What Is A Blue Film

Teacher: “What Is A Blue Film?”
Pappu: “It Is A Family Movie, Which The Whole Family Watches, But At Different Time“

Aapki Wife Ka Pura Naam Kya Hai?

Santa Ek Bar Interview Dene Gaya
Boss: “What’s Your Wife Name?”
Santa: “Sir, Preeto”
Boss: “What’s Her Whole Name?”
Santa Sochte Hue: “Sir, Hole Ka Naam To Rakha Nahi, Par Main Pyar Se Fuddi Kehta Hoon

Akbar Birbal Ki Kahani Sachhe Wali

Akbar Ne Apni Begum Ko Surprise Dene Ki Sochi,
Or Ussne Apne Niche Ke Baal Katwa Diye,
Akbar Raat Ko Chupke Se So Gaya
Nind Mein Begum Ne Jab Hath Fera Toh Boli
Arrey Birbal Tum Kab Aaye

Chote Bachhe Bhi Tharki Ho Gaye

Pados Mein Rahne Wale 7 Saal Ke Chote Ladke Chuunu Ka Land Khada Kar Aunty Boli.
Aunty: “Beta, Mere Niche Chhed Hai Isse Andar Daal Kar Hilao Toh Mein Tumhe Toffee Doongi”
Chunnu: “Agar Aap Isse Mooh Mein Lekar Chooso To Main Aapko Choclate De Dunga.“

Aap Bhi Apni Problem Baba Ji Ko Bataye

Rakshi Sawant Ne Ek Bar Socha Ki Vo Bhi Kisi Pandit Ya Jyotish Ke Pas Jakar Apni Kismat Check Karvaye.
To Ja Pahunchi Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Aur Boli.
Rakhi Sawant: “Baba Ji, Kya Mere Hath Mein Dhan Ki Rekha Hai?”
Ab Apne Baba Saxidas Bhi Muh pe Baat Kah Dete Hai, Muskuraye Aur Bole
Baba Ji: “Bachha Haath Mein To Pata Nahi, Par Tumhari Salwar Mein To Jarur Hai“

Chhiiiiiiiiii Kitna Ganda Joke Hai

Hospital Mein Dekha Gaya Ek Scene.
Doctor Marij Ki Gaand Mein Ungli Karke Betha Thha.
Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Us Se Raha Nahi Gaya Aur Usne Akhir Doctor Se Puch Hi Liya.
Aadmi: “Dr Saab, Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”
Doctor: “Mareej Ko Ulti Kara Raha Hu”
Aadmi Ne Hairan Hoke Pucha: “Par Aisi Kaisi?”
Doctor: “Dekhta Ja, Abhi Ye Ungli Iske Muh Mein Dalunga Na, To Karega Na“

Har Koi Ek Jaisa Nahi Hota

Ek Baar Pati Or Uski Patni Decide Karte Hain Ki Sex Karne Ke Baad Gullak Mein Paise Dalenge.
After A Month. Pati Patni Gullak Kholte Hai.
Pati: “Maine 10/- Ke Note Dale Thhe, Yeh 500/-, 100/-, 50/- Ke Kahaan Se Aaye?”
Patni: “Har Koi Tumhari Tarah Kanjoos Thodi Hi Hota Hai“

Sab Sale Hawas Ke Puraji Hi Hai

Jaruri Nahi Ki Sirf Insaan Hi Sex Ke Deewane Ho, Jaanwar Bhi Sex Ko Pasand Karte Thai
Isi Tarha Jungle Mein Ek Din Gadhe Ko Tharak Chadi Hui Thhi, Himmat Karke Vo Sherni Ke Pass Gaya Aur Usko Bola.
Gadha: “I Love You, Darling”
Sherni Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Boli.
Sherni: “Chal Chal, Apni Shakal Dekhi Hai Tune, Nikal Idhar Se”
Gadha: “Abe Shakal Ko Maar Goli Niche Dekh”
Sherni: “Ohhh, I Love You Too Janu“

Vakiye Hi Samp Bhi Mar Gaya Aur Lathi Bhi Na Tooti

Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Toote Isko Ek Shabd Mein Samjhao?.
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“MUTTH“

Daulat Ki Koi Value Nahi Tharak Ke Aage

Salim Aur Anarkali Ke Pyar Ka Kissa Bada Mashoor Hai, Ek Bar Dono Apas Mein Bat Kar Rahe Thhe.
Salim: “Jaaneman Tere Kadmo Mein Rakh Dunga Saara Khazana”
Anarkali Ko Sex Ki Iccha Sata Rahi Thhi, Sunke Boli.
Anarkali: “Maa Chudane Gaya Tera Khazana, Andar Daal Aur Chal Shuru Kar Dabaana.“