Baniye Logo Ki Delivery Itni Sasti Kyu?

Ek Hospital Ke Aage Ek Note Pe Likha Tha Yahan Normal Delivery 500/- Rupaye Mein Hoti Hai Aur Baniye Ki 10/- Rupaye Mein,
Ek Pandit Ne Ye Note Pada Aur Hairan Hokar Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Puchha.
Pandit: “Hamari Itni Mehengi Aur Baniye Ki Itni Sasti Kyun?”
Doctor: “Kyun Ki Hamein Baniye Ki Delivery Mein Jayda Kaam Nahi Karna Padta Hai”
Pandit: “Wo Kaise ?”
Doctor: “Hum Dilevery Ke Samaye Choot Ke Aage 1/- Ka Sikka Dikhate Hai, Aur Baccha Apne Aap Bahar Aa Jata Hai“

What A Tester

In An Alcohol Factory The Regular Taster Died And The Director Started Looking For A New One To Hire.
A Drunkard With Ragged – Dirty Look Came To Apply For The Position.
The Director Of The Factory Wondered How To Send Him Away! They Tested Him
They Gave Him A Glass With A Drink – He Tried It And Said, “It’s Red Wine, A Muscat, Three Years Old, Grown On A North Slope, Matured In Steel Containers.” That’s Correct Said The Boss.
Another Glass. “It’s Red Wine, Cabernet, Eight Years Old, A Southwestern Slope, Oak Barrels” “Correct”
Now, The Director Was Astonished – Amazed
He Winked At His Secretary To Suggest Something. She Brought In A Glass Of Urine.
The Alcoholic Tried It ! “It’s Of A Blonde -26 Years Old- Pregnant ! Probably Third Month Now – And If You Don’t Give Me The Job, I’ll Tell Who The Father Is !“
He Got The Job