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Wednesday 26 October 2011

Truth About Kumble & Sachin

Why Sachin Married An Elder & Kumble Married A Divorced Woman?
Answer: “Batsmen Love Looseballs & Spinners Love Used Balls

Girlfriend Ki Tariff Shayrana Andaz Mein

Chodumal Sahab Ne Apne Dost Ki Girlfriend Ki Tarif Karte Hue Sher Arz Kiya
Hatho Mein Jaam Hai, Galon Pe Gulfaam Hai,
Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Kya Zarurt Hai Dudh Ki Jab,
Teri Girlfriend Ke Sine Par Do-Do Dairy Farm Hai

A Different Kind of Fantasy

One Day A Nun Was Standing On The Side Of The Road Waiting For A Cab.
A Cab Stopped And Picked Her Up. During The Ride She Noticed That The Driver Was Staring At Her.
When She Asked Him Why, He Said, “I Want To Ask You Something, But I Don’t Want To Offend You.
She Said, “You Can’t Offend Me. I Have Been A Nun Long Enough That I Have Heard Just About Everything.
The Cab Driver Then Said, “Well, I’ve Always Had A Fantasy To Have A Nun Give Me A Blow Job.
She Said, “Well, Perhaps We Can Work Something Out Under Two Conditions. You Have To Be Single, And You Have To Be Catholic.”
Immediately The Cab Driver Said, “Oh, Yes! I’m Single And I’m Catholic!
The Nun Said, “Okay, Pull Into That Alley.
The Cab Driver Pulled Into The Alley And The Nun Went To Work. Shortly Afterwards, The Cab Driver Started Crying.
The Nun Said, “My Child, What’s The Matter?
He Said Tearfully, “Sister, I Have Sinned. I Lied, I Lied…I’m Married And I’m Jewish!
The Nun Replied, “That’s Okay. My Name’s Jai And I’m On My Way To A Costume Party!

Tauba Tauba, Ghor Kalyug

Bus Stop Ke Khadi Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Ek Ladka Uske Pass Gaya Aur Bola.
Ladka: “Apni Chut Do Na
Ladki Kuch Nahi Bolti Hai
Ladka Fir Kehta Hai: “Apni Chut Do Na
To Ladki Fir Kuch Nahi Bolti Hai
To Ladke Ko Gussa Aa Jata Hai Aur Bola: “Madherchod Gungi Hai Kya, Bol Nahi Sakti
Ladki Gusse Se: “Tum Apahij Ho Kya Chod Nahi Sakte

Chudayi Ke Do Important Rules

Baba Saxidas Ne Chudakkad Logo Ke Liye Chudayi Ke Do Important Rules Bataye Hai
Pehli Baar Iss Tarah Se Chodo Jese Dusri Baar Kabhi Milegi Nahi,
Dusri Baar Iss Tarah Se Chodo Jese Pehle Kabhi Choda Hi Nahi.
Jo Bhakat Is Rule Ko Apnayenge Vo Sex Ka Bharpoor Ananad Uthayenge

Adaab Arz Hai, Iss Shayari Par

Boy To Girl:
Ghulab Aisa Ho Jiss Mein Kaatein Na Ho,
Larki Ki Chut Aisi Ho Jis Mein Jhaate Na Ho.
Girl To Boy:
Gulab Khareedne Wale Kaatein Nahi Dekhte,
Ladki Ko Chodne Wale Jhaate Nahi Dekhte

Call Girl Ka Janaza

Ek Call Girl Ka Janaza Nikla, To Usse Dekh Ke Ek Admi Bola.
Aadmi: “Chalo Acha Hua Aakhir Aapas Mein Dono Milli To Sahi
Kisi Ne Pocha: “Kon Dono?
Wo Bola: “Uski Tangain

Nonveg Song, Santa Aur Uski Wife Ka

Santa Touched Preeto’s Boobs & Sung
Piyo Glass Full Doodh, Wonderful Doodh
Preeto Touched His Penis & Said
Thanda Matlab Chota Coke