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Friday 24 February 2012

Then Who Are You?

A Lady On Phone: “Hello Sushl , Sir I Want To Meet & Talk To You. You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids.
Stunned & Shocked Man Screamed: “Oh My God, I Am Married And So Careful With Modern Prevention Tactics And How Could This Happen To You? You Can Ruin Me, Are You Sonam?
Lady Replied: “No
Man: “Anjali
Lady: “No, No
Man: “Rashii?
Lady: “No, No, No
Man: “Harsha?
Lady: “No, No, No, No
Man: “Priya?
Lady: “No…………………….Ooooooo
Lady In Confusion: “Sir, I Am The Class Teacher Of Your Son

Arrey Wah, Aaj To Bhudapa Pension Mil Hi Gayi

Pati Khushi Khushi Ghar Aya Aur Biwi Ko Awaj Dekar Bola.
Pati: “Arey Rahul Ki Maa Sunti Ho, Mujhe Seene Ke Safed Baal Dikhane Pe Bhudapa Pension Mili Hai
Biwi: “Pant Ki Zip Khol Ke Dikha Dete To Viklaang Bhatta Bhi Mil Jaata