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Monday 13 February 2012

Valentines Day Gift – Rape Se Kaisi Bacha Jaye?

Chinki Ab Umar Mein 18 Saal Ki Ho Chuki Thhi.
Ek Din Uski Maa Ne Socha Ki Aaj Iski Pariksha Leti Hu.
Maa: “Chinki, Maan Lo Ki Tum Kisi Andheri Aur Tang Gali Se Raat Ke Waqt Gujar Rahi Ho, Aur Samne Se Koi Aadmi Tumahare Samne Aa Jata Hai, Aur Uske Iraade Bhi Nek Nahi Hai To Tum Kya Karogi?
Chinki Kuch Sochkar Boli: “Main Us Aadmi Ko Apne Kareeb Aane Ko Kahoongi
Maan Hairan Hokar: “Phir?
Chinki: “Phir Main Use Shirt Utarne Ko Kahungi
Maan: “Hey Bhagwan, Phir?
Chinki: “Phir Main Apni Skirt Upar Uthaungi, Ya Apni Top Ke 2 Button Kholungi
Maan: “Hey Bhagwan Mujhe Apne Paas Bula Le, Phir?
Chinki: “Phir Main Use Pent Nichhe Karne Ko Kahoongi
Maan Lagbhag Behosh Hoti Hue: “Kamini Phir Kya Karegi?
Chinki: “Karna Kya Hai, Mene Us Aadmi Ki Pent Nichhe Sarkwa Di Thi, Main To Sar Par Paanv Rakh Kar Bhagungi, Aur Aadmi Apni Paanvon Tak Giri Pent Mein Fans Kar Gir Padega
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To Meri Pyariyo Mitar Ladkiyo (Girl-Friends) Ko Valentines Day Pe Chota Sa Gift..
Ye Joke Kaisa Laga Aapko Batana Jarur. Mujhe Bahut Si Complaints Milti Hai Ki Main Hamesha Ladkiyo Ki Beizzti Pe Hi Jokes Likhta Hun.
Aaj Se Main Ab Ladkiyo Ki Puri Care Karunga Aur Unki Tarif Mein Bhi Jokes Likha Karunga. :)
Ab Meri Koi Girl Friend To Hai Nahi Na Jo Mujhe In Cheez Ka Pata Ho, Isliye Umeed Karta Hun Ki Is Valintines Day Pe Aap Mein Se Koi Na Koi Kanya Jarur Mujhe Ye Suhana Avsar Degi ( Ek Se Jyada Bhi Ho Jaye To Bhi Chalengi :p)

Santa’s Wedding Invitation

"You All Are Invited On Santa's Marriage ... :)"
Santa Fixed His Marriage On 2nd March.
He Sent Invitation To His Friends:
Marriage Is On March 2nd But Please Come On 1st Night We All Will Enjoy.

Why This Chodaveri Chodaveri Chodaveri Di

"Sexy Remake Of Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Di"
Why This Chodaveri Chodaveri Chodaveri Di…
“GF In Room Room, Wearing Bra White,
Nipple Color Light Light, Mine Lund Tight”
Why This Chodaveri Chodaveri Chodaveri Di…
“Hand La Bra, Bra Da Boobs, Boobs Full Milk.
Wetty Choot, Lund Come, Sex Like Silk.
Boobs Boobs, Sexy Boobs, I Want Suck Now.
Choot Choot, Wetty Choot, I Want Fuck Now”
“Guys M Fucking Now, She’s Screaming Now…
This Message Is For Chodu Boys, We Don’t Have Choice”
Why This Chodaveri Chodaveri Chodaveri Di…