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Saturday 11 February 2012

Paisa Bolta Hai

Ek Aadmi Bank Mein Jata Hai Aur Lady Clerk Se Bolta Hai.
Aadmi: “Bhenchod, Mere Ko Account Kholna Hai
Lady Clerk: “Sir, Tamiz Se Baat Kijiye
Aadmi: “Tamiz Ki Maa Ki Choot, Account Koun Kholega?
Clerk Manager Ko Complaint Karne Gayi.
Manager Bahar Aya Aur Gusse Mein Aadmi Se Puchta Hai.
Manager: “Kya Problem Hai Aap Ko?
Aadmi: “Bhenchod, Meri 100 Crore Ki Lottery Lagi Hai, Is Ki Maa Ko Chodu Kaha Rakhu Ye Paise?
Manager Muskurate Hue Lady Clerk Ko Jane Ko Bolta HaiAur Aadmi Se Kahta Hai.
Manager: “Aaiye Sir, Aap Is Randi Se Baat Mat Kijiye Main Aap Ka Account Open Karta Hoon
Moral: Paisa Bolta Hai

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