A Man Walks Out Of A Bar, Stumbling Back And Forth With A Key In His Hand. A Cop On The Beat Sees Him, And Approaches.
Cop: “Can I Help You, Sir?”
Man: “Yesssh! Sssshomebody Ssshtole My Car!”
The Cop Asks: “Where Was Your Car The Last Time You Saw It?”
Man: “It Wasssh At The End Of Thisssh Key!”
The Cop Next Looks Down And That The Man’s Member Is Being Exhibited For All The World To See.
He Asks The Man: “Sir, Are You Aware That You Are Exposing Yourself?”
The Man Looks Down Woefully And Without Missing A Beat, Moans: “Ohhh God . . . They Got My Girlfriend Too!!!“
Cop: “Can I Help You, Sir?”
Man: “Yesssh! Sssshomebody Ssshtole My Car!”
The Cop Asks: “Where Was Your Car The Last Time You Saw It?”
Man: “It Wasssh At The End Of Thisssh Key!”
The Cop Next Looks Down And That The Man’s Member Is Being Exhibited For All The World To See.
He Asks The Man: “Sir, Are You Aware That You Are Exposing Yourself?”
The Man Looks Down Woefully And Without Missing A Beat, Moans: “Ohhh God . . . They Got My Girlfriend Too!!!“
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