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Tuesday 27 December 2011

You Are So Hot Baby

A Boy Touched His Girlfriend Boobs And Said.
Boyfriend: “You Are So Hot Baby
Girlfriend: “Saale Kamine, Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai

World’s Best Rehabilatation Center.

The Vagina Is The World’s Best Rehabilatation / Correction Center.
Even The Most Violent And Aggressive Penis Comes Out Humbled, Head Bowed And Reduced In Size.

Problem Solved

Pappu Ne Apne Baap Santa Ki Tambaku Ki Dibbiya Pe “Chut” Likh Diya.
Santa: “Abbe Sale Yeh Kya Likh Diya Hai
Pappu: “Arey Papa, Yeh Toh Mene Aapki Suvidha Ke Liye Likha Hai, Jidhar ‘Chu’ Hai Udhar Chuna Hai Aur Jidhar ‘T’ Hai Udhar Tambaku

Naye Andaaz Ka Naya SMS

Ek Husband Wife Ki Gand Pe Haath Fer Ke Ro Pada, Toh Wife Ne Puchha.
Wife: “Dear Aap Kyu Ro Rahe Ho?
Husband: “Tumhari Gand Pe Haath Fer Ke Aaj Usski Yaad Aa Gayi, Jo SMS Pad Raha Hai

Aunti Aapki Beti Itni Slim Kaise Hai?

Ek Ladke Ne Dekha Ki Usske Padose Ki Ladki Bahut Sexy Hai Toh Woh Ja Ke Uski Mummy Se Puchta Hai
Ladka: “Aunti Aapki Beti Itni Slim Kaise Hai?
Aunti: “Beta Meri Beti Salad Ki Bahut Shaukin Hai. Uske To Takiye Ke Niche Bhi Hamesha Muli, Gaajar Aur Kheera Hi Hota Hai

Mummy Raat Ko Karti Kya Hai?

Ek Baar Ek Baccha Apni Dadi Se Puchhta Hai.
Baccha: “Dadi, Mammi Kya Raat Main Murgiyo Ko Dana Khilati Hai Kya?
Dadi: “Nahi To
Baccha: “To Mammi Raat Mein Roj Aah Aah Aaah Aah Kyo Karti Hai

Tuesday 20 December 2011

How Much You Save?

Sindhi To Prostitute: “How Much For A Hand Job?”
Lady: “Rs 500/- Do You Want One?
Sindhi: “No… No, I Was Curious To Know How Much I Save When I Do It My Self

Suraj Ko Diya Dikhana Ka Example

Teacher Class Mein Pappu Se Hindi Ka Muhavra Puchti Hai.
Teacher: “Pappu Beta Suraj Ko Diya Dikhana Ka Koi Example Do
Pappu: “Madam, Yeh To Wahi Baat Ho Gayi Ke Hum Bhalu Ko Apni Jhantein Dikhaye

Vese Vo Kar Kya Rahe Thhe?

Kuch Aurte Bazar Mein Se Shopping Karke Ghar Vapis Aa Rahi Thhi
To Sadak Pe Ek Kutta Ek Kutti Ko Buri Tarha Se Chod Raha Thha.
1st Doctors Wife: “Wow,They Are Enjoying Life
2nd Lawyers Wife: “No, Its Rape
3rd Salesmans Wife: “Lagta Hai Kutta Aaj Hi Tour Se Vapas Aya Hai

Malika Ese Vese Scenes Mein Kaam Nahi Karti

Film Director Malika Sherawat Ko Suhagraat Ke Scene Ke Bare Mein Samjhata Hai.
Film Director: “Suhagraat Ka Scene Hai Aap Hero Ko Doodh Ka Glass Dengi?
Mallika: “Huh, Glass Se Hi Pilana Thha To Vidya Balan Ko Le Lete… Mujhe Kyun Liya

Tum Itni Achhi Idli Kaise Banate Ho?

Santa Idli Bana Ker Apni Patni Ko Deta Hai Toh Patni Kehti Hai.
Patni: “Tum Itni Achhi Idli Kaise Banate Ho?
Santa Usko Kuch Dikhate Hue: “Mere Pass Idli Banane Wala Kabda Hai
Patni Gusse Se: “Oye Sale Kameene, Ye Meri Bra Hai Wapis Kar

Waste Thing Attached To Your P3nis?

What Is The Waste Thing Attached To Your Penis?
Think Take Your Time
Haha Its You.

