Baba Ji Ki Goliyaan

Doctor Ek Budhe Ko Bata Raha Thha: “Baba Ji Aapki Niche Ki Dono Goliyan* (Balls) Nikaalni Padengi”
Budha: “Nikal De Beta Jab Bandook Hi Nahi Chalti To Goliyaan Kis Kaam Ki“

What Is The Best Family Planning Slogan?

Q: What Is The Best Family Planning Slogan On A Municipal Bus?
A: Kirpya Karke Aage Se Nahi Peeche Se Chadiye.

Mobile Stuck In Vagina

One Day A Girl Visit His Family Doctor And Said:  “My Cellphone Got Stuck In My Vagina Since Last 4 Days And Its In Vibration Mode.”
Doctor: “Ok, I Will Remove It Easily By A Small Operation.”
Girl Shout: “No, No Just Recharge The Battery.

Sher Ka Pinjra 10 Rs Ka

Ek Banda Zor Zor Se Chila Ke Product Bech Raha Thha
“Sher Ka Pinjra 10 Rs Mein Lo, Sher Ka Pinjra 10 Rs Mein Lo”
Logo Ne Uske Pass Ja Kar Daikha To Vo Underware Bech Raha Thha

Hairaan Karun Ya Pareshan Karun

Shadi Ki Raat Santa Says: “Bataao Hairan Karu Ya Pareshan Karu?”
Jeeto: Dono.
He Shows His Tiny 1 Inch Penis & Says: Kyun Dekh Ke Hairani Hui?
Jeeto Surprised: Ji Hui.
Santa: Ab Pareshan Karoon?
Jeeto: Ji Karo

Santa: Yeh Erect Hai!

Do You Talk To Your Wife After Sex?

Question To A Husband: “Do You Talk To Your Wife After Sex?”
Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone.

Sardar Ji Aur 3 Ladkiyaan

Ek Train Mein Teen College Ki Ladkiya Bethi Thhi,
Ek Punjabi Jatt Aaya Aur Bola: “Aapka Naam?”
Pehli Boli: Salma Behan
Doosri Boli: Sarita Behan
Teesri Boli: Meena Behan
Fir Ladkiyo Ne Poocha: “Aapka Naam?”

Jatt Bola: “Shinda Behan Chod“

What Is Condom?

Ek Din Ek Bete Ne Apne Daddy Se Puchha: “Daddy Condom Kya Hota Hai?”
Daddy: “Chal Bhaag Mujhe Nahi Pataa”
Beta: “Tabhi To Hum 11 Bhai Behan Hai“

Mera Number Kab Aayega

A Police Man Saw Santa Fucked A Girl In The Car,
Policeman: “Kyon Santa Gi Akele-Akele Mera Number Kab Aayega?”
Santa: “Bas, Ladki Ke Baad“

Master Se Badla

Masterji: “Pappu, A,B,C,D, Se Shuru Hone Wala Ek Sentence Banao?”
Pappu: “Sir….”
Masterji: “Haan Haan Batao Ghabrao Nahi.”
Pappu: “Apki Behan Chod Dunga“

Lund Agar Aur Khubsurat Hota To Kya Hota?

Ek Ladki Bhagwan Se Prathna Kar Rahi Thhi Aur Mang Rahi Thhi.
Ladki: “Hey Bhagwan! Please Ladko Ka Lund Thoda Khubsoorat Banado”
Bhagwan Ji Parkat Hue Aru Gusse Se Bole.
Bhagwan Ji: “Itna Ganda Banane Par To Chooss Leti Ho, Achha Banane Par Toh Kha Hi Jaogi“