Pages

Sunday 26 February 2012

Aalsi Pati Ke Bahane

Nayi Nayi Shadi Hone Ke Do Din Baad Pati Office Se Aya To Patni Aate Hi Boli.
Patni: “Sunte Ho Jara Washing Machine Ka Plug Badal Do Kaam Nahi Kar Raha
Pati Bola: “Main Electrician Hun Kya?
Patni Agle Din Phir Pati Ko Bolti Hai.
Patni: “Sunte Ho Jara Toonti Tapak Rahi Hai Thoda Ise Kas Do
Pati Bola: “Main Koi Plumber Hoon Kya?
Agle Din Fir Patni Bolti Hai
Patni: “Darwaja Kafi Hill Raha Hai Ismein Do Keel Hi Thok Do”
Pati Bola: “Main Koi Carpenter Hoon Kya?
Agle Din Jab Wo Ghar Aata Hai To Dekhta Hai Ki Washing Machine, Tonti Aur Darwaja Teeno Hi Theek Ho Chuke The,
Aur Uski Patni Ne Use Koi Kaam Karne Ko Nahi Kaha To Wo Apni Patni Se Puchta Hai,
Pati: “Ye Teeno Cheezein Kaise Theek Hui?
Patni Boli: “Samne Wale Padosi Ka Ladka Kisi Kaam Se Idhar Aaya Tha To Wo Bola Ki Wo Teeno Cheezon Ko Theek Kar Sakta Hai Par Uske Badle Mein Mujhe Use Chut Deni Padegi Ya Phir Achha Sa Cake Bana Kar Khilana Padega, Wo Hi Ye Teeno Cheezein Theek Kar Ke Gaya Hai
Pati Bola: “Hmm, To Fir Tumne Use Kon Sa Cake Bana Kar Khilaya?
Patni Boli: “Cake? Kaisa Cake? Main Koi Cook Hoon Kya?

What Is That?

Rambha Has Big,
Simran Has Small,
Girls Have,
Boys Do Not Have,
What Is That?
The Answer Is Alpabet ‘R

Jaat Paat Mein Kya Rakha Hai?

Ek Baar Teen Aadmi Jinko Apni Jaati (Cast) Maloom Nahi Thi, Sawami Lunnacharya Ke Paas Jate Hai Aur Bole.
Sawami Ji Hum Teeno Ko Hamari Jaati Maloom Nahi Hai, Kripa Karke Hamari Jaat Bata Dijiye.
Ab Apne Sawami Ji The To Tharki Hi, Kafi Dino Se Koi Aurat Nahi Fasi Thi To Socha Ki Aj Inse Hi Kam Chala Leta Hu
Sawami Ji Bole Ki Tum Teeno Apne Kapde Utar Kar Khade Ho Jaao.
Sabse Pahle Ka Number Aaya, Sawami Bole: “Beta, Tere Aage Baal Nahi Hai, Piche Khadde Mein Baal Hai To Tu Khandelwal Hai
Ab Dusre Ka Number Aaya, Sawami Ji Bole: “Beta, Tere Khadde Mein Baal Nahi Hai Aage Baal Hai To Tu Agrawal Hai
Ab Teesre Ka Number Aaya, Sawami Ji Ne Dekha Ki Na Uske Aage Baal Hai Aur Na Hi Peeche.
To Sawami Ji Ne Uski Gaand Marna Shuru Kar Diya, Wo Aadmi Bola: “Sawami Ji, Bahut Dukhta Hai
To Sawami Lunnacharya Bole: “Beta, Fir Tu Gupta Hai

Raat Ko Sex Achha Hota Hai?

Pati Ko Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Thhi Aur Bechaini Se Karvate Badal Raha Tha.
Akhir Raha Na Gaya To Biwi Se Bola.
Pati: “Janu, Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai, Thoda Sa Sex Ho Jaye?
Biwi Khud Kisi Baat Pe Pareshan Thi, Ye Sun Kar Bhadak Kar Boli.
Biwi: “Kyu Madharchod, Meri Chut Mein Kya Neend Ki Goliya Bhari Hai Jo Tujhe Neend Aa Jayegi?

Friday 24 February 2012

Then Who Are You?

A Lady On Phone: “Hello Sushl , Sir I Want To Meet & Talk To You. You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids.
Stunned & Shocked Man Screamed: “Oh My God, I Am Married And So Careful With Modern Prevention Tactics And How Could This Happen To You? You Can Ruin Me, Are You Sonam?
Lady Replied: “No
Man: “Anjali
Lady: “No, No
Man: “Rashii?
Lady: “No, No, No
Man: “Harsha?
Lady: “No, No, No, No
Man: “Priya?
Lady: “No…………………….Ooooooo
Lady In Confusion: “Sir, I Am The Class Teacher Of Your Son

Arrey Wah, Aaj To Bhudapa Pension Mil Hi Gayi

Pati Khushi Khushi Ghar Aya Aur Biwi Ko Awaj Dekar Bola.
Pati: “Arey Rahul Ki Maa Sunti Ho, Mujhe Seene Ke Safed Baal Dikhane Pe Bhudapa Pension Mili Hai
Biwi: “Pant Ki Zip Khol Ke Dikha Dete To Viklaang Bhatta Bhi Mil Jaata