Rape Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Ek Callgirl Se Kisi Ne Pucha: “Rape Ka Matlab Kya Hai?
Callgirl Ne Jo Jawab Diya Vo Mujhe Wajib Laga, Vo Boli
Sahi Jagah Par Galat Aadmi

Mujhe Divorce Chahiye

Dhoni Ki Wife Ek Din Dhoni Ki Maa Se Boli.
Wife: “Mujhe Aap Ke Bete Se Divorce Chahiye
Maa Hairan Hokar: “Lekin Kyu Beti? Aisa Kya Ho Gaya?
Wife: “Kyu Ki Woh Har Roz Gloves Pehan Kar Ball Ko Pakadta Hai

Akbar Aur Birbal Ki Kahani

Akbar Ne Apni Raj Sabha Mein Birbal Se Pucha.
Akbar Ne Birbal Se Puchha: “Meri Munchh Pe Kitne Baal (Hairs) Hai?
Birbal Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “12450 Baal Hai
Akbar: “Dekh Lo Birbal, Agar Ek Baal Bhi Jyada Ya Kam Hua Toh? Teri Kher Nahi
Birbal: “Jahapnah, Agar Baal Jyada Ho To Samaj Lena Ki Begam Ke Zaante Ke Baal Muchh Mein Fas Gaya Aur Agar Kam Hai To Samaj Lena Ke Muchh Ke Baal Begam Ke Zaante Mein Fas Gaye

Difference Between A Girl And A PC ?

Whats A Difference Between A Girl And A PC ???
PC Wont Laugh At 3-Inch Floppy Disk

Sachii Deshbhakti

Nehru Ji Was Fucking Victoria, On Climax, Nehru Droped Semen On Bed.
Victoria: “Ander Kyu Nahi Nikala?
Nehru: “Gandhiji Ne Desi Maal Videsh Bhejne Ko Mana Kiya Hai

Friday 16 December 2011

Harami Log Ese Hote Hai

Ek Ladka Apni Patni Ko Lene Apni Sasural Gaya.
Ladki Ki Maan Ne Bistar Bichaya Aur Damad Ji Ko Boli: “Baitho Damad Ji
Damad: “Meri Gand Mein Itne Baal Hai Ki Bistar Ki Jarurat Hi Nahi
Saas Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Mein Bhadkati Hui Boli
Saas: “Tu Apne Bade Bhai Ko Bhejna, Tab Main Apni Beti Bhejungi, Tu To Ganda Hai
Do Din Baad Ladke Ka Bada Bhai Aaya To Maan Ne Sari Baat Bade Bhai Ko Batai.
Bade Bhai Ye Sun Ke Bola: “Jhutha Hai Sala, Parson Hi Maine Uski Gand Mari Ek Bhi Baal Nahi Thha
Maa Ne Ye Suna Aur Socha Sale Dono Bhai Harami Hai Boli: “Apne Baap Ko Bhejna, Tabhi Apni Ladki Bhejungi
Baap Aaya Maan Ne Kalpate Hue Sari Baat Baap Ko Batai.
Baap Bola: “Sale Dono Hi Nalayak Hai. Ek Baar Main Nadi Mein Naha Raha Tha Sala Mere Kapde Le Ke Bhag Gya
Maa Boli: “Hey Bhagvan, Aap Phir Ghar Kaise Aaye
Baap Bola: “Aise Kaise Aata, Kinare Pe Ek Gadha Khada Thha Uski Gand Mein Land Daal Ke Aaya
Maa Ne Jaisi Hi Baap Ke Muh Se Ye Suna Sir Thaam Liya Aur Socha: “Sala Pura Khandan Hi Kamina Hai, Main Abb Apni Ladki Nahi Bhejungi
Kuch Din Beet Gaye, To Damad Ke Gaanv Mein Se Ek Aadmi Ladki Ki Maa Se Mila Aur Bola
Aadmi: “Apne To Apni Ladki Nahi Bheji.
Maa Gusse Se Boli: “Kaisi Bhejti Un Kameeno Ke Ghar
Aur Iske Baad Ussne Sari Baat Usko Bata Di
Gaanv Wale Aadmi Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola: “Haan Sahi Kiya Aapne Vo Hai Hi Kamine
Maa Boli: “Kaise?
Aadmi Bola: “Ek Baar Main Seedhi Maangne Inke Ghar Gaya, Saalo Ne Nahi Di Jabki Rakhi Thi Ghar Mein Hi
Maa Ne Puncha: “Seedhi Ka Kya Karte Bhaiya?
Aadmi Bola: “Karta Kya Oont Ki Gand Marni Thi
Maa Chilla Ke Boli: “Hey Bhagwan Sala Ye Pura Gaanv Hi Harrami Hai

Samsya Ya Invitation?

