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Friday 6 April 2012

Divorced But Still Virgin

On The Wedding Night.
Wife: “Hey Be Gentle Please .. Its My First Time On Bed
Husband Shocked: “What? But You Have Been Divorced Three Times
Wife: “Yes
My 1st Husband Was A “PhilosopherHe Only Talked About It.
2nd Was “GynecologistHe Just Kept Looking At It.
3rd Was “EngineerHe Needed A Year To Design A New Way To Do It.
And You Are A “Politician” So This Time I Know I Am Going To Be “Fu-Ked” Like The Whole Country.

Jaisa Baap Vaisa Beta

Ek Din Santa Ne Bade Dukhi Mann Se Apne Baap Ko Dukhda Sunaya.
Santa: “Papa, Mene Biwi Ko S.M.S Kiya Ke Main Aaj Raat Ko Ghar Pahunch Jaunga
Ghanta Singh: “Firr??
Santa: “Main Ghar Aaya To Wo Kisi Aur Ke Sath Bister Pe Thi
Ghanta Singh Kuch Sochte Hue: “Beta, Dil Chhota Na Kar Sms Nahi Mila Hoga
 

Beware Of Doctors

A Lady Died Of Aids Because Her Doctor Made A Mistake In Prescription.
He Wrote, Make Frequent Changes In ‘Males‘ Instead Of ‘Meals‘ Beware Of Doctors.

Hindu Ladke Se Shadi Karne Ke Fayde

Muslim Ladki Ke Fayde Ek Hindu Ladke Se Shaadi Karne Ke.
Burkhe Se Aajadi,
7-8 Deliveries Se Rahat,
Talak Ka Koi Khatra Nahi,
Saaf Daadi Wala Pati Aur Puri Lulli.