Thursday 23 February 2012

Sachi Dosti Ka Ek Example

Golu & Molu Bahut Achhe Dost Thhe Par Achanak Ek Hi Din Dono Mar Jate Hai Aur Ikathe Narak Mein Pahunchte Hai.
Golu Ne Molu Ko Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Pucha.
Golu: “Abe Tu Kaise Mara?
Molu: “Thand Se, Aur Tu?
Golu: “Mene Aatam Hatya Ki
Molu: “Kyu Be, Tu To Achha Bhala Tha Aur Khusi Se Jee Raha Thha?
Golu: “Yaar, Mujhe Laga Meri Biwi Ka Kisi Se Affair Hai, Ek Din Shaq Hone Pe Chaapa Maara Par Koi Nahi Tha, Sharm Ke Mare Maine Aatm-Hatya Kar Li
Molu Ne Golu Ko Zor Se Thapad Mara Aur Bola.
Molu: “Bhonsdi Ke Agar Fridge Khol Ke Dekha Hota, To Na Tu Sharm Se Marta Aur Na Mein Thand Se

Nari To Hai Nark Ka Dwar

Kisi Bahut Bade Vidwan Aur Bramhchari Ne Kaha Hai
Nari Nari Mat Kar Murkh, Nari To Hai Nark Ka Dwar.
Nari Nari Mat Kar Murkh, Nari To Hai Nark Ka Dwar.
Kush Bhi Hogi To Kya Degi, Mal Mutra Ka Dwar.
Plz Ladkiyon Naraz Mat Hona It’s Just A Joke But I Like That Dwar Very Much.

Allah Meharban To Gadha Pehalwan

Do Mulle Aapas Mein Padosi The, Ek Din Ek Ne Dusre Se Puchha
Pahla Mulla: “Yaar, Tumhare 10 Bachhe Kaise?
Dusra Mulla: “Kuch Nahi Sab Allah Ka Hath Hai
Pahla Mulla Uske Niche Dekh Kar Bola: “Abe Lungi Theek Kar, Allah Ka Hath Dikh Raha Hai

Tharki Pandij Ji, Sawad Kam Lo

 
Ek Moti Aurat Mandir Mein Mannat Mangne Gayi.
Usne Mandir Mein Matha Tekne Ke Baad Pandit Se Kaha.
Aurat: “Pandit Ji, Main Aaj Idhar Bahut Badi Aas Leke Aayi Hun
Pandit: “Haan Ji Mene Dekha, Jab Aap Matha Tek Rahe The

Tuesday 21 February 2012

Achhi Aur Buri Ladki Mein Farak

What Is The Difference Between Good Girl And Bad Girl?
Good Girl Ghar Ja Kar Soti Hai Aur Bad Girl So Kar Ghar Jati Hai.
Good Girl Mandir Jati Hai Aur Bad Girl Mandir Ke Pichhe Jati Hai.
Good Girl Bolti Hai “Dinner Ke Liye Shukriya”, Bad Girl Bolti Hai “Subha Nashte Mein Kya Hai”
Good Girls Loosen A Few Buttons When It’s Hot, Bad Girls Make It Hot By Loosening A Few Buttons.
Good Girls Never Consider Sleeping With The Boss, Bad Girls Never Do Either, Unless He’s Very, Very Rich.
Good Girls Say, “No, Bad Girls Say, “When?”
Good Girls Only Own One Credit Card And Rarely Use It, Bad Girls Only Own One Bra And Rarely Use It.

Bhaag D.K. Bhaag

Ek Ladke Ka Naam Deepak Kumar Tha. Is Liye Sab Use D.K. Keh Kar Bulate The.
Ek Baar Usne Apne School Ki Race Mein Participate Liya.
Uske Pitaji Bhi Race Dekne Aaye The. Jaise Hi Race Shuru Hui Uske Pitaji Chilane Lage: “Bhag D.K. Bhag D.K.”
To School Ki Principal Boli: “Ye English Medium School Hai Yaha Par Sirf English Bolo
To Uske Pitaji Kuch Sochne Ke Baad Bole: “Run D.K. Run D.K. Run D.K.

Monday 20 February 2012

Darr Ke Aage Hi Jeet Hai

Santa Banta Ek Din Samunder Ke Kinare Ghoom Rahe The.
Achanak Se Ek Nangi Angrejan Ladki Unke Aage Aa Gayi.
Santa Ne Use Dekha Aur Dekhte Hi Dar Ke Baag Gaya.
Banta Ghar Aya To Usne Dare Hue Santa Se Puchha
Banta: “Oye, Tu Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bhag Kyun Gaya Tha?
Santa Rote Hue: “Maa Kahti Hai, Nangi Ladki Ko Dekhne Se Patthar Ban Jaoge, Aur Mera Ek Hissa Kadak

Priye Tumhe Kya Ghum Hai?

Ek Mota Bijli Wala Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Tha.
Par Uski Patni Khush Nahi Dikh Rahi Thhi, Kuch Der Ye Dekhne Ke Baad Usne Pucha.
Mistri: “Bolo Priye Tumhe Kya Ghum Hai?
Patni: “Swami Ji, Load Jyada Aur Voltage Kam Hai

Sunday 19 February 2012

Ek Dhamaka Offer

Dhamaka Offer… Dhamaka Offer… Dhamaka Offer…
Purana Underwear Do, Aur Naya Underwear Le Jao.
Naye Underwear Ke Sath Sath, Ek Lund Bhi Free Le Jaye,
Pehle 50 Khush Naseebon Ki Gaand Bhi Free Mein Maari Jayegi.