Santa Ki Wife Apne Pati Se Pareshan Ho Kar Swami Lunnacharya Ke Pass Gayi.
Santa’s Wife: “Swami Ji, Mere Pati Roz Aadhi Raat Ko Ghar Se Chale Jate Hai
Swami Ji: “Isse Mein Aap Ki Samsya Samju, Ya Mere Liye Aap Ka Invitation?

Jaat Na Pucho Sadhu Ki

Ek Girl Apne Boyfriend Ki Undrwear Dekh Ke Boli.
Girl Gusse Se: “Tum Local Use Karte Ho Branded Nahi
Ladka Bhi Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Bhakt Thha, Jatt Se Bola
Ladka: “Jaat Na Pucho Sadhu Ki Puch Lo Gyan, Mol Karo Talwar Ki Fati Rehne Do Myan

Tuesday 13 December 2011

Women Hole, Most Difficult Golf Course In The World

The Most Difficult Golf Course In The World Is “Women Hole“.
Any Style You Play
As Many Shots You Try.
And As Much Perfection You Have.
You Can Never Get Your Balls In

Tazi Hawa Bachhe Ke Liye Zaruri Hai

Santa Ki Pregnent Biwi Preeto Chhat Pe Tange Khol Ke Leti Hui Thi.
Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairani Se Puchha
Santa: “Yeh Kya Kar Rahi Ho?
Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Dr. Ne Kaha Hai Ke Tazi Hawa Bache Ki Sehat Ke Liye Achi Hai.

Don Ka Pakadna Muskil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai

Don Film Ka Ek Scene Jiski Wajah Se Pata Chala Ki Apne Don Bhai Ke Ek Famous Dialog Ke Piche Raz Kya Hai
Jab Karina Ne Don Ki Pent Utari
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Tab Jaa Ke Pataa Chla Ke
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Don Ka Itna Chota Hai Ke
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Don Ka Pakadna Muskil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai

Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hai?

Ladkiyo Ki Class Mein Maths Teacher Poochti Hai.
Teacher: “Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hai?
Ladkiya Chup Rahi.
Teacher Ne Piche Bethi Chinki Ko Kaha
Teacher: “Chinki Tum Batao, Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hai?
Chinki Sharmate Hue: “Madam Ji, First Time Dalo To Bohat Dard Hota Hai Aur 2nd Bar Mein Maja Aata Hai

Drivero Ki Mauja Hi Mauja

Jabse Skoda Company Ne New Car Model “Laura” Launch Ki,
Tabse Skoda Ke Driver Bohat Khush Hain Kyun Ki,
Madam Kehti Hain: “Driver Laura Nikalo

What Would You Like To Have?

Girl: “My Left Leg Is Lunch And My Right Leg Is Dinner, What Would You Like To Have?”
Smart Pappu: “I Would Like To Have Snacks Between Lunch And Dinner

Haq To Santa Ka Bi Banta Hai

Bomb Blast Hone Per Minister Elaan Karta Hai.
Minister: “Bomb Blast Mein Marne Waalon Ko 5 Lakh Aur Zakhmi Ko 3 Lakh Dene Ka Elan Karta Hoon
Santa Awaz Sun Ke Bola: “Aur Jinki Damake Se Sirf Gaand Fati Unka Kya Hoga?

Jagha Dekh Ke Soch Samajh Ke Bolo

Santa Aur Ladki Ke Bich Suni Gayi Ek Baat
Girl: “Sir, What Do You Prefer? Breasts Or Legs?
Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Pussy
Girl Slapped & Said : “Sale Tu Randi-Khanne Main Nahi Khada, Yeh KFC Ka Counter Hai

What The Hell Are You Doing?

