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Monday 16 April 2012

Cricket Ka Deewana Shayar

Mere Lund Ki Bowling Ne Uski Choot Ka Wicket Gira Diya,
Mere Lund Ki Bowling Ne Uski Choot Ka Wicket Gira Diya,
Lekin Taqdir To Dekho…
Uske Baap Ne Abortion Karwa Ke Meri Ball Ko No-Ball Kara Diya.

Tum Logo Ka Hi To Hai

Pappu Ek Din Sadak Par Khada Hokar Peshab Kar Raha Tha.
Ek Ladki Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Boli: “Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati?
Pappu: “Sharm Wali Kon Si Baat Hai, Aap Ke Liye Hi To Isko Utha Rakha Hai, Hamne Kon Sa Gaand Mein Lena Hai

Laga Rah Mere Dost Laga Rah

Jahaan Dosti Waha Pyar,
Jaha Pyar Waha Ishq,
Jaha Ishq Waha Mohabbat,
Jaha Mohabbat Waha Chudai,
Jaha Chudai Waha Dard,
Jaha Dard Waha Zandu Baam,
Ab Sirfrs 19 Rupaye Mein Laga Rah.