Ek Aadmi Bank Mein Jata Hai Aur Lady Clerk Se Bolta Hai.
Aadmi: “Bhenchod, Mere Ko Account Kholna Hai”
Lady Clerk: “Sir, Tamiz Se Baat Kijiye”
Aadmi: “Tamiz Ki Maa Ki Choot, Account Koun Kholega?”
Clerk Manager Ko Complaint Karne Gayi.
Manager Bahar Aya Aur Gusse Mein Aadmi Se Puchta Hai.
Manager: “Kya Problem Hai Aap Ko?”
Aadmi: “Bhenchod, Meri 100 Crore Ki Lottery Lagi Hai, Is Ki Maa Ko Chodu Kaha Rakhu Ye Paise?”
Manager Muskurate Hue Lady Clerk Ko Jane Ko Bolta HaiAur Aadmi Se Kahta Hai.
Manager: “Aaiye Sir, Aap Is Randi Se Baat Mat Kijiye Main Aap Ka Account Open Karta Hoon”
Moral: Paisa Bolta Hai
Aadmi: “Bhenchod, Mere Ko Account Kholna Hai”
Lady Clerk: “Sir, Tamiz Se Baat Kijiye”
Aadmi: “Tamiz Ki Maa Ki Choot, Account Koun Kholega?”
Clerk Manager Ko Complaint Karne Gayi.
Manager Bahar Aya Aur Gusse Mein Aadmi Se Puchta Hai.
Manager: “Kya Problem Hai Aap Ko?”
Aadmi: “Bhenchod, Meri 100 Crore Ki Lottery Lagi Hai, Is Ki Maa Ko Chodu Kaha Rakhu Ye Paise?”
Manager Muskurate Hue Lady Clerk Ko Jane Ko Bolta HaiAur Aadmi Se Kahta Hai.
Manager: “Aaiye Sir, Aap Is Randi Se Baat Mat Kijiye Main Aap Ka Account Open Karta Hoon”
Moral: Paisa Bolta Hai
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