Three Pathans Were Stroking Their Cocks Very Fast & Very Hard In A Restaurant.
Waitress: “What The Hell Are You Doing?
Pathan: “We Are Hungry & The Menu Says First Cum First Serve

Mulla Ji Ki Khatiya

Mulla Ji Shehar Se Khatiya Khareed Ke Sir Par Rakh Kar Ghar Wapas Ja Rahe Thhe.
Raste Main Ek Dost Ne Pucha: “Kitne Ki Laye Ho?”
Mulla: “800 Rs Ki
Dost: “Marwa Aaye Gand Yahaan To 600 Rs Ki Mil Jati
Thodi Dur Chalne Par Ek Aur Dost Mila.
Dost: “Kitne Ki Laye Ho?
Mulla: “600 Rs Ki
Dost: “Marwa Aaye Gand Yahaan To 400 Rs Ki Mil Jati.
Mulla Ji Ne Suna Aur Chup Cha Chal Diye, Phir Ek Aur Dost Raste Mein Mil Jata Hai.
Dost: “Kahaan Se Aa Rahe Ho
Mulla Gusse Se: “Gand Marwa Ke Aa Raha Hoon
Dost Huste Hue: “Achha Apni Khatiya Bhi Sath Le Ke Jate Ho

Bhoot Ko Kaisi Bagaya Jaye

Santa Honeymoon Par Gaya Abhi Maza Aana Shuru Ho Hi Raha Thha Ke Santa Ke Kamre Mein Bhoot Aaya.
Bhoot To Santa: “Mein Tujhe Lene Aaya Hoon
Santa Usko Talne Ke Liye Bola: “Kal Aana Abhi Mein Busy Hoon
Bhoot: “Ha Ha Ha Bhoot Kabhi Kisi Ka Intezaar Nahi Karte
Santa: “Hmm, Ek Kaam Kar Pehle Jaa Ke Samundar Mein Machili Gin Kar Aa
Bhoot Gaya Aur 5 Seconds Mein Vapis Aa Gaya
Bhoot: “Ho Gaya
Santa: “Jaa Ke Taare Gin Kar Aa
Bhoot: “Ye Bhi Ho Gaya
Ab Bechara Santa Musibat Mein Fass Gaya
Santa Ki Patni Ye Sab Dekh Rahi Thhi, Usne Kuch Socha Aur Boli
Patni: “Aap Ruke, Mein Bhoot Ko Bejthi Hoon
Usne Bhoot Ko Side Mein Lejake Najane Kya Kaha Ki Bhoot Fir Vapis Nahi Aya
Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Us Se Puucha
Santa: “Yaar Subhe Ho Gayi Par Bhoot Abhi Tak Aya Nahi, Kahan Beja Hai Use
Patni Muskurati Hue Boli: “Bhoot Ko Choot Ka Baal Sida Karne Ko Diya

Poor Farmer

A Farmer Bought A Milking Machine.
Out Of Horniness And Curiosity, He Tried It On His Dick.
He Had A Great Cumming But His Penis Got Stuck.
He Couldn’t Get It Off So He Decided To Check Out The Machine’s Manual.
It Said: ”Auto-Releases After 20 Litres

Kabhi Tel Wala Bhi Ruka Hai?

Do Aurate Gali Mein Khadi Aapas Mein Baate Kar Rahi Hoti Hai Toh Tabhi Ek Tel Wala Aa Jata Hai.
Aik Aurat Dosri Aurat Se: “Woh Dekho Tel Wala Ja Raha Hai, Usse Rokna?
Dosri Aurat Sharmate Hue: “Kaisi Baat Karti Ho Behan Kabhi Tel Wala Bhi Ruka Hai?

Thursday 8 December 2011

Sach Bolne Wali Pahli Biwi

Husband Suhaag Raat Wale Din Apni Wife Se Poochta Hai.
Husband: “Abb Tak Kitno Ke Saath Soi Ho Sach Batana?
Wife: “Sach Keh Rahi Hu, Sirf Aap Ke Saath Soi Hu Baaki Sab Haraamzade To Sone Hi Nahi Dete The.

Jhagde Mein Bhi Maja

Pappu Ne Ladki Se Jhagda Karte-Karte Chut Mein Ungli Kar Di.
Ladki To Pappu: “Kamine Teri Yeh Himmat
Pappu: “Tu Ne Hi Toh Kaha Tha Ungli Neeche Kar Ke Baat Kar

Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls?

Chinki Ki Friend Ne Ek Din Us Se Puchha.
Friend: “Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls?
Chinki: “Because Boys Have Ball Bearings Between Their Legs To Reduce Friction

Never Done Anything Wild?