Bachhe Bahlana Itna Asaan Nahi Hai Ab

Ek Doctor Muslim Bache Ke Khatne Ke Liye Aaya.
Bachhe Ka Dhayan Bhatkane Ke Liye Doctor Ne Usko Bola.
Doctor: “Beta, Wo Dekho Upar Sone Ki Chidiya
Bachha Gusse Se Bola: “Chidiya Gayi Maa Chudane, Tu Niche Dekh, Tatte Mat Kaat Diyo

English Juban Ki Problem

Ek Dakiye Ki Nokari Ke Akhiri Din Thha, Vo Ek Ghar Mein Chithi Dene Gaya.
To Ghar Ki Malkin Ne Use Ander Bulaya Nashta Karvaya Aur, Khane Ke Baad Bister Pe Le Jake Tasalli Baksh Sex Kiya.
Uske Baad Usne Use 100/- Rupaye Diye.
Dakiya Bechare Ne Hairan Pareshan Ho Kar Aurat Se Pucha: “Hey Bhagwaan, Ye Sab To Bahut Achha Raha, Lekin Ye 100/- Rupaye Kisliye?”
Aurat Ne Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya: “Vo Aaj Aapki Naukri Ka Akhiri Din Tha To Mene Apne Pati Se Pucha Tha Ki Aapke Liye Kya Karna Chahiye
To Pati Bole: “Fuck Him, Use 100/- Rupaye Dedo, Par Nashte Ka Vichar Mera Tha

Bhagwan Ke Liye Ab Bas Bhi Karo

Ek Ladka Apni Premika Ke Sath Bahar Gumane Ke Baad Use Ghar Tak Chodne Aata Hai,
Jab Ve Ghar Ke Darwaaje Par Pahunchte Hai To Ladka Apna Ek Hath Diwaar Par Tika Kar Thoda Jhukta Hua Premika Se Bola.
Ladka: “Janu, Kya Tum Mera Lund Chus Sakti Ho?
Ladki Hairani Se: “Kya Tum Pagal To Nahi Ho Gaye Ho?
Ladka: “Chinta Mat Karo, Ye Fatafatt Ho Jayega, Koi Samasya Nahi Hai
Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Nahi Nahi, Koi Dekh Lega, Koi Rishtedaar Ya Padosi
Ladka: “Raat Ke Is Samaye Koi Nahi Dekhega
Ladki: “Mene Pehle Hi Keh Diya, Nahi Matlab Nahi
Ladka: “Yaar, Is Ek Chote Se Kaam Ke Liye Kyu Tadpa Rahi Ho Mujhe, Raat Ko Mujhe Chain Ki Neend Aa Jayegi.
Ladki: “Nahi
Ladka: “Meri Jaan Aisa Mat Karo Please
Tabhi Ladki Ki Choti Bahan Uljhe Baal Lekar, Night-Dress Mein Aakhein Malte Hue Darwaje Par Aayi Aur Boli.
Bahan: “Dady Ka Kahna Hai Ki Tum Uska Lund Chus Lo, Ya Phir Main Choos Doon, Nahi To Wo Khud Aakar Choosenge, Magar Bhagwaan Ke Liye Apne Boyfriend Se Kaho Ki Door Bell Se Apna Hath Hata Le

Saturday 18 February 2012

GHAZAL-E-SEX.

GHAZAL-E-SEX.
By naughty girl friend...
Mai teri bahon me anaa chati hun,
Apne lips tere lips se milana chahti hun.
Apne gore tan se utaar k sab kapre,
Mai tere bistar ko sajana chahti hun.
Tuje apni chhati ka nazara Dikha k,
Usey tere hathon se dabwana chahti hun.
Apni dono tangon ko thoda sa khol k,
Apni sharm-gah mai Dikhana chahti hun.
Meri sharm-gah ko sehlana tum apni zuban se,
Aaj is ka lutf bhi mai uthana chati hun.
Muje tum bistar pe lejakar ragad dalo,
Qyuki aaj mai
Sirf chudwana chati hun.
Sirf chudwana chahti hun..
Sirf chudwana chahti hun...!

Friday 17 February 2012

Pyar Mein Galti Karna Galat Hai

Kafi Time Tak Affair Chalne Ke Baad Ek Din Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Kaha.
Ladka: “Hum Dono Kafi Time Se Sath Hai Aur Agar Bhagwan Ne Chahaa To Aur Hum Mile To Shadi Kar Lenge, Aur Kuch Galat Ho Gaya To Alag Ho Jayenge
Ladki Kuch Soch Kar Boli: “Par, Galti Kis Ke Paas Rahegi?

Cant Sex Today

Husband Climbs On The Bed Naked Wanting To Get Really Saucy With His Wife.
To His Dismay, The Wife Told Him That She Has Headache.
The Husband Then Got Off Bed Went To The Kitchen And Came Back.
Then Told Her, “Okay, I Have Powdered My Dick With Aspirin. You Want To Take It Orally Or As Injection

Thursday 16 February 2012

Gabbar Aur Sambha Ki Story

Gabbar Shooting Karte Hue Sambha Se Bolta Hai.
Gabbar: “Gande
Samba: “Tu Ganda
Gabbar Gusse Se: “Gande
Samba: “Tu Ganda
Gabbar Gusse Se: “Abbey Bhonsdi Ke Gun De Gun

Different Stages Of Girl’s Age

You Know What Is The Difference Between Girls Aged:- 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?"
At 8: “You Take Her To Bed And Tell Her A Story
At 18: “You Tell Her A Story And Take Her To Bed
At 28: “You Don’t Need To Tell Her A Story To Take Her To Bed
At 38: “She Tells You A Story And Takes You To Bed
At 48: “You Tell Her A Story To Avoid Going To Bed
At 58: “You Stay In Bed To Avoid Her Story
At 68: “If You Take Her To Bed, That’ll Be A Story

Wednesday 15 February 2012

Muth Marte Pakde Jane Pe Kya Bahana Mare?

