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Thursday 8 December 2011

Sach Bolne Wali Pahli Biwi

Husband Suhaag Raat Wale Din Apni Wife Se Poochta Hai.
Husband: “Abb Tak Kitno Ke Saath Soi Ho Sach Batana?
Wife: “Sach Keh Rahi Hu, Sirf Aap Ke Saath Soi Hu Baaki Sab Haraamzade To Sone Hi Nahi Dete The.

Jhagde Mein Bhi Maja

Pappu Ne Ladki Se Jhagda Karte-Karte Chut Mein Ungli Kar Di.
Ladki To Pappu: “Kamine Teri Yeh Himmat
Pappu: “Tu Ne Hi Toh Kaha Tha Ungli Neeche Kar Ke Baat Kar

Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls?

Chinki Ki Friend Ne Ek Din Us Se Puchha.
Friend: “Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls?
Chinki: “Because Boys Have Ball Bearings Between Their Legs To Reduce Friction

Never Done Anything Wild?

A Boy With Green, Red And Blue Hair Was Passing By.
When An Old Man Was Staring At Him: “Watzup Oldie Never Done Anything Wild?
Old Man: “Yes, Fucked A Peacock Once Was Wondering If You Are My Son

Friends, Keep In Touch

One Day A Sad Monkey Wanted To End His Life.
So, He Went Up To A Sleeping Lion And Put His Finger In The Lion’s Ass.
The Lion Woke Up Angry And Roared,
Lion: “Who Did That ? Who Has Called For His Death?
Monkey: “Its Me
Lion: “Did Anyone See You?
Monkey: “No
Lion: “Ok, Do It Again Bro !
Moral: “Akele Rah Rah Kar Jungle Ka Badshah Bhi Gandoo Ho Jata Hai. So Keep In Touch

Patni Hamesha Pati Ki Ijjat Rakhti Hai

Ek Bande Ki Suhagraat Thi, Vo Bade Aaram Se Sex Kar Raha Thha,
Par Uski Wife Jor Jor Se Cheekh Rahi Thhi, Banda Hairan Hua Aur Usne Puchha.
Banda: “Tum Itna Cheekh Kyun Rahi Ho?
Wife: “Bahar Tere Dost Khade Hai, Chutiye Teri Izzat Rakh Rahi Hoon

Why Are You Buying .. ?

Husband & Wife Go For Shopping.
Wife: “You Have Nothing In Your Head But Why Are You Buying Helmet?
Husband: “Yesterday You Purchased Bra, Did I Askd You Anything?

Sex Karne Se Hone Wali Problem

Santa Subah Subha Doctor Ke Paas Jata Hai Aur Rote Hue Bolta Hai.
Santa: “Dr, Saab Badi Tension Hai, Kal Raat Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kiya Thha Aur Aaj Peshab Hi Nahi Aa Raha Hai
Doctor Ne Check Kiya Aur Gusse Se Bola
Doctor: “Bhosdi Ke Pehle Lund Pe Se Condom To Utar Le

Choti Si Cheez Ke Liye Nakhre Kya Sahna

Pappu Meets His Father In Red Light Area.
Pappu: “Papa Aap Yahaan?”
Santa: “Bus Beta Ab 200 300 Rupaye Ki Cheez Ke Liye Teri Maa Ke Nakhre Nahi Sahe Jate