Is Ki Maa Ko Chodu Kaha Rakhu Ye Paise?”
Manager Muskurate Hue Lady Clerk Ko Jane Ko Bolta HaiAur Aadmi Se Kahta Hai.
Manager: “Aaiye Sir, Aap Is Randi Se Baat Mat Kijiye Main Aap Ka Account Open Karta Hoon”
Moral: Paisa Bolta Hai