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Monday 20 February 2012

Darr Ke Aage Hi Jeet Hai

Santa Banta Ek Din Samunder Ke Kinare Ghoom Rahe The.
Achanak Se Ek Nangi Angrejan Ladki Unke Aage Aa Gayi.
Santa Ne Use Dekha Aur Dekhte Hi Dar Ke Baag Gaya.
Banta Ghar Aya To Usne Dare Hue Santa Se Puchha
Banta: “Oye, Tu Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bhag Kyun Gaya Tha?
Santa Rote Hue: “Maa Kahti Hai, Nangi Ladki Ko Dekhne Se Patthar Ban Jaoge, Aur Mera Ek Hissa Kadak

Priye Tumhe Kya Ghum Hai?

Ek Mota Bijli Wala Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Tha.
Par Uski Patni Khush Nahi Dikh Rahi Thhi, Kuch Der Ye Dekhne Ke Baad Usne Pucha.
Mistri: “Bolo Priye Tumhe Kya Ghum Hai?
Patni: “Swami Ji, Load Jyada Aur Voltage Kam Hai