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Sunday 5 February 2012

Pahle Sex Ke Bad Ladkiya Kyu Roti Hai?

"Ladki Ne Pahli Bar Sex Kiya Aur Fir Rone Lag Gayi, Par Kyu? Jan Ne Ke Liye Pade Ye Joke."
Pehli Bar Sex Karne Ke Baad Ladki Dar Se Kabhi Apni Chut Ko Aur Kabhi Ladke Ko Lund Ko Dekh Kar Rone Lagi.
Ladka Bada Hairan Hua Aur Usne Puchha: “Kya Hua?
Ladki: “Jab Andar Gaya To 6 Inch Ka Tha Bahar Aaya To Teen 3 Inch Ka Ho Gaya, Baki Kahan Hai?

Inspector Ki Gaand Kyu Maari?

"Hamare Pyare Khan Sahab Ne Ek Inspector Ki Gaand Mar Li, Aayiye Pade Ki Adalat Main Khan Sahab Ne Kya Wajah Pesh Ki Uski Gand Marne Ki."
Khan Adalat Mein Apne Case Ki Sunvai Par Aata Hai, Judge Khaan Se Puchta Hai,
Judge: “Khan, Tumne Inspector Ki Gaand Kyu Maari?
Khan Khush Hote Hue: “Judge Sahab, Inspector Ne Hum Ko Hukum Diya Thha Ke Hathiyaar Daal Do Humne Daal Diya