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Wednesday 14 March 2012

Ise Kahte Hai Kismatwala

Ladka Shaadi Ke Pehle Apni Hone Wali Biwi Ko Doctor Ke Paas Virginity Test Ke Liye Le Gaya.
Test Ke Baad Doctor Khush Hote Hue Ladke Ko Bola: “Congrates, You Are So Lucky, Mera Badi Mushkil Se Andar Gaya

What Is Long & Hard, Has A Hole At The Tip

What Is Long & Hard, Has A Hole At The Tip And When You Insert It Into A Wet, Hairy & Tight Hole Makes You Feel Better?
Vicks Inhaler

Where Is My Car?

A Man Walks Out Of A Bar, Stumbling Back And Forth With A Key In His Hand. A Cop On The Beat Sees Him, And Approaches.
Cop: “Can I Help You, Sir?
Man: “Yesssh! Sssshomebody Ssshtole My Car!
The Cop Asks: “Where Was Your Car The Last Time You Saw It?
Man: “It Wasssh At The End Of Thisssh Key!
The Cop Next Looks Down And That The Man’s Member Is Being Exhibited For All The World To See.
He Asks The Man: “Sir, Are You Aware That You Are Exposing Yourself?
The Man Looks Down Woefully And Without Missing A Beat, Moans: “Ohhh God . . . They Got My Girlfriend Too!!!

Santa Banta Bhi Kamaal Hai, Kuch Nahi Sochte

Santa Banta Ka Ek Din Movie Dekhne Ka Program Bana.
Jaisi Hi Cinema Pahunche To Santa Ne Ticket Counter Par House Full Ka Board Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bola.
Santa: “Maa Ki Choot Band Ho Gayi Sali
Banta Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola: “Oye Aaja Aaja Koi Baat Nahi, Bahan Ki Choot Black Mein To Mill Rahi Hai Na

Gotiya Hamare Lund Se Jyada Kali Kyu Hoti Hai?

Baba Ji Ka Ek Bhakat Bada Hi Ajeeb Sa Prashan Leke Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Pass Gaya.
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Mujhe Aaj Tak Ek Baat Nahi Samajh Aayi Aur Main Bada Pareshan Hun, Kripya Aap Uska Jawab De Dijiye
Baba Ji: “Bolo Beta, Kya Sawal Pareshan Kar Raha Hai Tumko?
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Gotiya Lund Se Zyada Kali Kyo Hoti Hai?
Baba Ji Pahle Muskuraye Aur Apne Bhakt Ki Taraf Pyar Bhari Najro Se Dekh Kar Bole
Baba Ji: “Beta, Kyunki Wo Lund Ko Maze Leta Dekh Kar Jalti Rehti Hai.