A Boy With Green, Red And Blue Hair Was Passing By.
When An Old Man Was Staring At Him: “Watzup Oldie Never Done Anything Wild?
Old Man: “Yes, Fucked A Peacock Once Was Wondering If You Are My Son

Friends, Keep In Touch

One Day A Sad Monkey Wanted To End His Life.
So, He Went Up To A Sleeping Lion And Put His Finger In The Lion’s Ass.
The Lion Woke Up Angry And Roared,
Lion: “Who Did That ? Who Has Called For His Death?
Monkey: “Its Me
Lion: “Did Anyone See You?
Monkey: “No
Lion: “Ok, Do It Again Bro !
Moral: “Akele Rah Rah Kar Jungle Ka Badshah Bhi Gandoo Ho Jata Hai. So Keep In Touch

Patni Hamesha Pati Ki Ijjat Rakhti Hai

Ek Bande Ki Suhagraat Thi, Vo Bade Aaram Se Sex Kar Raha Thha,
Par Uski Wife Jor Jor Se Cheekh Rahi Thhi, Banda Hairan Hua Aur Usne Puchha.
Banda: “Tum Itna Cheekh Kyun Rahi Ho?
Wife: “Bahar Tere Dost Khade Hai, Chutiye Teri Izzat Rakh Rahi Hoon

Why Are You Buying .. ?

Husband & Wife Go For Shopping.
Wife: “You Have Nothing In Your Head But Why Are You Buying Helmet?
Husband: “Yesterday You Purchased Bra, Did I Askd You Anything?

Sex Karne Se Hone Wali Problem

Santa Subah Subha Doctor Ke Paas Jata Hai Aur Rote Hue Bolta Hai.
Santa: “Dr, Saab Badi Tension Hai, Kal Raat Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kiya Thha Aur Aaj Peshab Hi Nahi Aa Raha Hai
Doctor Ne Check Kiya Aur Gusse Se Bola
Doctor: “Bhosdi Ke Pehle Lund Pe Se Condom To Utar Le

Choti Si Cheez Ke Liye Nakhre Kya Sahna

Pappu Meets His Father In Red Light Area.
Pappu: “Papa Aap Yahaan?”
Santa: “Bus Beta Ab 200 300 Rupaye Ki Cheez Ke Liye Teri Maa Ke Nakhre Nahi Sahe Jate

Tuesday 6 December 2011

Bechara Hijra

Ek Hijre Ne Maje Maje Mein i-Pill Tablet Kha Li.
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Socho Aur Batao Kya Hua Hoga?
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Andar Se Aawaaz Aayi, “Aapke System Par Ye Suvidha Uplabdh Nahi Hai

Thought Of The 2011

Kisi Ki Taraf Dosti Ka Haath Itni Jaldi Na Badhao,
Ho Sakta Hai Ussne Muth Maar Kar Hath Na Dhoye Ho.

Friday 2 December 2011

Wahh Kya Baat Kahi Santa Ne

Girl Friend Romantic Mood Mein Santa Se Puchti Hai.
Girl Friend: “Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho?
Santa: “Bahut Jyada
Girl: “Tum Mujhe Itna Pyaar Kyu Karte Ho?
Santa: “Free Di Fuddi Jo Leni Hai

Oversmart Wife And Smart Husband

Oversmart Wife: “If I Sleep With Your Most Loving & Close Friend, What Will Be The First Thought In Your Mind?
Smart Husband: “You Are A Lesbian

Haye Mera Imandar Beta

Ek Ladka Cement Factory Mein Kaam Karta Tha,
Ek Din Uske Baap Ne Usko Bola.
Baap: “Ghar Banwana Hai, 25 Bori Cement La De
Ladka: “Nahi, Mein Bhut Imandaar Hoon
Baap: “Achha, Toh Tu 15 Bori Hi La De
Ladka: “Nahi, Meri Office Mein Achhi Image Hai
Baap: “Toh Phir 5 Bori Hi La De
Ladka: “Nahi, Mein Nahi La Sakta
Baap: “Ek Bori To La Hi Sakta Hai Na?
Ladka: “Samjha Karo Na Mein Nahi La Sakta
Baap Kuch Soch Kar: “Achha Fir Ek Mutthi Bhar Cement Hi La De
Ladka Hairani Se: “Aap Ek Mutthi Cement Ka Kya Karoge?
Baap: “Teri Maa Ki Chut Par Lagaunga, Taki Koi Dusra Imandaar Beta Peida Na Ho

Why Doggy Style Is So Popular?

Why Does Doggy Style Become So Popular Among Couples,
After 10-12yrs Of Marriage Because In That Position She Can Read Her Book & He Can Watch TV.

