“Chalo Gulli Danda Khelte Hai?”

Pappu Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana To Girlfriend Ko Fon Kiya Aur Bola
Pappu: “Chalo Gulli Danda Khelte Hai?”
Ladki: “Nahi Teen Din Baad”
Pappu: “Kyuu?”
Ladki: “Pitch Geeli Hai Tum Chaho To Volley Ball Khel Sakte Ho.“

Dil To Hai Dil, Dil Ka Aitabar, Kya Kijiye

Ek Budha Badi Pareshan Si Halat Mein Apne Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.
Budha: “Jab Se Mera Heart Transplant Hua Hai, Muje Gand Marwana Or Paisa Achha Lagne Laga Hai Kya Main Jawan Ho Gaya Hu?”
Doctor: “Nahi Tumhe Randi Ka Dil Lagaya Gaya Hai.“

“Yeh Gubbare Hai”

Child Looking At Mom’s Breast.
Child: “Yeh Kya Hai?”
Mom: “Yeh Gubbare Hai”
Child: “Fir Mousi Ke Chote Kyun?”
Mom: “Tune Kab Dekhe?”
Child: “Jab Papa Unme Hawa Bhar Rahe The.“

Zindagi Ka Sabse Khatarnak Stunt

Zindagi Ka Sabse Khatarnak Stunt Kya Hai?
Khuli Talwar Par Nangi Gand Se Fisalna Aur Tatto Se Break Marna,
Kyun
?
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Soch Kar Hi Gand Phat Gayi Naa