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Thursday 26 April 2012

Ab Upvas Bhi Hoga Khaas

Kya Aap Bhi Pareshan Hai Ese Dialogs Se
Aaj Nahi, Aaj To Mera Vrat Hai
Gabraye Nahi, Ab Aise Dino Ke Liye Jaldi Hi Aa Raha Hai
Manforce Condom In Sabudana Flavor,
Only For Fasting Days,
Ab Upvas Bhi Hoga Khaas.

How To Make Younger Wife Pregnant

There Was An Elderly Man Who Wanted To Make His Younger Wife Pregnant.
So, He Went To The Doctor To Have A Sperm Count Done.
The Doctor Told Him To Take A Specimen Cup Home, Fill It, And Bring It Back The Next Day.
He Elderly Man Came Back The Next Day And The Specimen Cup Was Empty And The Lid Was On It.
Doctor: “What Was The Problem?
Elderly Man: “Well, You I Tried With My Right Hand…Nothing. So, I Tried With My Left Hand…Nothing. My Wife Tried With Her Right Hand…Nothing. Her Left Hand…Nothing. Her Mouth…Nothing. Then My Wife’s Friend Tried. Right Hand, Left Hand, Mouth…Still Nothing.”
Doctor: “Wait A Minute. You Mean Your Wife’s Friend Too?
Elderly Man: “Yeah, And We Still Couldn’t Get The Lid Off Of The Specimen Cup

Nirmal Baba Ka Upaye Biwiyo Ke Liye

Ek Baar Ek Aurat Badi Pareshani Ki HaalaT Mein Nirmal Baba Ke Pass Gayi Aur Rote Hue Apna Dukhda Boli
Aurat: “Baba Ji Meri Madad Karo
Nirmal Baba: “Kya Hua Bachha?
Aurat: “Mera Pati Roj Rat Ko Ghar Late Aata Hai
Nirmal Baba: “Ek Kam Karo, Ghar Ke Bahar Ek Board Laga Do
Aurat: “Ji Kaisa Board?
Nirmal Baba: “Yahi Ki, Raat Ko 9 Baje Sex Shuru, Pati Ghar Ho Ya Na Ho