Pappu Ek Din Class Ke Darwaje Ke Pass Wale Bench Pe Betha Muth Mar Raha Thha.
Achanak Uski Madam Class Mein Aa Jati Hai Aur Use Esa Karte Dekh Leti Hai.
Is Se Pahle Madam Kuch Bolti, Pappu Fatafatt Bola.
Pappu: “Mam, 100 Saal Jiyogi Aap.

Bhai Aur Bhabhi Ka Pyara Rishta

Santa Roz-Roz Office Ki Canteen Ka Khana Kha Kar Bore Ho Chuka Tha,
Aaj Uska Man Ghar Ja Kar Apni Biwi Ke Hath Ka Khana Khane Ko Kar Raha Tha,
Santa Bin Bataye Ghar Aaya To Usne Dekha Ki Biwi Palang Par Nangi Leti Hui Hai, Pasina Nikal Raha Hai Aur Saans Fool Rahi Hai.
Santa Ne Apni Patni Se Pucha: “Kya Hua?
Biwi: “Dil Gabra Raha Hai, Jaldi Se Doctor Ko Bulao
Santa Doctor Ko Bulane Bhaga To Pappu Ne Darwaje Par Santa Ko Roka Aur Bola.
Pappu: “Papa, Chachu Bed Ke Niche Nange Chupe Hai
Santa Wapis Aaya, Bed Ke Niche Dekha Aur Apne Bhai Ko Nikal Kar Gusse Se Bola.
Santa: “Bhosdi Ke, Teri Bhabhi Ko Heart Attack Aaya Hai Aur Tu Nanga Ho Ke Bed Ke Niche Chupa Hai Saale

Jiski Mile Le Lo, Moka Na Chhodo

"Dosto Kabhi Kabhi Hum Bada Achha Moka Chhod Dete Hai, Par Life Mein Esa Moka Dobara Mile To Chhodna Nahi."
Ladki Ki Lo, Ya Aurat Ki…
Jawan Ki Lo, Ya Budhi Ki…
Jaha Jiski Mile Le Lo…
Kyu Ki…
Pata Nahi Kab Kis Ki “Dua Kaam Aa Jaye

Girlfriend Ke Honto Ki Tarif

Chodumal Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Date Mar Ke Vapis Aaye Aur Itne Khush The Ki Ek Shayari Likh Dali.
Us Ne Honton Se Chuu Kar…
Loude Pe Nasha Kar Diya…
Lund Ki Baat To Aur Thi Yaaro,
Usne To Jhanton Ko Bhi Khada Kar Diya.

Ek Shikari Aisa Bhi

Ek Shikaari Jungle Mein Shikaar Karne Gaya, Par Kafi Dhundne Ke Baad Use Koi Jaanwar Nahi Mila,
Time Pass Ke Liye Usne Socha Ki Chalo Muthh Hi Maar Leta Hoon.
Shikaari Muthh Maarne Lag Gaya To Ek Sher Ne Use Dekha Aur Bhaga Bhaga Ghar Vapis Aya Aur Sare Janwar Ikathe Kar Liye.
Sher: “Sab Jaan Bacha Ke Bhag Jao Ek Shikaari Aaya Hai
Lomdi Boli: “To Kya Hua Ismein Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai, Vo To Roj Hi Aate Hai?
Sher Rote Hue Bola: “Mene Bade-Bade Shikaari Dekhe Lekin Aisa Shikaari Kahi Nahi Dekha, Isne Apni Bandook 70-80 Baar Load Kar Li Hai Ab Pata Nahi Ek Saath Kitne Fire Karega Behnchod Ka

Question To Vakiye Hi Sochne Ka Hai

Galileo Ne Padne Ke Liye Diye Ka,
Graham Bell Ne Mombbati Ka Aur,
Shakespeare Ne Sadak Ke Lamp-Posto Ka Sahara Liya Tha.
Mere Samajh Mein Ye Nahi Aata Hai?
Ke
Din Mein Ye Saale Gaand Marvate The Kya.

Explain Rape In Simple Words

Santa Was Asked To Explain “Rape
He Said: “It Is A Very-Very Difficult Job, It Is Something Like Playing Golf With A Moving Hole

Monday 13 February 2012

Valentines Day Gift – Rape Se Kaisi Bacha Jaye?