This Is Our Ishtyle

A Dog Asked A Cat: “Why Do You Hide When You Are Having Sex?
Cat Replied: “Because We Don’t Want Humans To Copy Our Style,  They’ve Already Copied Yours

Choti Nunni Wala

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Logo Ko Pata Hai Ki Hamare Ek User Aur Baba Saxidas Ke Chele Davender Ka Lund Bada Chhota Hai.
Jab Uski Shadi Hui To, Shadi Ke Agle Din Uski Patni Gusse Mein Aake Us Se Boli.
Patni: “Mujhe Talaak Dede
Davender: “Kyu Kya Hua Jaanu?
Patni: “Jitni Teri Nunni Hai, Usse Badi To Hamare Padosi Ki Zubaan Thi

TV Dekhne Se Sab Kuch Nahi Aata

Santa Ki Wife TV Dekh Rahi Hoti Hai Toh Santa Usko Kehta Hai.
Santa: “Kya Din Raat Cooking Show Dekhti Rehti Hai?
Wife: “Aap Chup Hi Raho To Achha Hoga, Aapko Kya
Santa: “Arrey, Fir Bhi Tujhe Khana Banana Toh Aata Hi Nahi Hai
Wife: “Aur Aap Bhi Toh Din Raat Blue Film Dekhte Rehte Ho, Maine Kuch Kaha?

Salesman Se Bargaining Thik Nahi

Ek Baar Ek Lady Panty Or Bra Kharidne Jati Hai, Woh Salesman Se Kehti Hai.
Lady: “Mujhe Bra Aur Panty Dikhaiyega
Salesman: “Ek Minute Madam, Yeh Lijiye Aapke Size Ki Hi Mene Nikali Hai
Lady: “Kya Price Hai ?
Salesman: “Dekhiye Bra Aur Panty Ko Mila Ke Aapke 350/- Ho Gaye
Lady: “Dekho Kuch Kam Kro Na
Salesman: “Dekhiye Maine Bra Mein Apka Dil Rakh Liya Or Ab Aap Panty Mein Meri Juban Rakh Lo

Free Ka Doodh Kon Pilaye?

Ek Aadmi Doodh Bechne Wali Aurat Ke Paas Jata Hai Aur Usse Maje Lene Ke Liye Puchta Hai.
Aadmi: “Tum Doodh Free Mein Pilaogi
Doodhwali Bhi Syani Thhi Sun Kar Boli “Haan, Pi Lo Lekin Malai Nikalne Ke 1000 Lungi

Matalabi Ladke

After Sex Girl Apne Boyfriend Pappu Se Puchti Hai.
Girl: “Jaanu Tum Mujhse Shaadi Kab Karoge?
Pappu: “Darling, Do Idli Aur Ek Medu Wada Ke Liye, Koi Pura Hotel Kharidta Hai Kya?

Hijde Ki Deshbhakti

Ek Hijde Ko Deshbhakti Ka Bada Shonk Thha, Ek Bar Usne Socha Ki Main Bhi Army Join Kar Lu.
Wo Army Ke Sare Test Pass Kar Gaya Par Medical Mein Doctor Bola.
Doctor: “Aapka To Lund Hi Nahi Hai, Aap Naukri Kaise Kar Paoge?
Hijda Gusse Mein Aake Bola- “Kyun Doctor Sahab, Aapko Goli Chalwani Hai Ya Apni Maa Bahan Bhi Chudwani Hai

Daag To Achhe Hai, Surf Excel Hai Na

Pappu Ek Din Pair Fisalne Ki Wajah Se Naali Mein Gir Gaya
Ek Ladki Ne Usko Dekha Aur Muskura Ke Boli
Ladki: “Surf Excel Hai Na, To Daag Achhe Hai
Pappu Girne Ki Wajah Se Vese Hi Tension Mein Thha Ye Sun Kar Bola.
Pappu: “Daag Itne Hi Achhe Lagte Hai To Whisper Na Lagaya Kar

Jee Rahe Hai Hum Unki Yaad Mein

Chodumal Khan Sahab Apni Girlfriend Ke Chhod Jane Ke Bad Uski Yaad Mein Dube Rahte Thhe.
Aur Isi Baat Pe Ek Din Unhone Shayari Likh Di.
Zindagi Par Blue Filmo Ka Saaya Hai,
Choot Ka Sukh Humne Kaha Paya Hai,
Hum To Sust Rahte Hai Kisi Ki Yaad Mein.
Log Samjhte Hai Ki Aaj Fir Muth Mar Ke Aya Hai