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Thursday 20 October 2011

Suhagraat Ka Hisaab

Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Husband Apni Wife Ko 500 Rupees De Kar Bola,
Hum Ne Yeh Kaam Kabhi Free Mein Nahi Kiya
Wife 200 Rupees Wapis Karke Boli Aur Humne Kabi 300 Se Zayada Nahi Liya

Biwi Mehngi To Nahi Padd Rahi

Ek Banda Roj Kothe Pe Jake Rate Malum Karta Thha Aur Vapis Aa Jata Thha
Ek Din Uske Dost Ne Usse Puchha: “Jab Tu Kuch Karta Hi Nahi Hai To Rate Kyun Puchhta Hai
Jawab Aaya: “Yaar Mein Check Karta Hun Kahin Biwi Mehngi To Nahi Padd Rahi

Kid Peeps Into His Parents’ Bedroom

A Kid By Chance Peeps Into His Parents’ Bedroom At Night And Shocked At What He Sees!
He Shouts At His Mom: “And You Punish Me For Just Sucking The Thumb” !!!

Ladki Ki Salary Aur Kamayi

Ladki Dekhne Ke Liye Ladke Wale Ladki Walo Ke Ghar Gaye.
Ladke Wale: “Hamara Beta PWD Mein Cleark Hai. 5000 Salary Hai Aur Uppar Se 25000 Kamaata Hai.
Ladki Wale: “Hamari Beti Nurse Hai. 3000 Salary Hai Aur Neeeche Se 30000 Kamaati Hai.”

Master Ji Ki Pant Ki Zip

Hindi Ki Class Mein Master Ji Ki Pant Ki Zip Khhuli Dekh Kar Ladkiyaan Zor Zor Se Husne Lagi.
Master Ji Bole: “Zyaada Hehe Ki To Bahar Nikal Ke Khada Kar Dunga

Sardar Ji, Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Maara?

Sardar Ji, Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Maara???
Sardar: “Arey Yaar Meri Photo Bus Mein Gir Gayi Thhi, Maine Kaha Madam Zara Saari Upar Karna Maine Photo Lena Hai

Bansuri To Bahut Choti Hai

Sex Ke Baad Callgirl Customer Se Boli: “Tumari Bansuri To Bahut Hi Choti Hai
Customer: “Mujhe Thodi Pata Tha Ke, Stadium Mein Bajaani Padegi

Aap Ki Bhabhi Ki Tabiyat Kharab Thhi

Sardar Doodhwale Se: “Yaar Tum Do Din Se Kyun Nahi Aa Rahe Thhe??
Doodhwala: “Aap Ki Bhabhi Ki Tabiyat Kharab Thhi
Sardar: “To Koi Baat Nahi! Bhains Ka Doodh Hi Le Aate!

Kaunsa Mahina Chal Raha Hai

Ek Bar Ek Mote Sardar Ji Ko Badi Teji Se Toilet Aya Par Jese Hi Vo Gents Toilet Mein gaya To Vo Full Tha..
To Usne Apne Baal Khole Aur Ladies Toilet Mein Guss Gaya.. Aur Toilet Pe Beth Gaya..
Itne Mein Ek Lady Aayi Usne Uska Pet Foola Dekh Kar Pucha Ki “Behan Kaunsa Mahina Chal Raha Hai
Sardar Ji Bole: “Daswa (10th)”
Lady: “Tabhi To Bachhe Ki Tang Bahar Aa Gayi Hai

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Oh My God, What The Hell is Going On

A Kid Saw His Mother Messing With Make Up On Her Face And She Said: “Shit
And Kid Asked To His Mother What Is “Shit?
Then His Mother Answered: “It Is Second Word For Makeup.
Then He Saw His Sister Talking On Phone About Condoms.
When Kid Asked Her: “What Is A Condom?
Then Sister Replied: “It Is Second Word For Clothes
After Few Minutes, Kid Saw His Father Was Cutting A Chicken.
When He Cuts His Finger & Said Fuck, Kid Asked: “What Is Fuck?
Father Said To His Son: “It Is Second Word For Cutting
Suddenly Door Bell Rang Kid Opened The Door And His Grandmother Came In & Asked Grandson: “Where Is Everyone?
Then Kid Said Happily: “Mom Is Upstairs Putting Shit On Her Face, Sister Is Putting Condoms On & Daddy Is Fucking The Chicken