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Tuesday 13 December 2011

Women Hole, Most Difficult Golf Course In The World

The Most Difficult Golf Course In The World Is “Women Hole“.
Any Style You Play
As Many Shots You Try.
And As Much Perfection You Have.
You Can Never Get Your Balls In

Tazi Hawa Bachhe Ke Liye Zaruri Hai

Santa Ki Pregnent Biwi Preeto Chhat Pe Tange Khol Ke Leti Hui Thi.
Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairani Se Puchha
Santa: “Yeh Kya Kar Rahi Ho?
Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Dr. Ne Kaha Hai Ke Tazi Hawa Bache Ki Sehat Ke Liye Achi Hai.

Don Ka Pakadna Muskil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai

Don Film Ka Ek Scene Jiski Wajah Se Pata Chala Ki Apne Don Bhai Ke Ek Famous Dialog Ke Piche Raz Kya Hai
Jab Karina Ne Don Ki Pent Utari
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Tab Jaa Ke Pataa Chla Ke
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Don Ka Itna Chota Hai Ke
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Don Ka Pakadna Muskil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai

Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hai?

Ladkiyo Ki Class Mein Maths Teacher Poochti Hai.
Teacher: “Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hai?
Ladkiya Chup Rahi.
Teacher Ne Piche Bethi Chinki Ko Kaha
Teacher: “Chinki Tum Batao, Zero Mein Ek Daale To Kya Hota Hai?
Chinki Sharmate Hue: “Madam Ji, First Time Dalo To Bohat Dard Hota Hai Aur 2nd Bar Mein Maja Aata Hai

Drivero Ki Mauja Hi Mauja

Jabse Skoda Company Ne New Car Model “Laura” Launch Ki,
Tabse Skoda Ke Driver Bohat Khush Hain Kyun Ki,
Madam Kehti Hain: “Driver Laura Nikalo

What Would You Like To Have?

Girl: “My Left Leg Is Lunch And My Right Leg Is Dinner, What Would You Like To Have?”
Smart Pappu: “I Would Like To Have Snacks Between Lunch And Dinner

Haq To Santa Ka Bi Banta Hai

Bomb Blast Hone Per Minister Elaan Karta Hai.
Minister: “Bomb Blast Mein Marne Waalon Ko 5 Lakh Aur Zakhmi Ko 3 Lakh Dene Ka Elan Karta Hoon
Santa Awaz Sun Ke Bola: “Aur Jinki Damake Se Sirf Gaand Fati Unka Kya Hoga?

Jagha Dekh Ke Soch Samajh Ke Bolo

Santa Aur Ladki Ke Bich Suni Gayi Ek Baat
Girl: “Sir, What Do You Prefer? Breasts Or Legs?
Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Pussy
Girl Slapped & Said : “Sale Tu Randi-Khanne Main Nahi Khada, Yeh KFC Ka Counter Hai

What The Hell Are You Doing?

Three Pathans Were Stroking Their Cocks Very Fast & Very Hard In A Restaurant.
Waitress: “What The Hell Are You Doing?
Pathan: “We Are Hungry & The Menu Says First Cum First Serve

Mulla Ji Ki Khatiya

Mulla Ji Shehar Se Khatiya Khareed Ke Sir Par Rakh Kar Ghar Wapas Ja Rahe Thhe.
Raste Main Ek Dost Ne Pucha: “Kitne Ki Laye Ho?”
Mulla: “800 Rs Ki
Dost: “Marwa Aaye Gand Yahaan To 600 Rs Ki Mil Jati
Thodi Dur Chalne Par Ek Aur Dost Mila.
Dost: “Kitne Ki Laye Ho?
Mulla: “600 Rs Ki
Dost: “Marwa Aaye Gand Yahaan To 400 Rs Ki Mil Jati.
Mulla Ji Ne Suna Aur Chup Cha Chal Diye, Phir Ek Aur Dost Raste Mein Mil Jata Hai.
Dost: “Kahaan Se Aa Rahe Ho
Mulla Gusse Se: “Gand Marwa Ke Aa Raha Hoon
Dost Huste Hue: “Achha Apni Khatiya Bhi Sath Le Ke Jate Ho

Bhoot Ko Kaisi Bagaya Jaye

Santa Honeymoon Par Gaya Abhi Maza Aana Shuru Ho Hi Raha Thha Ke Santa Ke Kamre Mein Bhoot Aaya.
Bhoot To Santa: “Mein Tujhe Lene Aaya Hoon
Santa Usko Talne Ke Liye Bola: “Kal Aana Abhi Mein Busy Hoon
Bhoot: “Ha Ha Ha Bhoot Kabhi Kisi Ka Intezaar Nahi Karte
Santa: “Hmm, Ek Kaam Kar Pehle Jaa Ke Samundar Mein Machili Gin Kar Aa
Bhoot Gaya Aur 5 Seconds Mein Vapis Aa Gaya
Bhoot: “Ho Gaya
Santa: “Jaa Ke Taare Gin Kar Aa
Bhoot: “Ye Bhi Ho Gaya
Ab Bechara Santa Musibat Mein Fass Gaya
Santa Ki Patni Ye Sab Dekh Rahi Thhi, Usne Kuch Socha Aur Boli
Patni: “Aap Ruke, Mein Bhoot Ko Bejthi Hoon
Usne Bhoot Ko Side Mein Lejake Najane Kya Kaha Ki Bhoot Fir Vapis Nahi Aya
Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Us Se Puucha
Santa: “Yaar Subhe Ho Gayi Par Bhoot Abhi Tak Aya Nahi, Kahan Beja Hai Use
Patni Muskurati Hue Boli: “Bhoot Ko Choot Ka Baal Sida Karne Ko Diya

Poor Farmer

A Farmer Bought A Milking Machine.
Out Of Horniness And Curiosity, He Tried It On His Dick.
He Had A Great Cumming But His Penis Got Stuck.
He Couldn’t Get It Off So He Decided To Check Out The Machine’s Manual.
It Said: ”Auto-Releases After 20 Litres

Kabhi Tel Wala Bhi Ruka Hai?

Do Aurate Gali Mein Khadi Aapas Mein Baate Kar Rahi Hoti Hai Toh Tabhi Ek Tel Wala Aa Jata Hai.
Aik Aurat Dosri Aurat Se: “Woh Dekho Tel Wala Ja Raha Hai, Usse Rokna?
Dosri Aurat Sharmate Hue: “Kaisi Baat Karti Ho Behan Kabhi Tel Wala Bhi Ruka Hai?