Chinki Ab Umar Mein 18 Saal Ki Ho Chuki Thhi.
Ek Din Uski Maa Ne Socha Ki Aaj Iski Pariksha Leti Hu.
Maa: “Chinki, Maan Lo Ki Tum Kisi Andheri Aur Tang Gali Se Raat Ke Waqt Gujar Rahi Ho, Aur Samne Se Koi Aadmi Tumahare Samne Aa Jata Hai, Aur Uske Iraade Bhi Nek Nahi Hai To Tum Kya Karogi?
Chinki Kuch Sochkar Boli: “Main Us Aadmi Ko Apne Kareeb Aane Ko Kahoongi
Maan Hairan Hokar: “Phir?
Chinki: “Phir Main Use Shirt Utarne Ko Kahungi
Maan: “Hey Bhagwan, Phir?
Chinki: “Phir Main Apni Skirt Upar Uthaungi, Ya Apni Top Ke 2 Button Kholungi
Maan: “Hey Bhagwan Mujhe Apne Paas Bula Le, Phir?
Chinki: “Phir Main Use Pent Nichhe Karne Ko Kahoongi
Maan Lagbhag Behosh Hoti Hue: “Kamini Phir Kya Karegi?
Chinki: “Karna Kya Hai, Mene Us Aadmi Ki Pent Nichhe Sarkwa Di Thi, Main To Sar Par Paanv Rakh Kar Bhagungi, Aur Aadmi Apni Paanvon Tak Giri Pent Mein Fans Kar Gir Padega
—————-
To Meri Pyariyo Mitar Ladkiyo (Girl-Friends) Ko Valentines Day Pe Chota Sa Gift..
Ye Joke Kaisa Laga Aapko Batana Jarur. Mujhe Bahut Si Complaints Milti Hai Ki Main Hamesha Ladkiyo Ki Beizzti Pe Hi Jokes Likhta Hun.
Aaj Se Main Ab Ladkiyo Ki Puri Care Karunga Aur Unki Tarif Mein Bhi Jokes Likha Karunga. :)
Ab Meri Koi Girl Friend To Hai Nahi Na Jo Mujhe In Cheez Ka Pata Ho, Isliye Umeed Karta Hun Ki Is Valintines Day Pe Aap Mein Se Koi Na Koi Kanya Jarur Mujhe Ye Suhana Avsar Degi ( Ek Se Jyada Bhi Ho Jaye To Bhi Chalengi :p)

Santa’s Wedding Invitation

"You All Are Invited On Santa's Marriage ... :)"
Santa Fixed His Marriage On 2nd March.
He Sent Invitation To His Friends:
Marriage Is On March 2nd But Please Come On 1st Night We All Will Enjoy.

Why This Chodaveri Chodaveri Chodaveri Di

"Sexy Remake Of Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Di"
Why This Chodaveri Chodaveri Chodaveri Di…
“GF In Room Room, Wearing Bra White,
Nipple Color Light Light, Mine Lund Tight”
Why This Chodaveri Chodaveri Chodaveri Di…
“Hand La Bra, Bra Da Boobs, Boobs Full Milk.
Wetty Choot, Lund Come, Sex Like Silk.
Boobs Boobs, Sexy Boobs, I Want Suck Now.
Choot Choot, Wetty Choot, I Want Fuck Now”
“Guys M Fucking Now, She’s Screaming Now…
This Message Is For Chodu Boys, We Don’t Have Choice”
Why This Chodaveri Chodaveri Chodaveri Di…

Sunday 12 February 2012

Molvi Ji Ka Upaye, Paap Maaf Karvane Ka

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ek Molvi Ji Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola.
Aadmi: “Molvi Ji, Koi Upaaye Batao, Mujhse Paap Ho Gaya Hai
Molvi: “Kya Hua Bachha Kaisa Paap
Aadmi: “Molvi Ji, Mene Kal Ek Billi Ke Sath Sex Kar Liya Abb Main Kya Karoon?
Abb Ye Mamla Molvi Ji Ke Samne Bhi Pahli Baar Aaya Tha,
Molvi Bole: “Kal Aana Main Soch Kar Bataunga
Agle Din Wo Aadmi Molvi Ke Paas Gaya Par Molvi Ko Dekhkar Hairan Ho Gaya
Molvi Ke Kapde Fate Hue The Aur Shareer Par Kayi Jagah Chot Ke Nishan The.
Aadmi Ne Darte Darte Puchha: “Molvi Ji, Aapne Kya Socha?
Molvi Hanfte Hue Bole: “Upaaye To Baad Mein Bataunga Par, Tu Ye Bata Ki Tune Billi Ko Kaboo Kaise Kiya Tha?

Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai?

Santa Ka Beta Pappu Ek Din Us Se Puchhta Hai
Pappu: “Papa Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai?
Santa: “Nahi Beta, Tujhe Kisne Kaha?
Pappu: “Agar Nahi Aata To Aap Raat Ko Mummi Se Kyon Keh Rahe Thhe Ki Chal Ab Ghodi Ban Ja.

Sab Wakeel Ek Jaisi To Nahi Hote

Kachahri Mein Kafi Beedh Thi, Achanak Ek Aadmi Aya Aur Chillata Hua Bola
Aadmi: “Saare Wakeel Chutiye Hote Hai
Wo Aas-Paas Dekhta Hai Ki Use Chunoti Dene Wala Koi Hai Ya Nahi
Piche Betha Ek Aadmi Utha Aur Uske Paas Aakar Uske Kandhe Par Thap-Thapa Kar Bola.
Aadmi: “Apni Baat Wapas Lo
Pahla Aadmi: “Kyo Kya Tum Bhi Wakeel Ho?
Dusra Aadmi: “Nahi Main Chutiya Hoon

Santa Aur Ramleela

Santa Ko Natak Mein Arjun Ka Role Mila,
Jab Natak Shuru Hua To Santa Arjun Ke Roop Mein Aaya,
Logo Ne Shor Kiya: “Pagdi Wala Arjun…….Pagdi Wala Arjun
Santa Bola: “Bhosdi Walo, Abhi Do Minute Pehle Lund Wali Dropadi Aayi Thi, Tab Saare So Rahe The Kya?

