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Tuesday 13 March 2012

My Mom Is Better Than Yours

Two School Kids Were Arguing In The Playground.
First Boy: “My Dad Is A Better Snooker Player Than Your Dad
Second Biy: “No He Ain’t, My Dad Got The Highest Score Last Week.
First Boy Think For A Moment And Said: “Ok, Ok, But My Mom Is Better Than Your Mom.
Second Boy Said With A Smile On His Face: “Yeah, Alright, My Dad Also Says The Same Thing.

Chooss Chooss Chooss

Chooss Chooss Chooss
Maze Le Le Kar Chooss
Bari Bari Ek Ek Kar Ke Chooss
Ya Dono Ko Ek Saath Chooss
Masal Masal Ke Choos
Kyon Kay
Kahin Aamon (Mango) Ka Season Khatam Na Ho Jaye.

Kheli Khayi Patni Ka Example

Suhag Raat Ke Din Pati Apni Patni pe Rob Dalne Ke Liye Bola.
Pati: “Bolo Tume Chand Ki Sair Karvau Ya Taaron Ki?
Patni Bhi Kheli Khayi Thi Sun Ke Boli
Patni: “Pahle Rocket To Dekh Loon Baad Mein Decide Karungi

Bhagwan Bhi Pareshan Ho Gaye

Bhagwan Ne Srishti Ki Rachna Karne Ke Baare Mein Socha Aur Issi Purpose Se Adam Aur Eve Ko Banaya,
Unhone Adam Ko Bulaya Aur Kaha: “Ab Tumhare Liye Ek Vishesh Karye Hai, Jise Tumhe Hi Poora Karna Hoga
Adam: “Prabhu, Aap Aadesh Kare, Aapke Aadesh Ka Palan Hoga
Bhagwaan: “Adam, Tum Dharti Par Jaao
Adam: “Ye Dharti Kya Hai? Prabhu
Bhagwan Adam Ko Dharti Ke Baare Mein Samjhate Hai Aur Kehte Hai.
Bhagwaan: “Tumhe Dharti Par Jana Hoga Aur Waha Seedhe Bharat Mein Jana
Adam: “Prabhu, Ye Bharat Kya Hai? Iske Baare Mein Bataye?
Bhagwaan Adam Ko Bharat Ke Baare Mein Batate Hai Aur Kehte Hai.
Bhagwaan: “Adam, Tum Bharat Mein Pahunch Kar Himalay Par Pahunch Jana
Adam: “Prabhu, Ye Himalay Kya Hai?
Bhagwaan Adam Ko Himalay Ke Baare Mein Batate Hai Aur Kehte Hai.
Bhagwaan: “Adam, Himalay Par Phunch Kar Ek Nadi Paar Kar Lena
Adam: “Prabhu, Ye Nadi Kya Hoti Hai?
Bhagwaan Aaram Se Adam Ko Nadi Ke Baare Mein Vistaar Se Batate Hai Aur Kehte Hai.
Bhagwaan: “Tum Uss Nadi Ko Paar Karke Ek Gufa Mein Ghuss Jana
Adam: “Prabhu, Ye Gufa Kaisi Hoti Hai?
Bhagwaan Adam Ko Gufa Ke Baare Mein Ache Se Samajha Dete Hai Aur Kehte Hai.
Bhagwaan: “Tumhe Uss Gufa Mein Ek Aurat Milegi
Adam: “Ye Aurat Kya Hoti Hai? Prabhu
Bhagwaan Phir Se Adam Ko Aurat Ke Baare Mein Poora Samajhate Hai Aur Kehte Hai.
Bhagwaan: “Tum Uss Aurat Ke Sath Sex Karna Taki Bachhe Paida Ho
Adam: “Prabhu, Ye Sex Kya Hota Hai, Aur Isse Bachhe Kaise Paida Honge?
Bhagwaan Adam Ko Sex Ke Baare Mein Vistaar Se Samjhate Hai Aur Use Bharat Jane Ke Liye Ravana Kar Dete Hai.
Adam Bhi Prithvi Par Bhagwaan Ke Bataye Anusaar Pahunch Jata Hai, Lekin Kuch Der Baad Adam Phir Se Bhagwaan Ke Paas Aa Jata Hai,
Bhagwaan Pehle Se Hi Gusse Mein Baithe The, Aur Gusse Mein Aakar Bole
Bhagwaan: “Kya Hua Abb Kyu Wapis Aaye Ho, Kya Wo Aurat Tumhe Gufa Mein Nahi Mili?
Adam: “Aurat To Mil Gayi Prabhu Par Ek Samasya Hai?
Bhagwaan: “Kya Samasya Hai?
Adam: “Prabhu, Ye Sir Dard Kya Hota Hai?