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Sunday 22 April 2012

Kaam Karna Koi Asaan Thode Hai

Office Mein Nayi Secretary Aayi, Aate Hi Usne Boss Se Pucha
Secretary: “Sir, Mujhe Roz Kitne Ghante Bethna Padega?
Boss: “Do Option Hai – Bagal Ke Cabin Mein 10 Ghante, Ya Phir Mere Ghante Pe 10 Minute

This Is Old Man Is So Nice

A Blind Man Was Walking Down The Street With His Dog.
They Stopped At The Corner To Wait For The Passing Traffic.
The Dog, At This Point, Started Pissing On The Mans Leg.
As The Dog Finished The Man Reached Into His Coat Pocket And Pulled Out A Doggie Treat And Started Waving It At The Dog.
A Passerby Saw All The Events Happening And Was Shocked.
He Approached The Blind Man And Asked How He Could Possibly Reward The Dog For Such A Nasty Deed.
The Blind Man Replied “Oh I’m Not Rewarding Him, I’m Just Trying To Find His Head So I Can Kick His Fuckin’ Ass