Valentine’s Day Pe Shayari Girlfriend Ke Liye

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ki Valentine’s Day Pe Apni Girlfriend Ko Sunayi Gayi Ek Shayari
Barish Ho Aur Zameen Gili Na Ho,
Dhup Nikle Aur Sarson Pili Na Ho,
To Phir Aap Ne Kaise Soch Liya Ki,
Neend Mein Aap Ki Yaad Aaye Aur Kachha Geela Na Ho.

Saturday 11 February 2012

Pandit Bhi Pura Harami Tha

Ek Pandit Shadi Ke Phere Karwa Raha Tha, Wo Thode Se Mantar Bolta Aur Dulhan Ke Baap Se Paise Maang Leta,
Ladki Ka Baap Preshan Ho Gaya, Aur Man Hi Man Sabak Sikhane Ka Socha.
Pandit Ne Phir Koi Mantar Pada Aur Bola.
Pandit: “51 Rupaye Nikaliye
Ladki Ke Baap Ne Dheere Se Apna Land Nikala Aur Bola: “Lo
Pandit Bhi Ek Number Ka Harami Tha, Usne Tedhi Nazar Se Use Dekha Aur Bola.
Pandit: “Yajmaan Kanya Ke Hath Mein De Dijiye

Gussa To Aayega Hi

Question: “Wo Kon Sa Kaam Hai Jo Hum Khud Kare To Koi Baat Nahi Par Dusra Kare To Gussa Aata Hai?
Socho-Socho ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Answer: “Gand Mein Ungali

Paisa Bolta Hai

Ek Aadmi Bank Mein Jata Hai Aur Lady Clerk Se Bolta Hai.
Aadmi: “Bhenchod, Mere Ko Account Kholna Hai
Lady Clerk: “Sir, Tamiz Se Baat Kijiye
Aadmi: “Tamiz Ki Maa Ki Choot, Account Koun Kholega?
Clerk Manager Ko Complaint Karne Gayi.
Manager Bahar Aya Aur Gusse Mein Aadmi Se Puchta Hai.
Manager: “Kya Problem Hai Aap Ko?
Aadmi: “Bhenchod, Meri 100 Crore Ki Lottery Lagi Hai, Is Ki Maa Ko Chodu Kaha Rakhu Ye Paise?
Manager Muskurate Hue Lady Clerk Ko Jane Ko Bolta HaiAur Aadmi Se Kahta Hai.
Manager: “Aaiye Sir, Aap Is Randi Se Baat Mat Kijiye Main Aap Ka Account Open Karta Hoon
Moral: Paisa Bolta Hai

Friday 10 February 2012

Sex Ka Mood Thha Shayad

"Ganja Aadmi Gar Aakar Biwi Ke Sare Kapde Utarne Laga, Biwi Ne Socha Ki Aaj To Jamkar Sex Karne Ka Mood Hai. Par Asal Mein Kya Aisa Thha?"
Rajan Kumar Jo Bachpan Se Ganje The Ek Din Jab Ghar Gaye To Aate Hi Apni Biwi Ke Kapde Utarne Lage,
Biwi Samjh Gayi Aaj Jaroor Tasalli Baksh Thukayi Hogi Aur Khush Hone Lagi.
Jab Biwi Ke Saare Kapde Utar Diye To Rajan Kumar Ne Use Utha Kar Apne Sar Par Betha Liya.
Biwi Hairan Hote Hue: “Rajju Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Wo Bina Kuch Bole Use Lekar Aaine Ke Samne Khada Ho Jata Hai Aur Kahta Hai.
Rajan Kumar: “Darling, Main To Ye Dekha Raha Tha Ki Mere Ganje Sar Par Gungrale Baal Kaise Lagenge?

Subha Se Sham, Sham Se Subha Sirf Pyar Karo

"Jyada Pyar Karne Wali Ladkiyo Ko Unke Ashiq Dwara Diya Gaya Ek Jawab."
Santa Ke College Time Mein Uski Ek Premika Santa Ko Bade Pyar Se Boli.
Premika: “Darling, Shaadi Ke Baad Tum Mujhe Subha Se Lekar Shaam Tak, Shaam Se Lekar Subha Tak Pyaar Karna
Santa Hairani Se: “Abe Sali, To Fir Main Tatti Kab Karunga?

Very Soon Women Will Pay Men To Suck Their Breasts

Very Soon Women Will Pay Men To Suck Their Breasts. Buy Why and How ??"
Very Soon Women Will Pay Men To Suck Their Breasts.
BBC Homepage Top News Story:
Doctors Recommend That Women Reduce The Risk Of Breast Cancer, By Having Their Breasts Sucked.
It Is Said That Regular Sucking Of The Breast Lowers The Risk Level.
Help Save A Life Today, Suck Some Boobs Today.
Men, Please Save Women.
We Will Save Tigers Later.
Send This To All Responsible Men, & To Ladies Who Are Unaware Of The High Risk.

Thursday 9 February 2012

Jyada Bachhe Kyu Hai?

