Wahh Kya Baat Kahi Santa Ne

Girl Friend Romantic Mood Mein Santa Se Puchti Hai.
Girl Friend: “Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho?”
Santa: “Bahut Jyada”
Girl: “Tum Mujhe Itna Pyaar Kyu Karte Ho?”
Santa: “Free Di Fuddi Jo Leni Hai“

Oversmart Wife And Smart Husband

Oversmart Wife: “If I Sleep With Your Most Loving & Close Friend, What Will Be The First Thought In Your Mind?”
Smart Husband: “You Are A Lesbian“

Haye Mera Imandar Beta

Ek Ladka Cement Factory Mein Kaam Karta Tha,
Ek Din Uske Baap Ne Usko Bola.
Baap: “Ghar Banwana Hai, 25 Bori Cement La De”
Ladka: “Nahi, Mein Bhut Imandaar Hoon”
Baap: “Achha, Toh Tu 15 Bori Hi La De”
Ladka: “Nahi, Meri Office Mein Achhi Image Hai”
Baap: “Toh Phir 5 Bori Hi La De”
Ladka: “Nahi, Mein Nahi La Sakta”
Baap: “Ek Bori To La Hi Sakta Hai Na?”
Ladka: “Samjha Karo Na Mein Nahi La Sakta”
Baap Kuch Soch Kar: “Achha Fir Ek Mutthi Bhar Cement Hi La De”
Ladka Hairani Se: “Aap Ek Mutthi Cement Ka Kya Karoge?”
Baap: “Teri Maa Ki Chut Par Lagaunga, Taki Koi Dusra Imandaar Beta Peida Na Ho“

Why Doggy Style Is So Popular?

Why Does Doggy Style Become So Popular Among Couples,
After 10-12yrs Of Marriage Because In That Position She Can Read Her Book & He Can Watch TV.

This Is Our Ishtyle

A Dog Asked A Cat: “Why Do You Hide When You Are Having Sex?”
Cat Replied: “Because We Don’t Want Humans To Copy Our Style,  They’ve Already Copied Yours“

Choti Nunni Wala

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Logo Ko Pata Hai Ki Hamare Ek User Aur Baba Saxidas Ke Chele Davender Ka Lund Bada Chhota Hai.
Jab Uski Shadi Hui To, Shadi Ke Agle Din Uski Patni Gusse Mein Aake Us Se Boli.
Patni: “Mujhe Talaak Dede”
Davender: “Kyu Kya Hua Jaanu?”
Patni: “Jitni Teri Nunni Hai, Usse Badi To Hamare Padosi Ki Zubaan Thi“

TV Dekhne Se Sab Kuch Nahi Aata

Santa Ki Wife TV Dekh Rahi Hoti Hai Toh Santa Usko Kehta Hai.
Santa: “Kya Din Raat Cooking Show Dekhti Rehti Hai?”
Wife: “Aap Chup Hi Raho To Achha Hoga, Aapko Kya”
Santa: “Arrey, Fir Bhi Tujhe Khana Banana Toh Aata Hi Nahi Hai”
Wife: “Aur Aap Bhi Toh Din Raat Blue Film Dekhte Rehte Ho, Maine Kuch Kaha?“

Salesman Se Bargaining Thik Nahi

Ek Baar Ek Lady Panty Or Bra Kharidne Jati Hai, Woh Salesman Se Kehti Hai.
Lady: “Mujhe Bra Aur Panty Dikhaiyega”
Salesman: “Ek Minute Madam, Yeh Lijiye Aapke Size Ki Hi Mene Nikali Hai”
Lady: “Kya Price Hai ?”
Salesman: “Dekhiye Bra Aur Panty Ko Mila Ke Aapke 350/- Ho Gaye”
Lady: “Dekho Kuch Kam Kro Na”
Salesman: “Dekhiye Maine Bra Mein Apka Dil Rakh Liya Or Ab Aap Panty Mein Meri Juban Rakh Lo“

Free Ka Doodh Kon Pilaye?

Ek Aadmi Doodh Bechne Wali Aurat Ke Paas Jata Hai Aur Usse Maje Lene Ke Liye Puchta Hai.
Aadmi: “Tum Doodh Free Mein Pilaogi”
Doodhwali Bhi Syani Thhi Sun Kar Boli “Haan, Pi Lo Lekin Malai Nikalne Ke 1000 Lungi“

Matalabi Ladke

After Sex Girl Apne Boyfriend Pappu Se Puchti Hai.
Girl: “Jaanu Tum Mujhse Shaadi Kab Karoge?”
Pappu: “Darling, Do Idli Aur Ek Medu Wada Ke Liye, Koi Pura Hotel Kharidta Hai Kya?“

Hijde Ki Deshbhakti

Ek Hijde Ko Deshbhakti Ka Bada Shonk Thha, Ek Bar Usne Socha Ki Main Bhi Army Join Kar Lu.
Wo Army Ke Sare Test Pass Kar Gaya Par Medical Mein Doctor Bola.
Doctor: “Aapka To Lund Hi Nahi Hai, Aap Naukri Kaise Kar Paoge?”
Hijda Gusse Mein Aake Bola- “Kyun Doctor Sahab, Aapko Goli Chalwani Hai Ya Apni Maa Bahan Bhi Chudwani Hai“

Daag To Achhe Hai, Surf Excel Hai Na

Pappu Ek Din Pair Fisalne Ki Wajah Se Naali Mein Gir Gaya
Ek Ladki Ne Usko Dekha Aur Muskura Ke Boli
Ladki: “Surf Excel Hai Na, To Daag Achhe Hai”
Pappu Girne Ki Wajah Se Vese Hi Tension Mein Thha Ye Sun Kar Bola.
Pappu: “Daag Itne Hi Achhe Lagte Hai To Whisper Na Lagaya Kar“

Jee Rahe Hai Hum Unki Yaad Mein

Chodumal Khan Sahab Apni Girlfriend Ke Chhod Jane Ke Bad Uski Yaad Mein Dube Rahte Thhe.
Aur Isi Baat Pe Ek Din Unhone Shayari Likh Di.
Zindagi Par Blue Filmo Ka Saaya Hai,
Choot Ka Sukh Humne Kaha Paya Hai,
Hum To Sust Rahte Hai Kisi Ki Yaad Mein.
Log Samjhte Hai Ki Aaj Fir Muth Mar Ke Aya Hai