Why Do 99 percent Of Girls Have A Bigger Left Boob?

Why Do 99 percent Of Girls Have A Bigger Left Boob?
Because, 99 percent Of The Boys Are Right Handed…

curious husband

In A Hospital A Lady after delivering a baby was getting some Stitches.
The curious husband was sitting outside. After some time he look inside through the window and then knocked and asked shyly:  “Doctor, Pura toh nahi siloge na?“

Haath Mein Kitni Fingers Hoti Hain?

Teacher To Johny: “Haath Mein Kitni Fingers Hoti Hain?”
Johny: “Sir Six”
Teacher: “Bhosri Ke Tujhe Kitni Bar Bola Hai Pant Se Hath Bahar Nikaal Kar Count Kiya Kar”

You Are Like A Mobile Phone

During Sexual Session The Girl Says: “Dear You Are Like A Mobile Phone”
Boy: “Do I Vibrate A Lot?”
Girl: “No, But When You Get In To The Tunnel You Loose Network“

Common Between A Girl’s Legs N Amul Butter?

Golu Asks Pappu
Golu: “What Is Common Between A Girl’s Legs And Amul Butter?”
Pappu: “Simple, Both Are Delicious When Spread“