"Ek Aurat Ke 10 Bachhe Dekh Kar Ek Aadmi Se Raha Nahi Gaya Aur Usne Iska Reason Puch Liya. Ab Socho Aurat Ne Kya Jawab Diya Hoga?"
Ek Bas Mein Admi Aur Aurat Ek Hi Seat Par Baithe Hote Hai. Admi Aurat Se Puchta Hai.
Admi: “Aapke Kitne Bachhe Hai?
Aurat: “Mere 10 Bache Hai
Admi: “Matlab Ki Apki Jameen Achhi Upjau Hai
Aurat: “Bhonsdi Ke, Meri Jameen Upjau Nahi, Mera Kisan Mehanti Hai

Wednesday 8 February 2012

Bholi Bhali Surat Par Mat Jana Re

"Kafi Din Affair Chalne Ke Baad Jab Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Sex Ka Bola To Socho Ladki Ne Kya Jawab Diya Hoga ?"
Hamare Ek Dost Anuj Ke Pados Mein Ek Ladki Rahti Thhi, Bholi Bhali Surat Dekh Kar Usne Usko Fasa Liya.
Ab Dates Pe Jane Ka Silsila Chal Nikla, Kafi Time Tak Ye Chalta Raha Ek Din Anuj Ne Himmat Karke Ladki Ko Kaha
Anuj: “Darling Hamko Aise Hi Ghumte Hue Kaafi Din Ho Gaye Hai Ab Hamein Kuch Aage Bhi Badna Chahiye
Ladki: “Kya Matlab?
Anuj: “Agar Tumhe Koi Aitraaz Na Ho To Main Tumhare Sath Sex Karna Chahta Hun
Ladki: “Ye Kaam To Mene Aaj Tak Kisi Ke Sath Bhi Nahi Kiya
Anuj: “Achha, To Kya Tum Abhi Tak Virgin Ho?
Ladki: “Nahi Mera Matlab Tha Ki Mene Aaj Tak Kisi Ko Aitraaz Nahi Jataya

Ajeeb Question Ka Ajeeb Jawab

Class Mein Teacher Santa Se Puchta Hai.
Teacher: “Ye Kitaab Kiski Hai?
Santa: “Kagaz Ki Hai
Teacher: “Bhosdi Ke Ye To Main Bhi Janta Hoon
Santa: “To Madarchod Fir Puch Kyu Raha Hai?

Dada Ji Ki To Mauj Ho Gayi

Ek Bachha Apne Dada Ke Sath Park Mein Khel Raha Tha. Tabhi Ek Kenchua Bill Se Bahar Aaya Aur Rengne Laga.
Bachha: “Dadaji Is Kenchue Ko Wapas Mitti Ke Usi Chedh Mein Daal Do Jahan Se Ye Nikla Hai
Dadaji: “Nahi Beta Ye Sambhav Nahi Hai Dekhte Nahi Ho Kenchua Kitna Narm Hai??
Bachha: “Lagi 100 Rupaye Ki Shart?
Dadaji: “Theek Hai Lag Gayi
Bachha Andar Gaya Aur Ek Hair Spray Le Kar Aaya Aur Us Kenchue Par Chidak Diya.
Kenchua Lakdi Ki Tarah Sakhat Ho Gaya Aur Bachhe Ne Use Wapas Usi Jagah Daal Diya Jaha Se Wo Nikala Tha.
Dadaji Turant Wo Hair Saprey Apne Hath Mein Lekar Ander Gaye Aur Kuch Der Baad Wapas Aaye.
Dadaji: “Ye Lo 500 Rupaye Tum Sharat Jeet Gaye
Bachha: “Par Dadaji Sharat To Keval 100 Rupaye Ki Thi
Dadaji: ” Beta Mene To 100 Rs Hi Diye Hai, 400 Rs Tumahari Dadi Ne Diye Hai

Pata Hai Aisi Cheez Ka?

Wo Kya Hai Jo Har Aadmi Ke Pass Hota Hai?
Kisi Ka Chhota?
To Kisi Ka Bada Hota Hai?
Shaadi Ke Baad Apni Biwi Ko Deta Hai?
Jaroor Kuch Ganda Hi Soch Rahe Ho Tum Log,
Par Aisa Kuch Nahi Hai, Vo Cheez Hai
Surname

Monday 6 February 2012

Suhagrat Ka Exprience Kaisa Thha.

"Pati Ki Suhagrat Thi Aur Vo Sex Se Bilkul Anjaan Tha, To Aage Kya Hua Jan Ne Ke Liye Pade Ye Joke."
Pati Suhaag Raat Ke Din Patni Ko Chodne Se Pahle Bhagwan Se Praathna Karta Hai
Pati: “Hey Bhagwan Mein Pahli Baar Suhag Raat Manane Ja Raha Hoon Mujhe Exprience Dena
Patni Apne Pati Ki Prathna Sunte Hi Boli.
Patni: “Suno Ji Aap Kewal Bhagwan Se Takt Mango Exprience Mere Paas Bahut Hai

Chasmein Aur Bra Mein Smantayein

"Chasme Aur Bra Dono Hi Ek Tarha Se Jarurat Pe Kaam Aane Wali Cheeze Hai, Janiye Kis Tarha Aur Kya Samantaye Hai Dono Mein."
Chasmein Aur Bra Mein Adbhut Smantayein:
Pehli: Dono Ki Banawat Ek Si Hai.
Dusri: Ek Ko Najar Aane Ke Liye Pehna Jata Hai, Dusre Ko Najar Mein Lane Ke Liye Pehna Jata Hai.
Teesri: Umar Aur Upyog Ke Sath-Sath, Dono Ka Number Bhi Badh Jata Hai.
Chothi: Chasma Utarne Ke Baad Aankhein Mich-Micha Jati Hai, Bra Utarte Hi Aankhein Choundhiya Jati Hai.

Ladkiya Kaisi Chudti Hai?

"Ladkiya Kaisi Chodi Jati Hai Aur Chodne Ke Baad Kya Hota Hai, Pade Is Choti Si Shayari Mein"
Chodi Jaati Hain Ladkiyan…
Salwaar Utarne Ke Baad…
Waah Waah Waaaaaah
Aage…
Ab Aage Kya?
?
?
?
Wapas Pehen Leti Hai Chud Jaane Ke Baad

Sunday 5 February 2012

Pahle Sex Ke Bad Ladkiya Kyu Roti Hai?

"Ladki Ne Pahli Bar Sex Kiya Aur Fir Rone Lag Gayi, Par Kyu? Jan Ne Ke Liye Pade Ye Joke."
Pehli Bar Sex Karne Ke Baad Ladki Dar Se Kabhi Apni Chut Ko Aur Kabhi Ladke Ko Lund Ko Dekh Kar Rone Lagi.
Ladka Bada Hairan Hua Aur Usne Puchha: “Kya Hua?
Ladki: “Jab Andar Gaya To 6 Inch Ka Tha Bahar Aaya To Teen 3 Inch Ka Ho Gaya, Baki Kahan Hai?

Inspector Ki Gaand Kyu Maari?

"Hamare Pyare Khan Sahab Ne Ek Inspector Ki Gaand Mar Li, Aayiye Pade Ki Adalat Main Khan Sahab Ne Kya Wajah Pesh Ki Uski Gand Marne Ki."
Khan Adalat Mein Apne Case Ki Sunvai Par Aata Hai, Judge Khaan Se Puchta Hai,
Judge: “Khan, Tumne Inspector Ki Gaand Kyu Maari?
Khan Khush Hote Hue: “Judge Sahab, Inspector Ne Hum Ko Hukum Diya Thha Ke Hathiyaar Daal Do Humne Daal Diya

Friday 3 February 2012

Mard Ke Sukhi Jeevan Ke 5 Secerets

Baba Sexidas Ji Ke Purushon Ke Sukhi Jivan Ke Liye Paanch Sutar:
Aapke Paas Aisi Istri Ho – Jo Ghar Ka Kaam Kare, Khana Banaye Aur Kapde Dhoye.
Aapke Paas Aisi Istri Ho – Jo Aapko Hansaye Aur Khush Rakhe.
Aapke Paas Aisi Istri Ho – Jis Par Aap Vishvaas Kar Sake Aur Jo Apse Jhooth Na Bole.
Aapke Paas Aisi Istri Ho Jo – Aapko Pyar Kare Aur Sex Mein Har Tarha Ke Aanand Ka Anubhav Karaye.
Akhiri Aur Sabse Mehtavpurn Baat – Uprokt Charo Istriya Ek-Dusre Se Katai Parichit Na Ho.

Women’s Best Black Mailing Instrument

According To William Sexfear Girls Use Their Boobs As A Black Mailing Instrument…
They Show Half Of It…
And Men Will Do Anything…
.
.
.
.
.
To See Remaining Half…

Swapandosh Ka Side Effect

Ek Kuwari Ladki Ko Bachha Ho Gaya.
Premi: “Ye Kaise Ho Gaya?
Premika Pyar Se: “Jaanu, Jis Raat Tumhe Swapan Dosh Hua Tha To Mere Bluetooth On Tha

Thursday 2 February 2012

Paise Ki Deewani Har Ladki

Pappu Ke College Mein Ek Badi Hi Sunder Ladki Aayi, Use Dekh Ke Pappu Ki Laar Gutne Tak Pahunch Gayi.
Ab Vo Ye Jugaad Karne Mein Lag Gaya Ki Isko Kaisi Chodu.
Ab Har Koi Janta Hai Ki Paisa Bado Bado Ki Kamjori Hai.
Ek Din Papu Ladki Ko Bola: “Agar Tum Mujhe Apne Ek Boob Pe Bite (Chakki) Marne Do To Tumhe 1 Lac Rs Dunga
Ladki Ne Kuch Socha Aur Tyar Ho Gayi.
Pappu Le Gaya Hotel Aur Uske Kapde Utar Ke Usko Chodna Aur Boobs Ko Chooma Chatna Shuru Kar Diya
Ladki Kuch Der Bad Tang Aa Kar Boli: “Tum Boobs Pe Bite Kyu Nahi Kar Rahe?
Pappu: “Na Ji Na Vo Bahut Mahnga Hai, Itni Meri Aukat Kahan

Figure Zero Crazyness

One Girl Was So Crazy For “Figure Zero”,
She Did Excessive Dieting & Got So Deadly Thin,
That She Had To Tattooed On Her Breast,
?
?
?
?
?
In Case Of Sex, This Side Is Front

Ladka Chahiye Ya Ladki

Pati-Patni Suhagraat Manane Apne Kamre Mein Jate Hai.
Jate Hi Pati Sex Ke Liye Shuru Ho Jata Hai, Pati Sex Karte Hue Bola,
Pati: “Ladka Nikalu Ya Ladki
Patni: “Tumhari Maan Ka Bhosda, Dard Se Meri Gand Fati Ja Rahi Hai Pehle Jo Dala Hai Vo To Nikal